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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

my dog died im sad posted:

The huge amount of water they use is their biggest problem.

I'm going to switch to oat or soy milk.

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PringleCreamEgg
Jul 2, 2004

Sleep, rest, do your best.
Almonds are the absolute worst drat nut in mixed nuts. Cashews, despite not being a nut, are by far the supreme nut in the mixed bag. Anyone doing cashew milk is ruining some great food.

Pistachios absolutely own as well.

But gently caress almonds, they're not even a good way to commit sudoku even with the bitter kind. Way more effective to blend up a bunch of apple seeds and add that to my morning yogurt tomorrow.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

w a l n u t z

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

I'm going to switch to oat or soy milk.

Oat milk is the best.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



I once ate a bag of bitter almonds and my face and neck muscles went completely slack for a couple of hours, wonder if that was cyanide poisoning

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

something is wrong with almonds

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

it's about time we got to the bottom of the almond(s) situation

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Facebook Aunt posted:

Oat milk is the best.

This is going to go great.

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

almonds are one of the "lower" foods

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
OP is a snaggletoothed nannygoat

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

I once ate a bag of bitter almonds and my face and neck muscles went completely slack for a couple of hours, wonder if that was cyanide poisoning

That's called an almondgasm and it's even better if you smoke a cigarette right after.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

why is almond the flavor so good and almond the nut so bad?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Blue Diamond smokehouse almonds best almonds
if you eat those and are like 'not enough flavor' you have tongue cancer and might already be dead

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Now macadamia nuts
Those are some worthless loving nuts.


Hey you want a nut that looks like a garbanzo bean and tastes like a water chestnut? Awesome here you go.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:

OP is asking for someone to chew up almonds and spit the mush-paste into his mouth

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo
THyre a fail, op

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


It should say "For InEDIBLE desserts" lmao BOOM Gottem

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
You remembered to activate them, right?

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Almonds own. GET hosed OP

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I shot an almond and it died, I weep n cry every day before bed

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Almonds are like the worst food for the environment. If anything they should be making them even harder to enjoy

jimmy mnemonic
Jan 9, 2007

Fun Shoe
They make almond butter so you can enjoy almonds in the form of a viscous paste

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!

Big Beef City posted:

Blue Diamond smokehouse almonds best almonds
if you eat those and are like 'not enough flavor' you have tongue cancer and might already be dead

This guy gets it. If they ever start selling the smokehouse powder as a separate topping, I’m putting it on everything.

Almonds own, maybe you just need to try a different flavor.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

jimmy mnemonic posted:

They make almond butter so you can enjoy almonds in the form of a viscous paste

Too hard to use. Tell me when it comes I convenient spray format.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

jimmy mnemonic posted:

They make almond butter so you can enjoy almonds in the form of a viscous paste

Or you can use almonds ground into a kind of flour substitute and make baked stuff.

Amorphous Abode
Apr 2, 2010


We may have finally found unobtainium but I will never find eywa.

If you pick the almonds out of the nutmix yourself at the store and present them to the cashier they'll deduct the cost by weight off of the can for you, hth.

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
Lotta big dentistry plants ITT shilling Rocknuts to increase foot traffic into their clinics for cracked teeth. So obvious

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i train every day by eating a bowl of pistachios, shells and all

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

They're not even good in the nutcracker mix. At least walnuts are satisfying to mash and dig out the pieces.

Ricardio
Dec 3, 2012

Completely Consensual
Ask Mama Bird to chew them up for you you little bitch birdie.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

hell astro course posted:

something is wrong with almonds

I heard it’s because demand is so great that factory almond farmers are forcing the almonds to grow too fast and it causes the almond breast muscle to become striated and “woody”.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



my dog died im sad posted:

The huge amount of water they use is their biggest problem.

almonds are the reason why California has wildfires

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




^ yeah. the huge amount of water itself isn't the problem with almonds, it's just that they tend to be farmed in places that don't have a huge amount of water to spare.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



how the wildfires haven't burned up all of the almond farms yet, I have no idea

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Gonna hork down the wasabi soy blue diamonds until I die.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Activate your Almonds, jackass

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

I. M. Gei posted:

how the wildfires haven't burned up all of the almond farms yet, I have no idea

google image search "almond plantation" and your question will be answered


they're about as fireproof as a tree farm gets, by being nothing but bare soil and some spaced-out trees

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

sorry for onion posting but this one was actually funny https://www.theonion.com/i-will-drink-every-last-drop-of-water-on-earth-1819584998/amp

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’ve been thinking about it OP and maybe if you don’t enjoy almonds you should probably stop eating them? Just a thought.

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Klyith posted:

they're about as fireproof as a tree farm gets

Not when I get there

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