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But as a podcast
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ejw2076 posted:How do I transition from schizo to priest? All you need to do is convince enough people to start your own cult.
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# ? Jul 11, 2022 22:15 |
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ejw2076 posted:How do I transition from schizo to priest? this is tricky. all priests have schizophrenia as it's a required trait to converse with god, but not all people with schizophrenia are priests. it's not clear what makes the subset distinct.
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# ? Jul 11, 2022 22:15 |
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Bad Purchase posted:this is tricky. all priests have schizophrenia as it's a required trait to converse with god, but not all people with schizophrenia are priests. it's not clear what makes the subset distinct. Studies have shown a possible correlation with loving a nun.
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# ? Jul 11, 2022 22:18 |
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The Bloak as Got on Top of Aunty Every body knows Aunty. Stoan boans and iron tits and teef be twean her legs plus she has a iron willy for the ladys it gets red hot. When your time comes you have to do the juicy with her like it or not. She rides a girt big rat with red eyes it can see in the dark and it can smel whos ready for Aunty. Even if they dont know it ther selfs the rat can smel if theyre ready. Time back way back after Bad Time there come playgs in the towns and they wer berning out the Badstock and the clevverness and that. Aunty she wer here and there and every where on her rat. She wer larfing and singing she wer doing the juicy right lef and senter she never got a nuff of it. Every 1 wer hiding out from her the bes they cud what ever hoal or shelter they cud fynd. It dint help them nothing that rat smelt them all out any how. Bloaks even if they dint think they cud get it up for Aunty jus 1 look from her and they wer ready. Theywd have ther go with Aunty but they never done it moren Ice. Ice Aunty clampt down with her bottom teef it wer Bye bye all bes no mor Trubba in this worl. There wer a bloak his wife and childer dead from the playg and them what wer berning out the town wer after him with torches. Flames jumping up behynt him he dint have much chance but on he run from 1 hoal to a nother. He wer so much out of Luck his numbers all gone randem and his progam come unstuck he startit in to crave for Aunty he cudnt think of nothing else. He fealt ready only he dint see no red rat eyes nor he dint hear Aunty coming. He gone looking for her then and calling to her he wer yelling, 'Come on Aunty Im ready for you and I want it now.' He mus not have smelt ready tho becaws the rat dint come after him. He begun to foller on the rat then. He wer faslegging it thru the berning looking for jynt rat poo poo til he cawt up with Aunty. He said, 'Drop your nickers Aunty you are for me.' Aunty larft she said, 'Whyd you come running after me do you have a iron willy or what?' He said, 'I dont have nothing special Im jus dying hard.' Aunty said, 'All right then but you mus let me get on top thats how I all ways do it.' When Aunty got on top of any 1 her stoan boans and iron tits wud crush them down and her bottom teef wud finish the job. This bloak tho he said, 'Not this time Aunty. Every thing else has got on top of me but I wil get on top of you.' Aunty larft and let him do it becaws she liket how he come running after her. That bloak never had any thing like it he dint know if he wer dead or a live he said, 'Am I dead now or what?' Aunty larft she said, 'No youre not dead becaws you got on top of me and I pult in my bottom teef for you. I done that becaws you dint hide you come running after me. Off with you now and keap in mynd nex time its arga warga for you.' Off he gone then he come to that place which now its callit Hagmans II. He seen a woman there she wer the 1st he seen since he ben with Aunty. He said to her, 'I done the juicy with Aunty and Im stil a live.' She said, 'Prove it.' He said, 'Iwl prove it right a nuff but wud you tel me 1st what do they call this place?' The woman tol him, 'Hangmans Hil.' The bloak said, 'Wel les call it some thing else now becaws Ive ben with Aunty and Im stil here. Jus a littl wyl back I ben ready to dy but now Im ready to live a littl and in joy with you so les call this place Hagmans Thril.' The woman said, 'If thats the name wewl do the same.' There wernt much else to do in that place it wernt nothing only smoaking runes dead bodys from the playg and nothing to eat. The bloak went with her then he went agen he went all day and all nite he woar his self out and tirely he cudnt put out no mor input. The woman fealt him going she said, 'Dont you fancy me no mor?' He said, 'It aint that its jus Ive overwent my self I think Iwl res a littl now.' She said, 'I think youwl res a littl longern you think.' He said, 'Whyre you looking at me that way who be you and whats your name?' She said, 'Who I am is Auntys saymling sister and my name is Arga Warga.' When the bloak heard that he tryd to run but he wer that woar out he cudnt move and she jumpt on him and et him up. From then on they callit that place Hagmans II. Hagman Hogman big or small Thats the end Ive tol it all
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# ? Jul 11, 2022 22:21 |
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I filed a CIA IG complaint against Elon Musk for forging psy ops, it's a step into getting access to his neuralunk hardware. The hacked cochlear implant works, but it chats your teeth when you piss. Everyone's mind is hooked up to a chip of some sort, as technology are steps to heaven's magic. As the tech improves, you start computing and pulling strings on various fundamental phenomena of reality. Tech is one staircase to Heaven's magic, but we have made many different ones in different worlds. We kept all the steps. Our first processor that wasn't publicly owned was a preuniverse processor. Its a processor for preuniverse conditions. we don't sell them to freemasons. Computes anything and got us going with $10. hosed them up. We're the loving CIA. Anyway, I ran gpt2 AI on our basic processor and it sucks. I'm giving it to Watson as a sex toy
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# ? Jul 11, 2022 22:23 |
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bruh
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# ? Jul 11, 2022 22:24 |
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I want to put OP in a room with Clandestien Boyster and see what happens.
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# ? Jul 11, 2022 22:46 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:I want to put OP in a room with Clandestien Boyster and see what happens.
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# ? Jul 11, 2022 23:34 |
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bertolt rekt posted:bruh
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 00:03 |
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u ok hun? dm me 2 many snakes on here 🐍
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 00:06 |
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Peggy Edson posted:didn't read Did read
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 00:12 |
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ejw2076 posted:I'm a schizo. The pills, the psych wards, the whole works. Back in the day, we were your priests... now we just go on and on about the CIA's mind-control chips. Anyways... a Hindu Goddess found me, created me, married me, and I even got to be Jesus. Still waiting to hit it. Anyways, here's the loving books. Whoa
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 00:24 |
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That would be the best outcome.
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 00:46 |
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Zeluth posted:It is fun to live in reality. lies
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 00:49 |
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ejw2076 posted:I'm a schizo. The pills, the psych wards, the whole works. Back in the day, we were your priests... now we just go on and on about the CIA's mind-control chips. Anyways... a Hindu Goddess found me, created me, married me, and I even got to be Jesus. Still waiting to hit it. Anyways, here's the loving books. I see your schizophrenia, and raise my ADHD. Meaning lol at reading any of that long rear end poo poo.
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 00:54 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Did read I'd let you suck my dick, but you're under age. I've worked with the big wigs at the CIA Merkin Table. Fierce crew of pretty little girls.
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 00:56 |
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I made a big bet with the masons of 4chan. Challenged everyone to feed me a fetus. I won roe with that bet, then I went and ate a fetus. You don't swollow it forwards, you do it in a weird inside-out, downside-up, backwards way and win even bigger.
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 01:00 |
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Which junior high school emo band did you steal these song lyrics from
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 01:02 |
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ejw2076 posted:How do I transition from schizo to priest? You stated earlier that, "back in the day we were priests". But the reality is that, in olden times, only some schizophrenics were deigned by the people to be priests. The rest were said to be the village idiots. Meditate upon the difference between the two types of vintage schizos, and you will find the answer to your question. Unless you are the village idiot type, in which case you will continue to find nothing useful, but provide amusement to the rest of us.
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 01:12 |
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Corn Glizzy posted:Which junior high school emo band did you steal these song lyrics from He was a downy. Did good in math, though. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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BigBadSteve posted:You stated earlier that, "back in the day we were priests". But the reality is that, in olden times, only some schizophrenics were deigned by the people to be priests. The rest were said to be the village idiots. I was a classic schizo when I lost my badges. I think I'll just buy more dmt and keep going no matter what.
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 01:16 |
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Are you taking your medication currently OP or are you off of them? If you're off, how do you justify being off of them when you're clearly of sound enough mind to know that you're sick?
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 01:17 |
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ejw2076 posted:I made a big bet with the masons of 4chan. Challenged everyone to feed me a fetus. I won roe with that bet, then I went and ate a fetus. You don't swollow it forwards, you do it in a weird inside-out, downside-up, backwards way and win even bigger. This is just sad compared to the old timey holy texts you were writing earlier. I think it would be best to go all in with your treatment to suppress your schizophrenic delusions altogether instead of lingering in this state where you still have delusions but they're diluted due to the partial treatment you've already received.
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 01:18 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Are you taking your medication currently OP or are you off of them?
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 01:22 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:This is just sad compared to the old timey holy texts you were writing earlier. I think it would be best to go all in with your treatment to suppress your schizophrenic delusions altogether instead of lingering in this state where you still have delusions but they're diluted due to the partial treatment you've already received. I figure that this life can be tossed. Village idiot or holy man? I'll live in the camper behind my mom's house while talking to aliens. At least they didn't give a poo poo about me keeping their secrets.
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 01:26 |
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They're just jealous
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 01:36 |
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ejw2076 posted:I was a classic schizo when I lost my badges. I think I'll just buy more dmt and keep going no matter what. New provisional diagnosis: Drug addict, with possible DMT-induced psychosis. Psych medication doesn't work when you gently caress up an already fragile mental state with unprescribed mind altering drugs. Thoughts and prayers, but I won't waste any more time on you. Level with your psych about your drug use and you have some hope, otherwise enjoy your self-induced inner turmoil.
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 01:43 |
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Great thread, gently caress the trolls.
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 01:47 |
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BigBadSteve posted:New provisional diagnosis: Drug addict, with possible DMT-induced psychosis. Psych medication doesn't work when you gently caress up an already fragile mental state with unprescribed mind altering drugs. My mom keeps telling me the earth is flat and last time I was in NYC the towers weren't missing. I think I'm in a simulation on Et's ufo.
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 02:00 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Great thread, gently caress the trolls. Threads like this bring a tear to me eye.
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 03:45 |
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Peggy Edson posted:didn't read
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Thread started at a 5 and went to 0 real fast. You aren't even funny crazy. Tell your doctor about the dmt and visions. If you are truly a prophet they will hear your words.
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 04:51 |
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Bad Purchase posted:this is tricky. all priests have schizophrenia as it's a required trait to converse with god, but not all people with schizophrenia are priests. it's not clear what makes the subset distinct. Its the Latin
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 04:56 |
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Until joining Masonry, lived in a world of conspiracy theories. My life, the past ten years, where I have been through a nightmare of demon possession, seems to have come to an end. You hear about the sadhu that wanders around India looking for himself? Mine was strange and very difficult, but I did succeed in finding myself and my wife. I am the creation and love of Deva Vishnu, I am neomAya, son of Dharma and Maya. Hinduism tells us that we are in Kali Yuga, but the Messiah will arrive. I am not Jesus of Nazareth, but I have stood on My Cross, Vishnu, where Solipsism died, on May 20, 2012. The eclipse was over The Marysville Pure Land Buddhist Church in California, but My Cross was on the Sun above. Below, a little red headed koi fish was conceived. I am the red headed koi.
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 05:23 |
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Gulp you poo poo is nuts.
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 05:26 |
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have you tried LSD-ejw2076 posted:I filed a CIA IG complaint against Elon Musk for forging psy ops, it's a step into getting access to his neuralunk hardware. The hacked cochlear implant works, but it chats your teeth when you piss. ah, never mind.
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Zeluth posted:Gulp you poo poo is nuts. Honestly, I feel like I have finally woken up, or finally seen. It is very trippy when Eastern Gods start talking to you. I realize now, that my difficult life, but insanely beautiful spiritual experiences, could be damnation by an ancient Goddess of Justice who loves me. Maybe I wanted a tattoo, so I incarnate here and live the life. Maybe this strange blind life was just another step. Upside down, inside out... I don't think it really matters when you start ascending. It is just like a God going blind to experience a creation of themselves. I remember a normal life with a beginning. How many of these will I experience? I don't see myself being worshiped in the past under my Heaven-given name, neomAya, and the present state of religion and society holds the holy man to the pills.
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 05:44 |
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Record yourself on soundcloud reciting one of these in a classical Shakespearean voice
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ButterSkeleton posted:I hope you get the help you need, my friend. What help do they need?
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