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# ? Jun 10, 2024 14:36 |
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I think its past the statute of limitations so I'll come clean: I used to turn off my computer before it was safe to do so
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possession with intent to sell
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ADINSX posted:I think its past the statute of limitations so I'll come clean: I used to turn off my computer before it was safe to do so my god. 28 years. we've been looking for this sick bastard since... hell, back in chicago. the windowy city
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Beeftweeter posted:my god. 28 years. we've been looking for this sick bastard since... hell, back in chicago. the windowy city lol this is a great deep cut
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:lol this is a great deep cut this was really one sick bastard, hopping from city to city, crashing heads into cylinders. poo poo. nashville, memphis, cairo, whistler... redjac
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i reckon' i must've racked up at least ten thousand counts of virtual murder by now with all those games i've played
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I installed some software and did NOT restart my computer before launching it
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Hed posted:I installed some software and did NOT restart my computer before launching it Sick
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sodomy with computer
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compubortion
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took SD card out of my mac today without ejecting it
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echinopsis posted:took SD card out of my mac today without ejecting it steve jobs is crying in heaven right now
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destruction of computer evidence
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imagine if heaven was modelled after our ancestors and wasn’t updated when we evolved and you just got 72 bananas
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im not paying my computer support
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fart simpson posted:destruction of computer evidence glad you keep a box of tissues next to computer
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crossing the street at arbitrary places with computer
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computer genocide. and other crimes againse computerity
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is computer racism a crime or just frowned upon by the left (but heralded by the right)
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its not a crime as long as its contained in your heart. it becomes a crime when you act upon those desires in certain ways
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fart simpson posted:compubortion Abort, Retry, Fail?
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life begins at compilation
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echinopsis posted:is computer racism a crime or just frowned upon by the left (but heralded by the right) computer racist jokes might get a laugh out of this crowd, but cool it with the computer slurs when in polite company
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echinopsis posted:imagine if heaven was modelled after our ancestors and wasn’t updated when we evolved and you just got 72 bananas I'd still be pretty stoked tbh
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fart simpson posted:compubortion not only is this a crime but it's also a sin repent! repent! the power of clang compels you!
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i sometimes throw cables away i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first
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Sweevo posted:i sometimes throw cables away ![]()
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Sweevo posted:i sometimes throw cables away some day you will need that ps/2 extension cable AND YOU WILL BE SORRY!
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You'll pry my VGA to DVI adapter from my cold dead hands motherfucker
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Sweevo posted:i sometimes throw cables away absolutely perverse
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Sweevo posted:i sometimes throw cables away same. I already have like 15 hdmi cables, and 20+ microusb, i dont need more.
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I call the first gen ipad “ipad classic”
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Sweevo posted:i sometimes throw cables away look at mr moneybags over here ![]()
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Sweevo posted:i sometimes throw cables away ok this thread isn't funny any more i want to go home
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Sweevo posted:i sometimes throw cables away jesus christ i knew people like you statistically must exist, but to think we have one right here in yospos...
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one time i underclocked my cpu ![]()
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i’m raising an endangered animal in my backyard with a computer
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I haven't backed up my data lately. All my draft posts could disappear with a single hardware malfunction and no one would ever get to read them.
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 14:36 |
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i still use the cloud to butt extension and still chuckle like a 13 years old every time
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