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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Turn the front page into an alt right conspiracy website.

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dot communist
Mar 28, 2005

Where did you get that screenshot

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

dot communist posted:

Where did you get that screenshot

Found it on Reddit

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

broke: bring back the front page
woke: bring back the forums

Lurker Ant
Nov 16, 2016
Turn the front page into a Gawker style tabloid that stalks goon Twitter accounts.

BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

Jeffery, please bring back the front page. Maybe give some of the old authors a call or put up a request for content from goons here in GBS? I'd really appreciate it.


Meme Poker Party posted:

This already happened, OP. I wanna say it was like six months ago or something. It was directly solicited that goons please sent in sample articles for consideration.


Nothing happened lol

Noted humorless modmin Fluffdaddy was put in charge of reviewing submissions.

There will never be another frontpage article.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Let us post on the front page

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
No lie

If I ever make my next epic effort thread "Clan of the Cave Goon" it should go on the Front page

I've been thinking about it for months

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Would we all have to find a cave to call our own?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
Front Page should show a lot of "Look at this forums poo poo" and then maybe every so often have some cool original stuff. Let funny forum people have articles and pay them instead of paying 1-2 person to try and be funny weekly/daily/whatever.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

In the meantime replace the front page with one of those squatter websites you get to when you type a URL wrong full of scam and porn links. Let's harvest some credit cards.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Athanatos posted:

Front Page should show a lot of "Look at this forums poo poo" and then maybe every so often have some cool original stuff. Let funny forum people have articles and pay them instead of paying 1-2 person to try and be funny weekly/daily/whatever.

EXACTLY
I love you a tiny bit I've decided

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
There have been enough good photoshop threads and MSpaint threads so we could bring back that, at least.

This is all great content right here:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4007616
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3987674
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3926386

Valko fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Aug 19, 2022

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Athanatos posted:

Front Page should show a lot of "Look at this forums poo poo" and then maybe every so often have some cool original stuff. Let funny forum people have articles and pay them instead of paying 1-2 person to try and be funny weekly/daily/whatever.

:agreed:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


please feel free to use the photoshops of me with my mushrooms for a photoshop phriday

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Sid Vicious posted:

please feel free to use the photoshops of me with my mushrooms for a photoshop phriday

thank u for your consent

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Athanatos posted:

Front Page should show a lot of "Look at this forums poo poo" and then maybe every so often have some cool original stuff. Let funny forum people have articles and pay them instead of paying 1-2 person to try and be funny weekly/daily/whatever.

I am totally down with this, I mean the forums spawn great content

Well, not always, but sometimes

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ok, now hear me out: NFTs

We could slurp so many juices and get tens, TENS of additional views

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I’ll write for the front page for free, but it will be garbage, mlmp.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Sid Vicious posted:

please feel free to use the photoshops of me with my mushrooms for a photoshop phriday

while I dread the future of a kirk vikernes front page I suspect that is its inevitable destiny

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

just make any new threads in qcs the front page

Suspect A
Jan 1, 2015

Nap Ghost
That furry article was shameful lmao

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

The Voice of Labor posted:

just make any new threads in qcs the front page

It would be pretty funny if the thing that finally moved “Dear Furries: We We’re Wrong” out of the most recent slot was “Get Rid of Hedrigall” lol

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Suspect A posted:

That furry article was shameful lmao

There was a furry article?

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
what's tucker max up to these days

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

that insidious beast was pretty good iirc

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Maybe some chili recipes

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

The Bloop posted:

Maybe some chili recipes

Maybe some Chili's Bar & Grill reviews

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Everyone gets 12 hours of full control over the front page and we take turns. Turn order is dictated by a lottery system or as a prize for publicly humiliating yourself.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
i haven't looked at the frontpage in over a decade and I'm not about to start now

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



Where is Jeffery tho?

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
an ongoing series of articles titled DEAR FURRIES:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Jimlit posted:

Where is Jeffery tho?

Can you imagine going though all the months and months of legal and moral loopholes involved in buying the site off Lowtax in order to rescue the community and keep the forums running and then at the very end of all that someone points out that you also have to take care of the front page

If I was Jeffery I'd be hiding too :v:

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I'll write for it. What should I write?

I used to write in college, and I've been asked to write eulogies before.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


ill draw comics for the front page

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Sid and I can make a sweet update. Sid, what the gently caress should we do?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


kiss on the lips

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sid Vicious posted:

ill draw comics for the front page

Draw a gun

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Charles Bukowski posted:

I'll write for it. What should I write?

I used to write in college, and I've been asked to write eulogies before.

eulogies are perfect. the front page should be nothing bot eulogies.

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



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