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# ? Oct 21, 2022 14:48 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 03:15 |
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conscious eternity is my biggest fear since I read that stupid stephen king story.
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 14:55 |
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Why tho
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 14:56 |
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Vampire Panties posted:What is the biggest dump you've ever taken I don’t know. I did have dysentery for a month during a cholera outbreak. Turns out my gut bacteria are not immortal
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 14:58 |
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It's really dumb to assume that your sense of self is somehow a permanent thing and not just an illusion. Like the dude getting poked in the butt with a hot poker in Christian hell probably will not even mind it after a 100 years, hell, he'll even miss it after a thousand. Being some mook for a few decades will first become a distant memory and then cease to exist and your new norm, your new identity, will be a guy with hotpoker in his butt. You'll adapt and love it!
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 14:59 |
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OP does skincare really work or is it a scam? Asking because they had unguents and whatnot for 100000 years but I feel like skin is not very different now than it was then. I'll take my answer off-air.
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:01 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:It's really dumb to assume that your sense of self is somehow a permanent thing and not just an illusion. Like the dude getting poked in the butt with a hot poker in Christian hell probably will not even mind it after a 100 years, hell, he'll even miss it after a thousand. Being some mook for a few decades will first become a distant memory and then cease to exist and your new norm, your new identity, will be a guy with hotpoker in his butt. You'll adapt and love it! Satan will spice it up a bit every couple of decades and poke the other cheek.
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:02 |
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:02 |
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neato burrito posted:What is going to happen to you when the sun swallows the Earth? I don’t know, it’s not like this thing came with a manual. I really hope it’s not an eternity of conscious burning inside a star.
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:03 |
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Of course not, stars burn out after a few billion years.
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:04 |
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neato burrito posted:What is going to happen to you when the sun swallows the Earth? I mean presumably you would have your own cool personal space ship at that point.
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:05 |
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Wendigee posted:And yes, I am 5’2. That was pretty tall back a few millennia ago. These days I’m supposedly a short king. I’m not much taller but I just accepted it and it’s been pretty great. Much easier to avoid detection throughout the ages.
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:08 |
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if ur immortal and ten thousand years old or whatever it makes all of ur intimate relationships creepy because cmon he/she's like nine thousand years younger than u
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:09 |
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Just pretend to be Jesus coming back every couple millennia while humans or intelligent squid last, spice it up by doing it in drag now and then.
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:16 |
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Really you'd be stupid not to start your own religion and put humanity on a golden path if you can't die and got nothing to do for eternity
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:17 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Really you'd be stupid not to start your own religion and put humanity on a golden path if you can't die and got nothing to do for eternity If you're going to live forever, it would unethical to not bend the rest of the species to your will This is why lobsters dont build cities.
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:24 |
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Ethics are for chumps that die imo. This is why it's your solemn duty as a moral person to stop any life lengthening technology at all costs.
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:31 |
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kntfkr posted:if ur immortal and ten thousand years old or whatever it makes all of ur intimate relationships creepy because cmon he/she's like nine thousand years younger than u new frontiers in age gap discourse
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:37 |
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Imagine hanging out in the galactic center on a megastructure feeding off Sagittarius A and people are dragging your rear end on MWTwitter because you are dating someone less than 1000 years old.
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:41 |
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You need to start leaving clues to your divinity around now, so you can bene Gesserit humanity in 6000 years time.
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 16:00 |
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Torquemada posted:You need to start leaving clues to your divinity around now, so you can bene Gesserit humanity in 6000 years time. …and low on that day they did posteth to school those of the Awful. “Hark I am immortal, here are some words” And the goons looked upon this live long person and questioned them. “How big are your shits?”
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 16:21 |
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 17:04 |
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Lol, fuckin noob immortal doesn't know how to mind palace
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 17:42 |
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Mooey Cow posted:OP so senile he conflates life expectancy at birth with the average lifespan of adults. Just because a whole of babies died aged zero in those days doesn't mean 30 was some kind of ripe old age that adults died at. glad someone pointed this out, saw it instantly and i think it shows OP is a fraud and is NOT immortal.
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 17:56 |
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I bet op uses a Jitterbug.
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 18:29 |
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I didn't know they made bottles of Ceaseless Shampoo back in the day
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 19:46 |
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I'm really not sure if I should side with the magic people or the drunk here.
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 21:27 |
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The Management posted:The thing they don’t tell you about immortality is that it sucks rear end. Take it from me, I’m thousands of years old and I would not recommend it. My mistake, I thought you were Genesplicer at first.
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 21:31 |
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The Butcher posted:I'm really not sure if I should side with the magic people or the drunk here.
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 23:59 |
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One day I will complete my education and sit down to die.
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 00:05 |
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Hey if you don;t want to live forever, please meet me in my basement (which has a drain in it) for my gland transplantation experiments. I GUARANTEE you will not live forever*. *this does not include your life-giving glands which will never die and which may in fact maintain recipients for millennia to come
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 00:09 |
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OP is there a way to stay immortal without drinking blood every day? Asking for a friend
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 00:13 |
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Gatto Grigio posted:OP is there a way to stay immortal without drinking blood every day? Asking for a friend If you invented one it would be immoral or some poo poo. For some reason certain people find the idea of an immortal cannibal overclass to be dystopian or something.
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 00:15 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:If you invented one it would be immoral or some poo poo. For some reason certain people find the idea of an immortal cannibal overclass to be dystopian or something. well that’s just, like, your opinion, man…
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 00:18 |
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As an Immortal, we're statistically likely to end up in a situation where we are stuck, with no escape. A mine, a mudslide, earthquake, glacial exploring, mountain falls on you, whatever. And then .. you're just there, man. Forever. Maybe the destruction of the Earth would set you free, to float in an endless trajectory towards the edge of the universe. In a state of constant suffocation, forever. Once you're poofed out of the Earth, you can't really alter your trajectory unless you grab on to some space junk or a meteor or something. Which statistically speaking, should be possible and you full force land on a planet, hopefully a habitable one that has some sort of life. Then eons later, they can shoot you towards another planet or something, I guess.
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 01:04 |
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If you are immortal you're required to cut a toe off and see if it grows back. If it does, try a foot. Then a leg. Then your head. See if it grows back from the cut down or the cut up. Science demands it.
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 01:17 |
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Confusedslight posted:Thr idea that I one day will die terrifies me. Give me immortality any day. No need to grind for eternity baby boo I'll be ready for that eventual forever nap when it shows up. Even worse than immortality can you imagine dying and waking up in an afterlife or something, like goddamn I just wanted to rest.
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 03:04 |
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Hob doesn't want to live forever. He just isn't ready to die yet
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 03:24 |
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I have recurring nightmares about being immortal. One of my greatest fears is that I won't be allowed off Mr Bones Wild Ride so to speak.
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 03:48 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 03:15 |
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Maybe you're the same as me We see things they'll never see You and I are gonna live forever
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 03:49 |