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it is actually the logo for poo poo that exists and people are probably mixing it together such as Cornucopia Brand mixed fruit https://www.etsy.com/listing/1054785879/vintage-cornucopia-brand-mixed-fruit and Health Unlimited https://www.health-unlimited.com/ and Watsonville Coast Produce https://www.coastpro.com/ hth
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What's even the point of putting stuff in a cornucopia? It's like a container designed to spill.
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Devils Affricate posted:What's even the point of putting stuff in a cornucopia? It's like a container designed to spill. You wear it like a backpack.
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Devils Affricate posted:What's even the point of putting stuff in a cornucopia? It's like a container designed to spill. The horn o' plenty is a fancy basket
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Sophy Wackles posted:You wear it like a backpack. No I don't
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 01:37 |
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yeah the cornucopia full of plants and vegetables and poo poo is a pretty common motif. there's very little mystery involved here.
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 01:41 |
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Devils Affricate posted:No I don't well then how do you wear it?
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 01:45 |
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the fruit of the loom logo NEVER had a a cornucopia
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 01:46 |
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Seriously, it looks totally off with that cornucopia in the background. Cornucopias have like corn and squash and Thanksgiving poo poo, not purple grapes and green grapes and yellow grapes or whatever.
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 01:51 |
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Sophy Wackles posted:well then how do you wear it? I wear mine like a cup
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and further, there has never been a cornucopia in real life anywhere, they exist purely in the imaginations of artists and children
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 01:52 |
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LuckyCat posted:I wear mine like a cup
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 01:52 |
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I remember there being a cornucopia. I can’t say there was one for sure, though.
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Seriously, it looks totally off with that cornucopia in the background. Cornucopias have like corn and squash and Thanksgiving poo poo, not purple grapes and green grapes and yellow grapes or whatever. It's a Horn of Plenty. You can put whatever you want in there!
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Seriously, it looks totally off with that cornucopia in the background. Cornucopias have like corn and squash and Thanksgiving poo poo, not purple grapes and green grapes and yellow grapes or whatever. Well looks like we got a priestess of Demeter here then, don’t we boys?
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 02:00 |
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Futanari Damacy posted:It's a Horn of Plenty. You can put whatever you want in there! You can put ANYTHING in there? More like plenty of horn if you ask for this goons two-cents
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 02:03 |
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Yeah it's for anything you have a lot of. So I wouldn't try putting brains in there if I were you!!
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 02:06 |
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Futanari Damacy posted:Yeah it's for anything you have a lot of. So I wouldn't try putting brains in there if I were you!! Well, you can fill yours with rudeness!
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 02:13 |
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Op are you a wizard master alt? Because you suck poo poo
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 02:13 |
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Jelly posted:I wore exclusively Fruit of the Loom underwear as a kid. There was 1000% a Cornucopia, and I've never seen Ant Bully. Unironically this What the gently caress is happening to reality
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 02:21 |
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Trump got his hands on the sports almanac.
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:29 |
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You put corn in the cornucopia.
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 04:13 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You put corn in the cornucopia. Bust nut in the nutopia
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 04:13 |
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Sophy Wackles posted:well then how do you wear it? It is very clearly a hat
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 04:25 |
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Back in olden times, people would walk around with their cornucopias, and sometimes a stranger would say to them “good morrow sir, could you spare some corn?” to which the gracious fellow would kindly say “let me check my CORNucopia (a made up word)” and they would stick their arm as far as it would go into the cornucopia, but because of its unique shape his arm would never reach the bottom, despite giving the illusion that it had. “Oh sorry all out of corn goodfellow, perhaps sunnier days shall prevail” and they would giggle and part merry ways. There was still plenty of corn in the cornucopia, over half full. So the peasants would make tortillas with cilantro and dance in the moonlight and fornicate for pleasure, pleasures the passerby would never know.
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run on sentience posted:Yeah I learned what a cornucopia was from that logo, there's no way that it wasn't a thing. Same.
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Edmund Sparkler posted:I remember McDonalds used to have... no sesame seeds on the big mac bun. Why would they put that in Coming to America unless I'm right? Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a SESAME SEED bun. This official slogan was created only 7 years after the invention of the Big Mac. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Mac
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Back in olden times, people would walk around with their cornucopias, and sometimes a stranger would say to them “good morrow sir, could you spare some corn?” to which the gracious fellow would kindly say “let me check my CORNucopia (a made up word)” and they would stick their arm as far as it would go into the cornucopia, but because of its unique shape his arm would never reach the bottom, despite giving the illusion that it had. “Oh sorry all out of corn goodfellow, perhaps sunnier days shall prevail” and they would giggle and part merry ways. There was still plenty of corn in the cornucopia, over half full. So the peasants would make tortillas with cilantro and dance in the moonlight and fornicate for pleasure, pleasures the passerby would never know. people got the clap a lot back then too, but they called it sloppypox as ordered by the church
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 06:56 |
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I have a distinct childhood memory of staring directly at the tag on a pair of my tiny tighty whities, pointing directly at that loving horn, asking my parents what that horn was, and learning the word cornucopia there and then. So either A: This is all viral marketing and we're saps. B: They changed their logo and take their branding seriously enough to deny it ever being different. C: There's some kind of trash collection algorithm in the lowest level workings of the universe that randomly deletes stuff. But that mother loving horn was mother loving there.
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Bluemillion posted:I have a distinct childhood memory of staring directly at the tag on a pair of my tiny tighty whities, pointing directly at that loving horn, asking my parents what that horn was, and learning the word cornucopia there and then. That horn was there and I know it.
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 07:22 |
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its A and B
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 07:22 |
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im gonna gently caress the loom
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 07:26 |
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Jokes on them I haven't worn their crappy underwear since I was like 12Chinatown posted:im gonna gently caress the loom
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Chinatown posted:im gonna gently caress the loom The Lucasfilm game
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 07:34 |
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The cornucopia is like a hermit crab shell except for a Thanksgiving animal. Which we all knew before the Mandela effect took it from us. When we were in the Garden of Eden we had Perfect Knowledge, and could remember the cornucopia, the Stein, and the 7th lifesavers flavor. It was chicken. Realizing what we may have forgotten shows just how far outside of God's Light we have strayed. But some still remember.
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 07:43 |
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at all the assholes who think they must be right or that there's actually something weird going on with the timestream because they misremember there being a cornucopia, just
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 08:10 |
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Did anyone ask who made this bullshit thing that says there is "no proof" of it existing? Notice nobody has produced an old pair of underwear that disproves the cornucopia having been there. The quality of the garments ensure they wouldn't last this long so there isn't going to be physical confirmation one way or the other- outside of maybe like, a paper ad in like Good Housekeeping or one of those magazines that someone has packratted away. Did they even advertise in print? If they did, that's our best bet because I sure wouldn't listen to the company on this one. It's fuckery, but not of the spacetime sort.
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 08:22 |
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Also, Ant Bully 100% sounds like a fake, made up movie
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 08:24 |
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There’s gotta be some fat greasy nerd who has underwear that old.
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Chinatown posted:im gonna gently caress the loom Fleece Firmflanks
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