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Why didn't they say what the did to earn a couch sleep? What a lovely OP.
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Charles Bukowski posted:Why didn't they say what the did to earn a couch sleep? What a lovely OP. hasn't even hinted at what the hell kind of dinner got served that costs $600, either OP is possibly a dad in a poo poo-tier sitcom, and definitely a tease imo
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Feb 2, 2023 10:55
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SatansOnion posted:hasn't even hinted at what the hell kind of dinner got served that costs $600, either dollar? they meant to type dinar.
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Feb 2, 2023 11:56
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I mean - if your relationship is at the point you're not in the same bed, why not just make yourself a second bedroom with a real bed instead of this weird charade where you have one bedroom you let everyone else think you both use and then you spend every night uncomfortable on the couch it's like, where can this go? if it's not getting better, either end it, or accept this is where it is and make yourself comfortable. You can still work on making it better while sleeping in a real goddamn bed at night. in fact, that might make it way easier to fix
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Feb 2, 2023 12:01
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NoiseAnnoys posted:yeah, what kinda man drops six hundred smackeroos on din-din but can't spare the If he kissed his dinner 600 times it probably made his wife jealous, mystery solved.
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Feb 2, 2023 12:08
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to buy his wife an account os they can adjudicate all disagreements in Forums Court?
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oh thats right it would be 'weird' for a married couple to have two bedrooms not as weird as sleeping on a loving couch all the time drat
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The Moon Monster posted:If he kissed his dinner 600 times it probably made his wife jealous, mystery solved. won't eat the pussy, but will fastidiously lick any dessert tray clean like some old-timey 1930s cartoon.
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Feb 2, 2023 12:10
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I would immediately leave someone who spent 600 dollars on dinner, so you're getting off light here imo.
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Feb 2, 2023 12:16
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Wait, did you take her to the restaurant from 2022 horror/thriller The Menu?
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Feb 2, 2023 12:29
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At least it's a nice couch.
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Feb 2, 2023 12:31
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if it's any consolation, there'll always be room in my race car bed for you
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Feb 2, 2023 12:46
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Trick question, it's your parents/buddies house and you're trying to get one over on some hapless goons.
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Feb 2, 2023 12:51
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Hahaha hohoho Comedy Goldmine for sure. A married goon. Pure gold!
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Feb 2, 2023 13:29
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Wife had to make a #2 at the restaurant and OP berated her for it in the middle of dinner, guaranteed
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Smugworth posted:Wife had to make a #2 at the restaurant and OP berated her for it in the middle of dinner, guaranteed But before or after?
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Feb 2, 2023 14:19
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He either used the wrong fork or "looked at her weirdly" while eating dinner.
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Feb 2, 2023 14:21
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who doesn't, op?
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Feb 2, 2023 14:24
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Mods can you mod challenge this mofo to post what this poo poo is actually about or he gets a huge probe or something?
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OP got caught watching deepfake porn videos of twitch streamers. Not much more to the story than that, really. Found the apology video his wife made him do https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1620091517259087874 Bloopsy fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Feb 2, 2023 |
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I'm betting you're a piece of poo poo in one way or another, tried to take her out and schmooze her with a $600 meal, expecting her to forgive you for being a piece of poo poo.
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Feb 2, 2023 15:03
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Piggy Smalls posted:My wife Problem #1
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I hate the both of you since based on the looks of it you’re the kind of people who think the only five colors are white, grey, blue, blue with some grey in it and wood.
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“I just love how every house now is white, grey, blue, blue with grey in it and wood. Let’s make our home white, grey, blue, blue with grey in it and wood, too, it’s so unique that everyone is doing it.”
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Feb 2, 2023 15:08
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having a healthy, happy, and mutually satisfying relationship isn't that hard, billions of people somehow manage.
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Feb 2, 2023 15:12
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Nice place though. Hope you get it in the divorce
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Feb 2, 2023 15:20
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The Dregs posted:Nice place though. Hope you get it in the divorce looks like cookie cutter post-2000s trash
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Feb 2, 2023 15:22
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I'm going to gently caress you're wife
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Feb 2, 2023 15:38
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Peggy Edson posted:looks like cookie cutter post-2000s trash I just won my house in a divorce and this is bigger than mine. Mine is worth about 250k in this market. So, I hope the goon does well regardless of his color choices
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Chief McHeath posted:“I just love how every house now is white, grey, blue, blue with grey in it and wood. Let’s make our home white, grey, blue, blue with grey in it and wood, too, it’s so unique that everyone is doing it.” the whole grey/silver everything for home decor is big in the uk at the moment and it looks so fuckin bad and lame i wanna burn down their houses
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Feb 2, 2023 15:51
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Anyone who spends 600 on dinner is a lost cause
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are you going to tell us what you did, op?
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StrangersInTheNight posted:I mean - if your relationship is at the point you're not in the same bed, why not just make yourself a second bedroom with a real bed instead of this weird charade where you have one bedroom you let everyone else think you both use and then you spend every night uncomfortable on the couch Sleeping in separate beds and or rooms owns. Even when you're not fighting it can be very nice.
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time to build a cuck shack op. maybe with your wife's boyfriend, as a team building excercise
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Feb 2, 2023 16:01
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Nice humblebrag rich boy
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Peggy Edson posted:looks like cookie cutter post-2000s trash now rant about all homes after the usage of dry wall are bad and how people should only live in homes built in the 40s
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I've never been asked to sleep somewhere else in my entire life by a partner, that's pretty weird.
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Feb 2, 2023 16:22
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You can buy a wife for way cheaper if you go international, OP.
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Konar posted:now rant about all homes after the usage of dry wall are bad and how people should only live in homes built in the 40s no
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das boo is right. You can get a North Korean wife on the Chinese side of the border for like $550. With nail polish!
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