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have they tried sending the balloons higher than aircraft can shoot??
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Feb 10, 2023 23:12
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They'll just switch to the anti-sat missiles they never normally get to play with.
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Feb 10, 2023 23:17
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as a flat earther, i don't believe in balloons. i believe in 2-dimensional helium discs.
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Feb 10, 2023 23:22
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flalloons, as they're known
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Feb 10, 2023 23:23
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in ww2 the only time the japanese "successfully" attacked the mainland us was via balloon. however they sent several hundred of them and only managed to kill a group of kids who were camping in the woods
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Feb 11, 2023 00:15
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Earwicker posted:in ww2 the only time the japanese "successfully" attacked the mainland us was via balloon. it turns out "the prevailing winds" is not a great targeting mechanism
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Feb 11, 2023 00:17
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Alaska the final balloonteeer
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Feb 11, 2023 01:14
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the war on our planet's waterways continues
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Feb 11, 2023 03:09
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If all my time playing Bloons has taught me anything, it's that we can solve this problem by deploying monkeys armed with darts.
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Feb 11, 2023 04:08
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Chinese spy balloon? Grow up, it was aliens. https://streamable.com/qv3urn
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Feb 11, 2023 04:17
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good that our first interaction was a show of force, when their diplomats arrive, they will be picked up on a lifted doge 99000000 truck to show them.
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Feb 11, 2023 04:25
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Great I really wanted to live under an alien occupation. Thanks Biden.
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Great I really wanted to live under an alien occupation. Thanks Biden. https://twitter.com/citizenfreepres/status/1624237284618022916
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Feb 11, 2023 04:31
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Joe Biden shoots down biblically-accurate angel, damns entire country to hell
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Feb 11, 2023 04:35
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Now listen here, you have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers jack
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Feb 11, 2023 04:36
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Konar posted:Now listen here, you have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers jack A citizen has written to me "Joe, why do the overlords not let us procreate" "ah come on man, listen here mack humans procreating is a waste of uh... Nevermind"
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Feb 11, 2023 04:39
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Dick Fontaine posted:NOW THAT THEY TASTED BLOOD IT WILL NEVER STOP Lol
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Feb 11, 2023 04:42
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they'll never get to Oz this way
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Feb 11, 2023 04:46
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WATCH BIDEN START AN INTERGALACTIC WAR!
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Feb 11, 2023 04:48
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drat they really don’t like nonwhites in Alaska holy poo poo
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Feb 11, 2023 04:54
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97 more to go boyyyyyz hurry hurry super scurry
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Feb 11, 2023 05:11
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credburn posted:97 more to go boyyyyyz These balloons aren't red though.... oh, right
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Feb 11, 2023 05:15
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Linux Pirate posted:Chinese spy balloon? Grow up, it was aliens. where is this from
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Vampire Panties posted:where is this from I found it on twitter. I'd like to know more too but  Viral VFX maybe?
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JOE BIDEN DECIDES TI SHOOT DOWN THE BALLOON WHILE EATING BRUNCH This is huge and a deathknell for his 2024 race
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Feb 11, 2023 06:23
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It's pretty cool that we can detect an object the size of a Toyota Corolla in all of Alaska, 8 miles up in the air
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We're watching now fuckers
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biden blowing holes the size of a small house in laputa, the castle in the sky sure is a plot twist. eat poo poo, laputians! /cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/19998769/GHI_CastleInTheSky__Select2.jpg)
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Sophy Wackles posted:WATCH BIDEN START AN INTERGALACTIC WAR! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XazLR5UFWM&t=215s
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Feb 11, 2023 10:43
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naem posted:are we all dead yet Any minute now!
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Feb 11, 2023 23:18
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Maybe these balloons are like the Kaiju from Pacific Rim. Right now we are seeing incursions once a week. At the current rate of escalation we may be soon seeing new balloons every hour!
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Feb 11, 2023 23:20
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lol apparently another UFO has been shot down over Canada well it was nice posting with you guys...
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china could bankrupt us if they can make balloons cheaper than the cost of scrambling fighter jets and making missiles
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flubber nuts posted:Any minute now! wake me when we get there
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Bad Purchase posted:china could bankrupt us if they can make balloons cheaper than the cost of scrambling fighter jets and making missiles The AliExpress Wars, as they were known in their day
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