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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It makes edmonton look like san francisco

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cinnamon rollout
Jun 12, 2001

The early bird gets the worm
If you are looking for cheap(er) houses and friendly racism then the south is going to suit you just fine. If you want other quality of life things I would look somewhere else though.
Oh also if you love exploding in sweat as soon as you step out of your car/house/place of business then the south had you covered there as well

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VCdJyOAQYM

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
this picture is basically the coolest thing that anyone from tennesse has ever done

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Volunteers making a difference.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Do they do home coming ribbons in Tennessee

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Nooner posted:

this picture is basically the coolest thing that anyone from tennesse has ever done



Ten minutes later: four drunk Irish kids from Saugus giving this nerd a swirlie.

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker
Is it even worth visiting?

My wife wants to go to Dollywood and I'm not sold on it.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

i have a good friend who grew up in knoxville but spent a lot of his adult life in like chicago and nyc, and when the time came that he felt he wanted to live closer to home he chose to move to asheville nc instead of going back to knoxville because its only an hour away so he can be there to take care of his mom but not live in tennessee.

Cheesus posted:

Is it even worth visiting?

My wife wants to go to Dollywood and I'm not sold on it.

depends what you are into. nashville really does have a great live music scene if you are into rock, blues, or country. a lot of the countryside is beautiful. chattanooga has a decent aquarium.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

The Dollywood area is touristy as gently caress, but if you get into the white trash spirit of it, you’ll enjoy it. I have pictures with the General Lee and the motherfucking Bandit.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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You should move there for sure

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





tennessee loving sucks don't move here

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I don't think Methanar cares about the reasons why you guys say that it sucks though

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Tennessee isn't even close to Chicago

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Anyone have links to the previous methanor moving threads? I seem to remember that op is a huge piece of poo poo and I want to confirm but I can’t search on my app. Not sure Tennessee would even want op iirc

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

Anyone have links to the previous methanor moving threads? I seem to remember that op is a huge piece of poo poo and I want to confirm but I can’t search on my app. Not sure Tennessee would even want op iirc

OP is moving into your house as we speak.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
gently caress!!

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
He did want to come here because he thinks the Mormons would be forced to like him

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
They're gonna end up living in thier car

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Serious question OP, have you looked into seasteading? I think it would be right up your alley

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I don't think Methanar cares about the reasons why you guys say that it sucks though

oh if OP is a shithead then they'd fit right in so come on over

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


OP is addicted to moving house and relocating it's a disease very sad thoughts and prayers

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Cowman posted:

oh if OP is a shithead then they'd fit right in so come on over

He is and no please don't. This state is lovely enough that we don't need Methanar making worse.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Pimpcasso posted:

i got hosed on the little pigs. i took two from someone that was moving. one was pregnant. it's kind of like having 15 gross but always happy dogs.

did you teach any of them to play video games

Sublimer
Sep 20, 2007
get yo' game up


I would rather live in Chattanooga or Knoxville than Nashville or Memphis.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
Considering a move to Memphis? This guy wrote a song about that.


I'm considering a move to Memphis with my hair all aglow
When I arrive in Memphis, I'm bound to meet up with someone I might know

I'm considering, I'm considering
A move to Memphis, a move to Memphis
I'm considering, I'm considering

I'll visit the Graceland mansion and set my face in wax
Then go back to my motel room to file my income tax
I'm considering a move to Memphis and this much I know
When I arrive in Memphis, I'll have to spend my dough
I'll walk down to Beale Street to watch the jug band show
I'll shake hands with Gus Cannon, he's someone I should know
I'll get myself a motel room that's not too small to see
I'll get one with a private bath and a black and white TV
Memphis isn't all that big, at least that's how I found it
Why, it took only an hour and a half to walk completely around it
Memphis isn't all that big, it isn't all that wide
Still, it is the kind of place where a country boy can hide

I'm considering, I'm considering
A move to Memphis, a move to Memphis
I'm considering, I'm considering

I'll find a favourite restaurant and eat there every day
And at the nearby bowling alley I'll bowl my cares away
Some days I'll order chicken, some days I'll order fish
Some days I'll have piroshki's, that's a Polish dish
And after bowling twenty frames, I'll sit and have a beer
Perhaps I meet a pretty girl who is a barmaid there
I'll get a job at a steak house, wash dishes, mob floors
Yes, I know I won't get rich
Memphis is the kind of town that won't feel like a trap
Besides, I kind of like the way it sits there on the map
I'm considering a move to Memphis, that's Memphis Tennessee
It worked for Elvis Presley, why can't it work for me?
The people in the restaurants there will all use forks and knives
They won't take decongestions though for fear of getting hives

Etc,etc

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
You guys are selling me on Tennessee.
Sounds very wholesome and true American.

Nothing wrong with having a slower way of life.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I think I'll take a week holiday over there in a few months just to see what it's like.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

Earwicker posted:

i have a good friend who grew up in knoxville but spent a lot of his adult life in like chicago and nyc, and when the time came that he felt he wanted to live closer to home he chose to move to asheville nc instead of going back to knoxville because its only an hour away so he can be there to take care of his mom but not live in tennessee.

depends what you are into. nashville really does have a great live music scene if you are into rock, blues, or country. a lot of the countryside is beautiful. chattanooga has a decent aquarium.
This owns 🖊 📝

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

Milo and POTUS posted:

It makes edmonton look like san francisco

Is this good or bad.

Because San Francisco is cancer

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

Saalkin posted:

Maybe you should set some roots down somewhere, make some actual friends, maybe meet a girl and lose your virginity. Probably won't be possible with your horrible personality though.

My personality isn't horrible. I'm not sure why I keep getting bullied

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Lol Jesus Christ

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
He's not a real guy. Methanar is a character. Like Tucker Carlson

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Methanar let's just speedrun your next threads after you move to Tennessee

- Tell me about living in Rochester
- Tell me about living in Osaka
- Tell me about living in Rwanda
- Tell me about living in Paraguay
- Tell me about moving back to Edmonton

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Pimpcasso posted:

i live in very rural tennessee op

the "town" consists of a dollar store, a small chain pizza place, and a gas station.

Sounds like the perfect business opportunity! OP how good are you at making hot dogs?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Don’t tip a country waitress and you’ll get a cast iron frying pan across the skull.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

Toxic Mental posted:

Methanar let's just speedrun your next threads after you move to Tennessee

- Tell me about living in Rochester
- Tell me about living in Osaka
- Tell me about living in Rwanda
- Tell me about living in Paraguay
- Tell me about moving back to Edmonton

Don't be silly I'd never live in a shithole like upstate new york or japan

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
If you join the military you'll get to go to all of them! They'll even pay!

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Szyznyk posted:

Don’t tip a country waitress and you’ll get a cast iron frying pan across the skull.

oh mama

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Caesar Saladin posted:

I moved from australia to Knoxville 25 years ago for three years and i thought it sucked poo poo, everyone was fat and gross and all the restaurant were garbage chains and it seemed like the only modicum of culture that existed there was college football. Maybe its better now I dunno. Also i was 8.

So you're wife come back with you when you returned to Australia?

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