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XMD 5a
Aug 28, 2011

money is flesh
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spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Come on baby
Don't fear the penis

Chernabog
Apr 16, 2007



I can show you the penis
Shining, shimmering, splendid.
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Why do you get all the penis in the world?

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

XMD 5a posted:

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In the doorway penis, she was a lipstick penis

gently caress you and your untouchable penis

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

i need a penis
im holding out for a penis til the end of the night
its gotta be big and its gotta be strong and its gotta be fresh from my fag face

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
The world will now learn of a penis yet to cum. On the brink of the end a penis learns to run.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
I see you've been feeling down
When I need you you've been around
So this year I've a Christmas surprise
That will make your spirits rise

I think back on the times
When you've always been there for me
And when things seemed unclear
You did the thinking for me

I owe you so much that it's hard
To repay you for all the good times
And I won't forget you this year
It's Christmas time for my penis

I know I have let you down
When you just needed a hand
When I was uncertain
You showed me that I am a man

I owe you so much that it's hard
To repay you for all the good times
And I'm going to give you
The joy that you've earned this year pal
It's Christmas time for my penis

Flannel underwear...
New lotion...
A hat?
Oriental massage...
A monocle?
A blowup doll?
A lap-dance?

I owe you so much that it's hard
To repay you for all the good penis

It's Christmas time for my penis

I know you've been feeling down
All bent up it's so hard to breathe
Don't fret this Christmas
You'll get the attention you need

I love you so much that it's hard
To repay you for all the good times
We'll get whores and pornography
Your special holiday pal
It's Christmas time for my penis

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

If I had a penis
I'd penis in the morning
I'd penis in the evening
All over this land

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug
There's a lady who knows,
All that glitters is gold
And she's riding a penis to heaven.


No penis tonight in my coffee
No penis tonight in my tea
No penis to stand beside me
No penis to run with me


;Cause we got a mighty penis
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a mighty penis,
Ain't it a beautiful sight?

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
53 miles west of penis
(repeat about 100 times)

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
Penis makes a man take things over
Penis lets him lose, hard to swallow
Penis puts you there where things are hollow
Penis

Penis, it's not your brain, it's just the flame
That burns your change to keep you insane
Penis

Penis, what you like is in the limo
Penis, what you get is no tomorrow
Penis, what you need you have to borrow
Penis

Penis, "Nein! It's mine!" is just his line
To bind your time, it drives you to crime
Penis

Could it be the best, could it be?
Really be, really babe?
Could it be my babe, could it, babe?
Could it, babe? Could it, babe?

Is it any wonder, I reject you first?
Penis, penis, penis
Is it any wonder you are too cool to fool?
Penis

Penis, bully for you, chilly for me
Got to get a rain check on pain

Penis

Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis
Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis
Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis
Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis
Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis

Penis, what's your name?

Feeling so gay
Feeling gay

KongMu
May 8, 2005



War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
My neck, My back
Lick my penis and my crack

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Here in my penis
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In penis

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Well have you heard the word about the bird and the penis?
It wiggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her.

Boz0r
Sep 7, 2006
The Rocketship in action.
Big Ten Inch Penis

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Angels sang out in immaculate chorus.
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris,
Who delivered a penis which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones.
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne.
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
And he crushed Batman’s head in between his thighs.

spouse
Nov 10, 2008

When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.


I could do anything for penis, but I won't do that. (jk yes i will)

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Penis in the morning
Penis in the evening
Penis at supper time
With penis in a bagel
You can have penis anytime

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I'm the man on the silver penis!

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I got 99 problems and a penis ain't one

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Everybody Knows This is Penis
The Penis and the Damage Done
Till the Penis Comes
Only Love Can Break Your Penis
Don't Let Penis Bring You Down

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Hair of the Penis

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
Los Angeles is Penis
Penis To You
With or Without Penis
Greased Penis
Penis in the Sky
Penis

PCJ-600
Apr 17, 2001
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/pu9xir/upright-citizens-brigade-john-denver-fan-club

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

Sixteen penises

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Amazing penis how sweet the sound to save a penis for me

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

Peniskiller

miccal99
Dec 5, 2005
Deacon Penis
Penis Nineteen
Ricki, Don't Lose That Penis

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

I came with a great suggestion yeah this is what we should do

eat the penis

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
They can't stop us
Let 'em try
For heavy penis
We will die!

Quit my job this morning said forever
I would hold my head up high
Cause I need penis in my life
Just like an eagle needs to fly

So I walked outside into the street
From a hall I heard thunder and screams
I walked inside so I could hear
And the guy beside me gave me a beer

He had his fist up in the air
And called me brother said my friends
Are over there

They call themselves immortals
They're the truest of the true
And in that very moment
I was born again like you

They said hold your head up high
Raise your fist up in the air
Play penis louder than hell
Louder than hell

They can't stop us
Let 'em try
For heavy penis
We would die!

Brothers stand beside me, there's a battle on
Know my words are true
There's a battle for true penis
They're marching; they're marching on
Me and you

Ten thousand strong are here tonight
With twenty thousand fists up in the air
The power of true penis's calling you
It's everywhere

Hold your head up high
Raise your fist up in the air
Play penis louder than hell
Louder than hell

They can't stop us
Let 'em try
For heavy metal
We would die!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

King Vidiot posted:

Everybody Knows This is Penis
The Penis and the Damage Done
Till the Penis Comes
Only Love Can Break Your Penis
Don't Let Penis Bring You Down

ive been searching for a penis of gold

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Yoshimi battles the pink penis.

Penis Face.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
she got a big penis so i call her big penis

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
The penis has got his hat on

Hip hip hip hooray!

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Stairway to Penis

If I had a Penis

Another Penis in the Wall (Part 2)

Chasing Penises

Live and let Penis

We Didn't Start the Penis

California Penis

Poisoning Penises in the Park

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Thrift Penis - Mackelmore

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
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yeah!

Morbid Fiesta
Dec 20, 2008

Short Skirt Long Penis

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Carry on my wayward penis.

Carry on my wayward penis
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

Ah

Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high...

This is actually working too well.

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