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Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Blue's Clues posted:

Maybe your penis is actually a very large clitoris. Check for extra hole.

# ? Jun 1, 2014 04:53

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# ? May 27, 2024 07:56

FluffieDuckie

Bo-Pepper posted:

do you want a postin gals tag?

# ? Jun 1, 2014 04:53

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

FluffieDuckie posted:

this is tough. you may be a borderline case. on the one hand the pink thing is pretty definitive, but on the other not a lot of girls shake their fists.

have you ever paid to have your nails done?

i bite my nails

# ? Jun 1, 2014 04:53

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

FluffieDuckie posted:

do you want a postin gals tag?

yes

yes i do

# ? Jun 1, 2014 04:54

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

So who wants to talk about period shits?

# ? Jun 1, 2014 04:58

FluffieDuckie

Angry Fish posted:

So who wants to talk about period shits?

we're talking about things we LIKE about being a girl

# ? Jun 1, 2014 04:58

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

FluffieDuckie posted:

we're talking about things we LIKE about being a girl

Oh OK cool.

How about crying? Man those emotions.

# ? Jun 1, 2014 04:59

FluffieDuckie

Angry Fish posted:

Oh OK cool.

How about crying? Man those emotions.

i like it when men do stuff for me so i'll stop crying. is that what you mean?

# ? Jun 1, 2014 05:00

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

FluffieDuckie posted:

i like it when men do stuff for me so i'll stop crying. is that what you mean?

I don't know. Everything I know about women comes from the bible.

# ? Jun 1, 2014 05:03

City of Glompton

I enjoy having a nice girl voice. it's p awesome to have a sexy voice and use it. (although I am sick right now and man do I miss my voice, I wish it would come back!)

# ? Jun 1, 2014 05:03

thewizardofshoe

I just want to do somethin' special for all the ladies in the world.

# ? Jun 1, 2014 05:05

thewizardofshoe

Siluvayne posted:

I enjoy having a nice girl voice. it's p awesome to have a sexy voice and use it. (although I am sick right now and man do I miss my voice, I wish it would come back!)

agreed girl voices are the best.

That, and like, Tom Waits. Very different ends of the spectrum. Unless you like that Dr. Girlfriend voice.

Which I do.

# ? Jun 1, 2014 05:07

Blue's Clues

Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Jun 29, 2014

# ? Jun 1, 2014 05:08

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

so girls it's the best time when we go into the red tent once a month yeah i think it's the ginchiest

# ? Jun 1, 2014 05:13

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

prolly the look i get when I lift heavy poo poo and build stuff at work in front of all these manly contractors who complain about their back. It messes with them and it's great.

# ? Jun 1, 2014 05:35

FluffieDuckie

thewizardofshoe posted:

I just want to do somethin' special for all the ladies in the world.

see this is how you talk to girls. go to that "how do i talk to girls" thread and show them this

# ? Jun 1, 2014 05:35

FluffieDuckie

Qwerinty posted:

prolly the look i get when I lift heavy poo poo and build stuff at work in front of all these manly contractors who complain about their back. It messes with them and it's great.

are, are you really a girl?

# ? Jun 1, 2014 05:36

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

Yeah. I work for a big box hardware store in the door/window/trim section. I'm like.. 5' 6", and when I started there, I couldn't do anything. But I didn't have a car, and walked to work every day for two years, and gradually worked up on stuff, and now I can put a steel exterior door on a frame over my head (only if it doesn't have glass) and move around 4x8 3/4" thick sheets of plywood (but not MDF, that stuff is -heavy-)

# ? Jun 1, 2014 05:40

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

FluffieDuckie posted:

are, are you really a girl?

quick tag her so we can track her in the wild

# ? Jun 1, 2014 05:41

WindmillSlayer

all you bastards being happy with your girl voices harumph harumph

# ? Jun 1, 2014 05:47

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

WindmillSlayer posted:

all you bastards being happy with your girl voices harumph harumph

You'll get there WMS

# ? Jun 1, 2014 05:52

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

your journey's going to be making peace with the raw materials you have to work with wms

# ? Jun 1, 2014 05:57

Savage For The Winjun

i want a girl voice

# ? Jun 1, 2014 06:07

FluffieDuckie

Qwerinty posted:

Yeah. I work for a big box hardware store in the door/window/trim section. I'm like.. 5' 6", and when I started there, I couldn't do anything. But I didn't have a car, and walked to work every day for two years, and gradually worked up on stuff, and now I can put a steel exterior door on a frame over my head (only if it doesn't have glass) and move around 4x8 3/4" thick sheets of plywood (but not MDF, that stuff is -heavy-)

welcome girl! if you ever get your unfortunate av situation sorted out and want a postin pals tag let us know

# ? Jun 1, 2014 06:10

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

FluffieDuckie posted:

welcome girl! if you ever get your unfortunate av situation sorted out and want a postin pals tag let us know

Yeah, totes, I'm gonna get an av. But it's like.. I can never think of a good one, and then I think "wait, I can put this money towards a decent beer" and I give up. But I'll get an av at some point.

# ? Jun 1, 2014 06:13

poverty goat

when straight guys wear pink it's called salmon

thats the loophole

# ? Jun 1, 2014 06:15

FluffieDuckie

Qwerinty posted:

Yeah, totes, I'm gonna get an av. But it's like.. I can never think of a good one, and then I think "wait, I can put this money towards a decent beer" and I give up. But I'll get an av at some point.

ok you might start here.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3636960

lots of good ideas and there's a link to a couple of threads with other ideas posted. you can also ask for advice if you have an idea or need help resizing something or animating it

# ? Jun 1, 2014 06:17

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

FluffieDuckie posted:

ok you might start here.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3636960

lots of good ideas and there's a link to a couple of threads with other ideas posted. you can also ask for advice if you have an idea or need help resizing something or animating it

If I could figure it out, I actually have a decent idea, but I gotta figure out how to make an animated .gif of the proper size of a youtube video. It's possible, I just haven't researched it due to aforementioned lack of ambition

# ? Jun 1, 2014 06:18