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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Mcintosh apple



apple :synpa:

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
It's probably a good idea this thread exists to talk about how awesome fruit tastes. Seriously, I have never had a candy bar in my entire life that tastes as good as perfectly ripe fruit. Salt caramel excluded of course.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Hobohemian posted:

It's probably a good idea this thread exists to talk about how awesome fruit tastes. Seriously, I have never had a candy bar in my entire life that tastes as good as perfectly ripe fruit. Salt caramel excluded of course.

same

Red Harvest
Mar 13, 2007

Wait, it's Clint? Well shit.

Hobohemian posted:

It's probably a good idea this thread exists to talk about how awesome fruit tastes. Seriously, I have never had a candy bar in my entire life that tastes as good as perfectly ripe fruit. Salt caramel excluded of course.

salted caramel-coated apples

especially when the caramel isn't all the way hard and still a little mushy

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
salted caramel isnt that great and frankly, i consider it a fad food

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Red Harvest posted:

salted caramel-coated apples

especially when the caramel isn't all the way hard and still a little mushy

That is something that exists?

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
candied apples are heaven, however

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord
What the hell, no banana in the poll?

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Daveski posted:

What the hell, no banana in the poll?

i based it off of things in my kitchen and we're out of bananas lol

Red Harvest
Mar 13, 2007

Wait, it's Clint? Well shit.

Hobohemian posted:

That is something that exists?

totally easy to do yourself! heat caramel, dip apple in, put it in the fridge or something for a little bit, enjoy

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Smoking Crow posted:

i based it off of things in my kitchen and we're out of bananas lol

You have an admirably stocked kitchen

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord
Weird how bananas taste good but banana-flavored things universally taste like garbage

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Three Olives.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Red Harvest posted:

totally easy to do yourself! heat caramel, dip apple in, put it in the fridge or something for a little bit, enjoy

The three hour process of making dulce de leche is so exhausting though. I just eat the drat apples.

Red Harvest
Mar 13, 2007

Wait, it's Clint? Well shit.

Hobohemian posted:

The three hour process of making dulce de leche is so exhausting though. I just eat the drat apples.

microwaving caramel isn't all that tough though

enjoy a delicious caramel apple today

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Cracker + cheddar slice + apple slice

Or

Apple + peanut butter + cinnamon and sugar

Sauer
Sep 13, 2005

Socialize Everything!
White Nectarines. They have an almost overpoweringly sweet taste to them without any sourness.

Mangoes. People who don't like mangoes should be 'dealt with'.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

i would say mangosteens but you fuckers made that into a meme so peaches

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Hobohemian posted:

The three hour process of making dulce de leche is so exhausting though. I just eat the drat apples.

you put a can of condensed milk into boiling water for two to three hours

easy as piss, just make sure you dont let the water boil away or the can could explode from overheating

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

NecroMonster posted:

you put a can of condensed milk into boiling water for two to three hours

easy as piss, just make sure you dont let the water boil away or the can could explode from overheating

That is the exhausting three hour process I was referring to. I just eat the apples. They are delicious.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

wait

boiling water, and checking up on it every ten or so minutes is "exhausting" for you?

holyshit

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

NecroMonster posted:

wait

boiling water, and checking up on it every ten or so minutes is "exhausting" for you?

holyshit

It is when I just want a nice piece of fruit and don't require sugar under pressure to alleviate my cravings. What is wrong with you? Eat the mangoes.

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
Did anyone say that stupid picture with 3 Olives and Lowtax? That's my favorite.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
no passionfruit? gently caress you

but pomegrante and acai is a close second. i really love anything berry-ish.

apples can suck a dick though, like 5% of the time apples are really good, the other 95% they're rear end

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

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College Slice
how can pineapple not be a loving choice? no seriously i mean its my favorite but even if it wasnt id think of it long before whatever the gently caress persimmon is

bestbrents
Dec 2, 2002

Pillbug
goku

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

wheat

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*


wheat is a grass, not a fruit

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

how am i still the only one who voted blueberries??

go gently caress yourself goons

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Smoking Crow posted:

wheat is a grass, not a fruit

mods??

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

3 olives haha

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice

poopzilla posted:

how am i still the only one who voted blueberries??

go gently caress yourself goons

blueberries are pretty loving awesome

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

avocado

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

Harrower posted:

Three Olives.

came here to post this, am not disappointed

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


Has anybody tried durian, they're the king of fruit. They smell like a dead body that's been fermenting under your floor boards for a couple weeks but taste like sweet custard. Owns.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

Has anybody tried durian, they're the king of fruit. They smell like a dead body that's been fermenting under your floor boards for a couple weeks but taste like sweet custard. Owns.

I've had a durian shake. wasn't bad but loving christ that smell man is really loving hard to get over since smell has a lot to do with taste.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

Has anybody tried durian, they're the king of fruit. They smell like a dead body that's been fermenting under your floor boards for a couple weeks but taste like sweet custard. Owns.
it's good but it's like once in a great while kind of good not everyday good. I dunno maybe it's different for you

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

Has anybody tried durian, they're the king of fruit. They smell like a dead body that's been fermenting under your floor boards for a couple weeks but taste like sweet custard. Owns.

They're literally not allowed on public transport in most Asian countries.

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Bukowski
Dec 28, 2009

hammulder
Hunny doo - the money melon

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