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impure flutter

as of today i'm not gonna smoke weed anymore soon i can buy alcohol and then i'll be laughing

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Noctis Horrendae

Awesome! posted:

hey baby i have a huge dick wanna gently caress
*dick is 2 inches*
oh yea i meant prostate same thing right?

same

Slaapaav

by Azathoth
Im on ritalin and if i wasnt i would be smoking weed every loving day because alcohol is so loving expensive in norway that you cant afford to be an alcoholic

Noctis Horrendae

Slaapaav posted:

Im on ritalin and if i wasnt i would be smoking weed every loving day because alcohol is so loving expensive in norway that you cant afford to be an alcoholic

You can't afford anything in Norway
Even fast food is expensive

poverty goat



i can afford to drink and do drugs but I can't afford healthcare

:911:

Noctis Horrendae

gggiiimmmppp posted:

i can afford to drink and do drugs but I can't afford healthcare

:911:

Drinking and drugs is pretty much your own version of healthcare so it's ok

nvm no cake

:ssh: contrary to popular belief, i don't actually do drugs anymore :ssh:

Noctis Horrendae

The Green Calx posted:

:ssh: contrary to popular belief, i don't actually do drugs anymore :ssh:

We only accept people who have never smoked or been in the presence of a marihuana, I'm sorry but your application has been denied

Blue's Clues

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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Jun 28, 2014

Noctis Horrendae

Blue's Clues posted:

I've srsly never smoked the weeds

I don't believe you

WindmillSlayer

ive never smoked weed

FluffieDuckie

Noctis Horrendae posted:

I don't believe you

i believe him :colbert:

i on the other hand am familiar w mary jane

something9999
I've never smoked jimson weed

Noctis Horrendae

FluffieDuckie posted:

i believe him :colbert:

i on the other hand am familiar w mary jane

Is that the girl from Spider-Man

Blue's Clues

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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Jun 28, 2014

Noctis Horrendae

Blue's Clues posted:

Fluffs knows. I really never have. I certainly don't wear the fact as a badge of honor--hell, it's pretty harmless. Just never been offered. :shrug:

Can I offer you some cocaine

Don't tell my straight edge krew

Blue's Clues

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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Jun 28, 2014

nvm no cake

don't do datura

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u12SZAyMp54

cruft

When I was 16 my French host family got me drunk on Bastille day, but that's the worst I've ever done. Can I be in the straight edge crew? :ohdear:

WindmillSlayer

cruft posted:

When I was 16 my French host family got me drunk on Bastille day, but that's the worst I've ever done. Can I be in the straight edge crew? :ohdear:

i did this but alone in my bedroom on a random wednesday

cruft

WindmillSlayer posted:

i did this but alone in my bedroom on a random wednesday

I hope you wandered out to a bunch of people making jokes in a language you could no longer understand, because that was pretty funny.

WindmillSlayer

cruft posted:

I hope you wandered out to a bunch of people making jokes in a language you could no longer understand, because that was pretty funny.

no i made posts on an internet forum

Blue's Clues

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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Jun 28, 2014

WindmillSlayer

Blue's Clues posted:

Dammit windy

were you not around for my whiskey adventure?

Blue's Clues

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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Jun 28, 2014

WindmillSlayer

Blue's Clues posted:

I was not. I'm adopting you now.

this makes my forums infatuation with you go to new levels of creepy but hell im ok with it.

Blue's Clues

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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Jun 28, 2014

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
those straight edge people who beat the crap out of drug users are hosed up and should relax with a beer or a joint or maybe like just some robotussin

something9999

:agreed:

vapoursquid

none other
this thread has inspired me to go do drugs

deep dish peat moss

I hated straight edge kids so much when I was growing up but if I was one of them my life would be so much better

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
I am straight edge except I like alcohol in social settings.

cruft

Funnypost Collabo posted:

I hated straight edge kids so much when I was growing up but if I was one of them my life would be so much better

Yeah, I'm not crazy about self-identifying as 'straight edge' because of those guys. Maybe we could be "Drug Test Buddies" or something instead.

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Myrmomancer
The only drugs I do are for my ulcers.






I may need to chill more.

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