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sesame_samuel_: Dec 24, 2012; Pork Pro

# ? Jun 4, 2014 22:18

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 07:35

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Miltank posted:

liberals

a fat colmes, a shameful colmes

# ? Jun 4, 2014 22:19

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

chances are they interview lowtax, realize he's crazy, has nothing to do with slenderdick, and don't air it.

# ? Jun 4, 2014 22:20

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jun 4, 2014 22:20

ethanol: Jul 13, 2007

Xaris posted:

chances are they interview lowtax, realize he's crazy, has nothing to do with slenderdick, and don't air it.

# ? Jun 4, 2014 22:20

Medium Cool: Dec 27, 2006; Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked; Grimey Drawer

# ? Jun 4, 2014 22:33

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

quote:

After another year of airing misinformation and embarrassing gaffes, it�s no surprise that Fox News continues to lose Americans� trust:

January 2012 - Fox Peddles Racist �Food Stamp� Rhetoric

Echoing Newt Gingrich�s disgusting nickname for the president, several Fox personalities peddled the misinformation that Obama is giving out more �freebies� than any other administration. As Media Matters reported, that�s false. In actuality, George W. Bush oversaw the largest increase in food stamp usage. Evidently, coded racism doesn�t bode well for credibility.

February 2012 � Fox Pundit Says Military Women Should �Expect� to be Raped

Fox News pundit Liz Trotta learned that Americans aren�t too fond of victim blaming. Responding to news that women would be working closer to front lines, Trotta implied that women should � expect� to be raped more if they want to serve this country.

March 2012 � Fox Pundit Claims �Hoodie� Killed Trayvon Martin

Geraldo Rivera started a national movement this year when he suggested that Trayvon Martin died because of what he was wearing, not the overzealous vigilantism of a George Zimmerman or outrageous �stand your ground� laws.

April 2012 � Fox Host Misinforms on the Environment

Everyone knows Fox News has an appalling record on the environment. As the Union of Concerned Scientists revealed, Fox News has misled the American public in 93 percent of their climate change coverage. And in April, host Greg Gutfeld uttered a slew of environmental falsehoods, including the claim that the world plants more trees than it cuts down.

# ? Jun 4, 2014 22:40

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

fox news? More like cocks loose.

# ? Jun 4, 2014 22:41

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

Just in case the news misses this:

# ? Jun 4, 2014 22:43

Cool Blue Reason: Jan 7, 2010; by Lowtax

my friend used to write faux news all over the boards at our religious private school and that really pissed some people off, but hes probably a libertarian or something now so i dont think u would like him OP

# ? Jun 4, 2014 22:44

Lazerbeam: Feb 4, 2011

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

Just in case the news misses this:

What's happening here?

# ? Jun 4, 2014 22:48

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Lazerbeam posted:

What's happening here?

stabbed girl's dad and his lawyer with a shiteating grin for some reason

# ? Jun 4, 2014 22:49

baw: Nov 5, 2008; RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

guy daughter stabbed so he sad, but lawyer happy for money reason

# ? Jun 4, 2014 22:50

poopzilla: Nov 23, 2004

Medium Cool posted:

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/474190379202252800

holy gently caress. when can i watch this

# ? Jun 4, 2014 22:50

Medium Cool: Dec 27, 2006; Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked; Grimey Drawer

slenderman is also stalking them because hes real and hes coming to get them

# ? Jun 4, 2014 22:50

Tipps: Apr 18, 2006; party in the front

business in the back

Xaris posted:

Putting a question mark at the end of a headline;
Makes the headline true?

# ? Jun 4, 2014 22:51

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

hey fox news you used the killing of one of this site's staff members in Benghazi to drum up viewership and that takes a pretty strong dedication to to evil. hats off.

p.s. soros soros soros

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:04

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Tony Abbot is a riot and nobody knows about him

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:07

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Tipps posted:

Putting a question mark at the end of a headline;
Makes the headline true?

It's for when a headline is so much bullshit even they can't bear to phrase it as a statement

Also someone please post video of Lowtax interview if it is real and not a fevered imagining of my diseased mind

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:10

The Taint Reaper: Sep 4, 2012; by Shine

Medium Cool posted:

gently caress you!

Someone has Obama Butthurt

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:10

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

gently caress YOU FOX NEWS, SPREADER OF LIES AND HATE.

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:16

Fog Tripper: Mar 3, 2008; by Smythe

Luvcow posted:

media matters debunking fox lol
:allears:

In related news: Al Sharpton calls white folk racists

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:20

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

Fog Tripper posted:

media matters debunking fox lol

but it's huffpost!!???1!!! :ohdear:

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:21

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Tipps posted:

Putting a question mark at the end of a headline;
Makes the headline true?

i was reading a book on fox news once and the author suggested that adding the question mark gives the illusion that the viewer comes to their own conclusion when the reporter tells them about Obamas anti christian bill? fox news is bullshit but it's calculated bullshit designed to rope idiots in

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:21

Fog Tripper: Mar 3, 2008; by Smythe

Luvcow posted:

but it's huffpost!!???1!!!

huffpost quoted media matters!!???1!!! :ohdear:

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:22

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Robo Reagan posted:

i was reading a book on fox news once and the author suggested that adding the question mark gives the illusion that the viewer comes to their own conclusion when the reporter tells them about Obamas anti christian bill? fox news is bullshit but it's calculated bullshit designed to rope idiots in

also

I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:23

Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

Fog Tripper posted:

media matters debunking fox lol

In related news: Al Sharpton calls white folk racists

lol what is it with you guys and al sharpton

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:24

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Monkey Fracas posted:

also

I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS

yeah, that was another one. wish i could remember the author, it was a pretty good book. he got all kinds of dirt on the guy who runs fox news and he's basically a stubborn rich old white guy who knows his way of life is on the way out but he's digging his heels in and screaming NO NO NO the entire time it's happening so he can buy another few years of the world being worse than it could be

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:24

Fog Tripper: Mar 3, 2008; by Smythe

Haverchuck posted:

lol what is it with you guys and al sharpton

the gently caress do you mean "YOU GUYS"? :nyd:

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:26

babypolis: Nov 4, 2009

Fog Tripper posted:

media matters debunking fox lol

In related news: Al Sharpton calls white folk racists

pls tell me you are going unironically defend fox news in this thread

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:26

spank my snatch: Jun 4, 2009

Medium Cool posted:

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/474190379202252800

sweet mother of gently caress

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:28

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

al sharpton can still be a biased idiot with little journalistic integrity while at the same time fox news is full of biased idiots with little journalistic integrity

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:29

Fog Tripper: Mar 3, 2008; by Smythe

babypolis posted:

pls tell me you are going unironically defend fox news in this thread

i am unironically suggesting that news sources that the typical sa poster gets his/her/its information from are laughably similar to fox news, but in the other direction. There exist no impartial news sources on cable that have non-political leanings one way or the other.

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:29

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Fog Tripper posted:

i am unironically suggesting that news sources that the typical sa poster gets his/her/its information from are laughably similar to fox news, but in the other direction. There exist no impartial news sources on cable that have non-political leanings one way or the other.

would you say the truth is in the middle

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:30

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

i assumed most goons go their news from Al Jazeera or Jon Stewart

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:30

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

all cable news is bad

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:31

babypolis: Nov 4, 2009

Fog Tripper posted:

i am unironically suggesting that news sources that the typical sa poster gets his/her/its information from are laughably similar to fox news, but in the other direction. There exist no impartial news sources on cable that have non-political leanings one way or the other.

everybody knows that ppl like to read things that validate their beliefs but no other news networks actively pollutes political discourse by spreading a bunch of misinformation the way fox does

http://www.alternet.org/story/154875/the_science_of_fox_news%3A_why_its_viewers_are_the_most_misinformed?page=0%2C0

# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:31