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i am he

WindmillSlayer posted:

i will if u will

ok u first

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Angry Fish posted:

GSJG you first.

Haha yeah... no really, you guys go ahead.

WindmillSlayer

i am he posted:

ok u first

lolno

i am he

if this post gets a certain numberr of emptyquotes i will post a sexy, picture, of my body, itt, yes, you heard me

Machai

Angry Fish posted:

haha no picture lol bet ur feelin rekt.

the gently caress, I got my dick out and everything

__________
sigs4lyfe

FartGhost

i am he posted:

if this post gets a certain numberr of emptyquotes i will post a sexy, picture, of my body, itt, yes, you heard me

nvm no cake

you pussies, i'll go first

Machai

i am he posted:

if this post gets a certain numberr of emptyquotes i will post a sexy, picture, of my body, itt, yes, you heard me

__________
sigs4lyfe

nvm no cake

i am he posted:

if this post gets a certain numberr of emptyquotes i will post a sexy, picture, of my body, itt, yes, you heard me

cruft

Angry Fish posted:

...
is this really a good idea, yob?

Totes ding this.

PS: my browser auto-completes "fl" to "flared base" now, thanks a lot byob.

i am he

The Green Calx posted:

you pussies, i'll go first



:barf:

Guillermus



i am he posted:

if this post gets a certain numberr of emptyquotes i will post a sexy, picture, of my body, itt, yes, you heard me

cruft

Flickr's search is broken :(

WindmillSlayer

cruft posted:

Flickr's search is broken :(

dont actually post hot pics of your wife

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
well poo poo i was going to post first if this was just a small thread and we were not on the second page but poo poo.

Captain No-mates

WindmillSlayer posted:

dont actually post hot pics of your wife

:agreed:

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

WindmillSlayer posted:

dont actually post hot pics of your wife

fyad would discover it and be mercilessly stupid with them.

cruft

WindmillSlayer posted:

dont actually post hot pics of your wife

Don't worry, I've been on the Internet for a while.

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


you should probably not post pictures of your wife on SA at all but maybe that's just me

i am he



RaIp posted:

__________
sigs4lyfe






please specifiy the amount of clothing and type of sexy pose you would like and i will try to accomadate, obviously everyone cannot be happy

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

i am he posted:

please specifiy the amount of clothing and type of sexy pose you would like and i will try to accomadate, obviously everyone cannot be happy

Shoe on head
Dog covering genitals
petting cat with left hand
dog with right
eating an apple mid-bite.

WindmillSlayer

cruft posted:

Don't worry, I've been on the Internet for a while.

after sid stuck his head in the toilet i figure better safe then sorry

i am he

Angry Fish posted:

Shoe on head
Dog covering genitals
petting cat with left hand
dog with right
eating an apple mid-bite.

i can only do shoe on head i have no access to dogs cats or apples at this time :(

WindmillSlayer

i am he posted:

please specifiy the amount of clothing and type of sexy pose you would like and i will try to accomadate, obviously everyone cannot be happy

mens boxers and a pillowcase over your face

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Ok, you guys talked me into it. Here is my wife:



be nice!

FartGhost

i am he posted:

please specifiy the amount of clothing and type of sexy pose you would like and i will try to accomadate, obviously everyone cannot be happy

angle the camera so you look really tall and imposing

nvm no cake

i am he posted:

please specifiy the amount of clothing and type of sexy pose you would like and i will try to accomadate, obviously everyone cannot be happy

do the thinker pose

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

i am he posted:

i can only do shoe on head i have no access to dogs cats or apples at this time :(

ok

shoe on head
___ in mouth mid-bite
staring straight at the camera
eyebrows furrowed
middle finger up rectum
flexing muscles.

deep dish peat moss

I snapchatted a girl a sexypic once and got a message back saying that she took a screenshot of it and saved it lmao

FluffieDuckie

i posted my hot body yesterday but nobody believed it was me :smithcloud:

nvm no cake

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Ok, you guys talked me into it. Here is my wife:



be nice!

:awesome:

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Funnypost Collabo posted:

I snapchatted a girl a sexypic once and got a message back saying that she took a screenshot of it and saved it lmao

this is why snapchat is pointless.

Savage For The Winjun


whatttt fluffie posted a 2014 pic?

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

FluffieDuckie posted:

i posted my hot body yesterday but nobody believed it was me :smithcloud:

post it itt! you were a hot 80s chick

deep dish peat moss

Angry Fish posted:

this is why snapchat is pointless.

At least it warns you when someone screenshots your snapchat

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


FluffieDuckie posted:

i posted my hot body yesterday but nobody believed it was me :smithcloud:

2 hot 4 BOYB. Sorry Fluffie.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



duuude, c'mon. that's my wife.

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Funnypost Collabo posted:

At least it warns you when someone screenshots your snapchat

does it?

:ohdear:

my wife really does try to use snapchat to sext from time to time and I have a bad habit of screen shotting everything because she turns my penis hard.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Angry Fish posted:

does it?

:ohdear:

my wife really does try to use snapchat to sext from time to time and I have a bad habit of screen shotting everything because she turns my penis hard.

she knows

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Savage For The Winjun


she likes knowing that you save her sexts to jack it to them later

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