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that nigga lando lame snakin rear end bitchmade fuckboy
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george lucas hates thr F*CK out of black ppl. lando and jar jar smdh
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Jun 7, 2014 04:16
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Ilikedirt posted:george lucas hates thr F*CK out of black ppl. lando and jar jar smdh chewie was black and was p cool
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Jun 7, 2014 04:19
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sam jackson's character mace window was well written and thoughtful depiction
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Jun 7, 2014 04:19
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there was that black palace commander guard guy on naboo who had a fetching uniform
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Jun 7, 2014 04:20
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Ilikedirt posted:george lucas hates thr F*CK out of black ppl. lando and jar jar smdh George Lucas loves black people, he just loves them in the way where he wants to touch their hair & tries to learn Ebonics.
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Jun 7, 2014 04:21
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Nerds tell me how the empire is not like 1000 years old lol your sad devotion to that ancient religion *in the past 5 years vader has just been hunting down and killing jedi*
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Jun 7, 2014 04:23
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It's pretty bullshit that Anakin Skywalker gets to go live in Jedi Heaven with ObiWan & Yoda just because killing his own son was a bridge too far for him & he couldn't do it. I mean he genocided the poo poo out of the Jedi & cut through all those kids like butter & then he's like NOOOO & kills the Emperor & then Express Train to Jedi Heaven. From a cosmic justice standpoint it's super bullshit but worse than that Anakin has murdered like a huge amount of the Jedi in Jedi Heaven, that's got to be pretty triggering for all those slain Jedi seeing him everyday.
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Jun 7, 2014 04:29
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Trixie Hardcore posted:It's pretty bullshit that Anakin Skywalker gets to go live in Jedi Heaven with ObiWan & Yoda just because killing his own son was a bridge too far for him & he couldn't do it. I mean he genocided the poo poo out of the Jedi & cut through all those kids like butter & then he's like NOOOO & kills the Emperor & then Express Train to Jedi Heaven. From a cosmic justice standpoint it's super bullshit but worse than that Anakin has murdered like a huge amount of the Jedi in Jedi Heaven, that's got to be pretty triggering for all those slain Jedi seeing him everyday. jedis are basically space born-agains and thats why they are a bunch of fun-hating retards
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Jun 7, 2014 04:32
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Nerds tell me how the empire is not like 1000 years old why have bush's approval ratings gone up in recent years because people are idiots with extremely short-term memories e: star wars still sucks tho it's just that that one aspect actually makes sense
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Jun 7, 2014 06:16
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much like carrie fisher, the original trilogy has not aged well 
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Jun 7, 2014 06:18
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Trixie Hardcore posted:It's pretty bullshit that Anakin Skywalker gets to go live in Jedi Heaven with ObiWan & Yoda just because killing his own son was a bridge too far for him & he couldn't do it. I mean he genocided the poo poo out of the Jedi & cut through all those kids like butter & then he's like NOOOO & kills the Emperor & then Express Train to Jedi Heaven. From a cosmic justice standpoint it's super bullshit but worse than that Anakin has murdered like a huge amount of the Jedi in Jedi Heaven, that's got to be pretty triggering for all those slain Jedi seeing him everyday. the movies should have ended with like anakin getting his dick cut off and him bleeding out and screaming in agony and then eveyrone he ever killed or hurt appears in ghost form and laughs at him and his tiny penis that was just cut off, and finally anakin dies and then shits all over himself and hten like BA DUH BA DUH BA DUM DUM DUM DUM directed by richard marquand executive producer george lucas etc.
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Jun 7, 2014 06:20
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MOOBS! posted:jedis are basically space born-agains and thats why they are a bunch of fun-hating retards this u think the force gives a poo poo tho? Force don't care, get mega hosed ukp and still end up on the light side in the end ps darksyde forever pps gently caress star wars this is dumb
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Jun 7, 2014 06:20
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Benedick Cuckold posted:the movies should have ended with like anakin getting his dick cut off and him bleeding out and screaming in agony and then eveyrone he ever killed or hurt appears in ghost form and laughs at him and his tiny penis that was just cut off, and finally anakin dies and then shits all over himself and hten like nah the thing about force ghosts is that i have the feeling that the force is totally amoral. Like any crazy force master can do it and become force ghost, but basically star wars is trash garbage and should be destroied i'm glasd the origional cuts were burned by lucas
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Jun 7, 2014 06:22
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SniperWoreConverse posted:nah As far as George Lucas is concerned only good guys get to be Force Ghosts & his justification for adding Anakin to the Force Ghost party is that killing the Emperor was his redemptive arc. Jedi are good, Sith are bad, nothing in between because George Lucas has the mind of a child.
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Jun 7, 2014 14:49
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Trixie Hardcore posted:As far as George Lucas is concerned only good guys get to be Force Ghosts & his justification for adding Anakin to the Force Ghost party is that killing the Emperor was his redemptive arc. Jedi are good, Sith are bad, nothing in between because George Lucas has the mind of a child. a black man in a black costume turns into a skinny dying white man after he kills the ultimate slaver
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Jun 7, 2014 14:56
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Jun 7, 2014 14:57
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this laser show for children is bullshit
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Jun 7, 2014 15:58
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6 main movies, a couple of spin-off movies, several tv shows, dozens of video games and like a bajillion books = 4 maybe 5 hours of not-poo poo content
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Jun 7, 2014 16:05
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:here's an idea: all of art is poo poo and bad and if you like art i got two words for ya suck it Sure but what about film?
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Jun 7, 2014 18:43
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Trixie Hardcore posted:As far as George Lucas is concerned only good guys get to be Force Ghosts & his justification for adding Anakin to the Force Ghost party is that killing the Emperor was his redemptive arc. Jedi are good, Sith are bad, nothing in between because George Lucas has the mind of a child. lol is that seriously the reason? what a retard. before the prequels came out it was pretty goddamn obvious vader only killed the emperor because he wanted to take over the galaxy with luke. but no, apparently everyone has to be redeemed somehow in the end just because it's a kid's movie 
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I'm still not sure to this day how the Emperor thought he could "turn" Luke to the Dark Side, unless he has some kind of Hypno Power or mind control, which in my head canon, he does.
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Jun 8, 2014 03:43
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Nerds tell me how the empire is not like 1000 years old people don't believe in our lord and savior jesus christ today either MOOBS! posted:a black man in a black costume turns into a skinny dying white man after he kills the ultimate slaver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSm9DDxQv8E
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redshirt posted:I'm still not sure to this day how the Emperor thought he could "turn" Luke to the Dark Side, unless he has some kind of Hypno Power or mind control, which in my head canon, he does. the emperor is retarded, just like his real-world counterpart, richard nixon after he died his force ghost had an interview with dav-ID frostik, space reporter
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Jun 8, 2014 03:47
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Ilikedirt posted:george lucas hates thr F*CK out of black ppl. lando and jar jar smdh Jorge Lucas married a balack people!!
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Effectronica posted:people don't believe in our lord and savior jesus christ today either yeah jc didn't come out in like 1992 either
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Jun 8, 2014 18:45
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RIP CineD Star Wars thread. You burned too brightly.
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Jun 8, 2014 18:46
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"what's clone wars sounds brutal and hosed up?" *5 million bobafetts come out and die*
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Jun 8, 2014 18:46
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you know what's dumb are nerds who base their entire identities around media they've consumed
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Jun 8, 2014 18:51
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*uncomfortably turn my limited edition collectable figurines around so they can't look at me*
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Jun 8, 2014 19:08
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SniperWoreConverse posted:"what's clone wars sounds brutal and hosed up?" "If people like Boba Fett they'll LOVE 5 million Boba Fetts!"
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Jun 8, 2014 19:14
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I think it's funny how Lucas retconned his own poo poo with the prequels. He really just did not give two shits.
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Jun 8, 2014 19:18
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The existence of this toy suggests otherwise, OP.
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Jun 8, 2014 19:31
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Lucas wanted  and didn't carehow much he had to retcon to get it. That said, I still like the original three movies. The prequels were "meh" at best, stupid without having being as fun as the originals.The last Hobbit was terrible, though. My wife and I were watching it and we were saying, "How can they possibly make a good book this bad?" and "They dumbed down a children's book for modern audiences."
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Jun 8, 2014 19:38
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If you're thinking about liking a thing. don't.
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Jun 8, 2014 19:41
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Also wouldn't the death star explode with the same force of a supernova?
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Burns posted:Also wouldn't the death star explode with the same force of a supernova? No that's your mom. 
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Effectronica posted:people don't believe in our lord and savior jesus christ today either 'scottish guy' wtf, prowse is from the opposite end of the UK from scotland, that dumb rear end in a top hat
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Jun 8, 2014 21:14
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Burns posted:Also wouldn't the death star explode with the same force of a supernova? Why would it? It's a manmade reactor in a "building" the size of a moon, not several million earth masses of a fusion reactor like a stars core.
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Falukorv posted:Why would it? It's a manmade reactor in a "building" the size of a moon, not several million earth masses of a fusion reactor like a stars core. its reactor had enough power to disintegrate a planet. I think it might be bigger than a supernova
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