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Captain No-mates

The Lord of the Flies
Humans inherently animalistic

# ? Jun 20, 2014 23:45

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 11:56

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Funnypost Collabo posted:

u disgust me, pig...

it was comedy do you really think I would believe that?

# ? Jun 20, 2014 23:52

deep dish peat moss

dogcrash truther posted:

Infinite Jest
Don't do drugs¹

^{1 Of course, this is a reduction of a much more complicated point something w/r/t addiction not merely or even most importantly as a personal affliction but rather a cultural imperative resting on some of the foundational elements of the Human Condition, perhaps even a structural necessity -- or if "necessity" is too intense a word, let's say instead, an eternally latent opportunity -- a kind of quantum Todestrieb, and the self's response to that necessity, which, paradoxically, the best response is simply to remove the self from the equation.}

infinite lol

# ? Jun 21, 2014 01:16

deep dish peat moss

Angry Fish posted:

it was comedy do you really think I would believe that?

I wouldn't even joke about that.

# ? Jun 21, 2014 01:18

Machai

Romeo and Juliet
They both die

# ? Jun 21, 2014 01:18

impure flutter

gravity's rainbow
wrap it first

# ? Jun 21, 2014 01:18

Diqnol

The Man In The Iron Mask

Revenge is bad

The Three Musketeers

France was weird

1984

Cherish your freedoms

Brave New World

Pleasure is god

Animal Farm

Stalin pig lol

# ? Jun 21, 2014 01:20

Machai

GoT series
Author's food diary

# ? Jun 21, 2014 01:25

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

RaIp posted:

GoT series
Author's food diary

# ? Jun 21, 2014 01:32

Machai

The Illiad
Total babe stolen

The Odyssey
LOOK OUT! MONSTERS!

# ? Jun 21, 2014 01:34

Ace of Baes

the cat in the hat
cat in hat

# ? Jun 21, 2014 01:35

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

The Testament of Gideon Mack
Priest Meets Homosatan

# ? Jun 21, 2014 01:36

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Heart of Darkness
Colonialism is bad.

# ? Jun 21, 2014 02:09

Radical and BADical!: by Lowtax

The Time Machine
rich people suck

anime gently caress pillow posted:

The Man In The Iron Mask

Revenge is bad

The Count of Monte Cristo

Revenge is good

# ? Jun 21, 2014 02:53

Bargearse: 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

The Road To Wigan Pier
socialism Socialism SOCIALISM

# ? Jun 21, 2014 03:50

Count Thrashula: Death is nothing compared to vindication.

books suck
Also this thread

# ? Jun 21, 2014 04:00

Bargearse: 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

QPZIL posted:

books suck
Also this thread

Your post
I respectfully disagree

# ? Jun 21, 2014 04:11

Pinche Rudo

The Road
Amazing but depressing

100 years of Solitude
Overrated, very mediocre

On the Road
Doses and Mimosas

Heart of Darkness
Delving into insanity

# ? Jun 21, 2014 04:29

Sub Harrison

50 Shades of Grey
Bondage is HIP

# ? Jun 21, 2014 04:58

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

the sound and the fury
narrators skip around

# ? Jun 21, 2014 06:14

owl milk

Cat's Cradle
Frost was right

# ? Jun 21, 2014 07:22

Bukowski: hammulder

dogcrash truther posted:

Infinite Jest
Don't do drugs¹

^{1 Of course, this is a reduction of a much more complicated point something w/r/t addiction not merely or even most importantly as a personal affliction but rather a cultural imperative resting on some of the foundational elements of the Human Condition, perhaps even a structural necessity -- or if "necessity" is too intense a word, let's say instead, an eternally latent opportunity -- a kind of quantum Todestrieb, and the self's response to that necessity, which, paradoxically, the best response is simply to remove the self from the equation.}

you are a beautiful human being

# ? Jun 21, 2014 07:25

ulvir

dogcrash truther posted:

Infinite Jest
Don't do drugs¹

^{1 Of course, this is a reduction of a much more complicated point something w/r/t addiction not merely or even most importantly as a personal affliction but rather a cultural imperative resting on some of the foundational elements of the Human Condition, perhaps even a structural necessity -- or if "necessity" is too intense a word, let's say instead, an eternally latent opportunity -- a kind of quantum Todestrieb, and the self's response to that necessity, which, paradoxically, the best response is simply to remove the self from the equation.}

# ? Jun 21, 2014 07:49

ulvir

Confessions of a Mask
I'm gay. maybe?

# ? Jun 21, 2014 07:51

Slaapaav: by Azathoth

Angry Fish posted:

Do Androids Dream Of Sheep
Bladerunner Was Better

i havent read the book but i know this is a fact

# ? Jun 21, 2014 07:55

ulvir

A Farewell To Arms
gently caress war, man

# ? Jun 21, 2014 07:55

Abysswalker

Flynn Taggart posted:

catch 22
Watch m*a*s*h instead

kill yourself

# ? Jun 21, 2014 08:53

Abysswalker

Don Quixote
run-on sentences

# ? Jun 21, 2014 09:04

Matoi Ryuko

dogcrash truther posted:

Infinite Jest
Don't do drugs¹

^{1 Of course, this is a reduction of a much more complicated point something w/r/t addiction not merely or even most importantly as a personal affliction but rather a cultural imperative resting on some of the foundational elements of the Human Condition, perhaps even a structural necessity -- or if "necessity" is too intense a word, let's say instead, an eternally latent opportunity -- a kind of quantum Todestrieb, and the self's response to that necessity, which, paradoxically, the best response is simply to remove the self from the equation.}

A scanner darkly
Don't do drugs.

# ? Jun 21, 2014 09:21

malthor54

Watchmen
Everything works out. :toot:

# ? Jun 21, 2014 09:32

ZebTM

WetNightmare posted:

lord of the flies
killer cave pig

piggy gets squished

# ? Jun 21, 2014 09:35

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Rendezvous with Rama
Live Inside Penis

Rama II
penis came back

The Demon-Haunted World
magical thinking's dumb

At the Mountains of Madness
antarctica oh no!!!!!! :supaburn:

The Tale of Genji
japanese are horny

# ? Jun 21, 2014 15:58

Diqnol

Fahrenheit 451

Arson is future

# ? Jun 21, 2014 18:33

Highly Unnecessary

American Psycho
Rat in vagina

# ? Jun 21, 2014 18:52

alnilam

Beowulf
Monster Mom Mad :mad:

Canterbury Tales
Peasant road trip
or
Lewd peasant tales

The Old Testament
God is picky

The New Testament
Jesus is nice

Galaxy Quest
Never give up

# ? Jun 21, 2014 19:15

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

Highly Unnecessary posted:

American Psycho
Rat in vagina

# ? Jun 21, 2014 19:27

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

blood meridian
Death. Landscape. Death.

# ? Jun 21, 2014 19:29

Count Thrashula: Death is nothing compared to vindication.

dogcrash truther posted:

Infinite Jest
Don't do drugs¹

^{1 Of course, this is a reduction of a much more complicated point something w/r/t addiction not merely or even most importantly as a personal affliction but rather a cultural imperative resting on some of the foundational elements of the Human Condition, perhaps even a structural necessity -- or if "necessity" is too intense a word, let's say instead, an eternally latent opportunity -- a kind of quantum Todestrieb, and the self's response to that necessity, which, paradoxically, the best response is simply to remove the self from the equation.}

# ? Jun 21, 2014 19:54

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

it's a short story but

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
computers are dicks

# ? Jun 21, 2014 21:15

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 11:56

ulvir

The Hungry Caterpillar
He eats a lot

# ? Jun 21, 2014 22:41

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