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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Buy zack Parsons. Sell Geop

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Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

Lowtax posted:

Quick, everybody buy a lot of things!!!

did you set up a donation link on your twitch channel because I'll give you a dollar except not really lol owned

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Lowtax posted:

Quick, everybody buy a lot of things!!!

i'll buy your house for $9.95

Frabba
May 30, 2008

Investing in chewy toy futures
Hail satan!

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Fozzy The Bear posted:

This was Lowtax's plan to raise his twitter followers.
I've always wanted to lose hundreds of dollars to see a meaningless number on a non-beneficial site increase

YOURFRIEND
Feb 3, 2009

You're an asshole, Mr. Grinch
You really are a cunt
You're as cuddly as a cockring
and charming being a shitheel

FUCK YOURFRIEND!
missed uuu~

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

god is dead satan lives the year is one

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Lowtax posted:

I've always wanted to lose hundreds of dollars to see a meaningless number on a non-beneficial site increase

you can't(?) put a price on that good exposure!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
thank goodness. it was dark and cold and i was scared.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Lowtax posted:

I've always wanted to lose hundreds of dollars to see a meaningless number on a non-beneficial site increase

nerd

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
mods please change my name to 502 Bad Gateway

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo
As I mentioned in one of the other 50 threads with the same subject, I'm sure this made SS's year

JukeboxHerostratus
Nov 25, 2009

Yo Lowtax! You should hire me to manage your forums servers. I can guarantee that I'll provide TWICE as much down time, and at HALF THE PRICE of current management!

But in all honesty, I'm curious. What the hell happened?

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
thankfully with the forums back up (and down and then up and down and etc.) I can resume doing nothing which is different from my forums downtime life of doing nothing.

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

corn in the bible posted:

mods please change my name to 502 Bad Gateway

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

actually mods please change my name to 502 Bad Poster tia

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Horse Divorce posted:

But in all honesty, I'm curious. What the hell happened?

there was a bunch of smoke and red lighting and russian shouting, like in a soviet submarine

Billy Everyteen
May 6, 2009
Time to post more. Only two more gigs to go.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Lowtax posted:

I've always wanted to lose hundreds of dollars to see a meaningless number on a non-beneficial site increase

You need to raise reg fees to $15

http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl?cost1=10&year1=1999&year2=2014

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

Lowtax posted:

I've always wanted to lose hundreds of dollars to see a meaningless number on a non-beneficial site increase

Just permaban VP and raspy a few more times, they'll pay for it.

kremlins
May 9, 2009


e: hey it works now

Deliciouscesium
Apr 10, 2012
Thank all the forums are back. To think, I almost wanted to read a book.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Deliciouscesium posted:

Thank all the forums are back. To think, I almost wanted to read a book.

god forbid!

Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".
Thanks forums for coming back

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Lowtax posted:

I've always wanted to lose hundreds of dollars to see a meaningless number on a non-beneficial site increase

Wow that's some discount database service. But it worked in the end at least.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Three-Phase posted:

Wow that's some discount database service. But it worked in the end at least.
I meant just the forums revenue. The dba was $2500.

Danger
Jan 4, 2004

all desire - the thirst for oil, war, religious salvation - needs to be understood according to what he calls 'the demonogrammatical decoding of the Earth's body'
I've been more productive in the past 3 days than I have been in the past 10 years.

kremlins
May 9, 2009

Lowtax posted:

I meant just the forums revenue. The dba was $2500.

jesus christ

next time this happens (minutes) i'll fuckin fix yr. poo poo for free

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
I had to resort back to talk radio myself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP8bOqTAco0

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
are there no goons that are sys admins? i bet they would have done that poo poo for a pittance.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Lowtax posted:

I meant just the forums revenue. The dba was $2500.

Ok that makes more sense.

I just hope they gave you a DVD with a backup of the forums you can keep in a safe place.

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

I do db and php poo poo for a living but I have no idea what kind of rube goldberg machine makes up forums.something awful.com

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Lowtax posted:

I meant just the forums revenue. The dba was $2500.

Everyone buy all of the account upgrades.

What avatar should I get?

buttcoin smuggler
Jun 25, 2011


crossposting

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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
Yeah those Syrians were a lot better off in those two days the forums were down.

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