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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Haha, he made it look easy - that's the IC Champion, that's SUPPOSED to mean something!

Edit: Oh no :ohdear:

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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
No, Swagger, leave Ambrose's shoulder alone!

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

:ohdear:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
:smith:

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
uh oh

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

Poor Barrett, just clutching his shoulder in the background

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
He kinda...gently dropped Dean over the top there

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Does your lust for injuries know no bounds, Swagger?

My God.... Zeb doesn't realize the ultimate illegal immigrant is right in front of him, Rey Mysterio has possessed Jack Swagger!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Come unhinged? I think that's how he lives his life.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Call me un-nuanced but I just don't see how Swagger did anything particularly unsafe

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Boo Seth, boo!

That's German for "Boo Seth, boo."

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Rollins' M.O. is attacking from behind. Huh huh huh.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Dear god, that looked like murder.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Seth's got eyes on you....Dean Ambrose.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Call me un-nuanced but I just don't see how Swagger did anything particularly unsafe

Neither, it looked like a standard bump (Zeb was in the way which may have made it awkward) but sometimes unfortunate things just happen.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I know they're saying "You sold out" but for a second it sounded like "Jingle Bells".

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Call me un-nuanced but I just don't see how Swagger did anything particularly unsafe

It seemed like he didn't pause enough to give Barrett any chance to adjust his trajectory. He just kinda launched him.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Writer Cath posted:

It seemed like he didn't pause enough to give Barrett any chance to adjust his trajectory. He just kinda launched him.

He did the same bump one second ago and it looked like that!

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Call me un-nuanced but I just don't see how Swagger did anything particularly unsafe

Yeah it didn't really look that bad, he kinda put him into the top of the barrier instead of the the middle. It wasn't really that bad but still I need someone to be mad at because this is probably the nail in the coffin for Barrett'c career.

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

Pariah Rex posted:

Yeah it didn't really look that bad, he kinda put him into the top of the barrier instead of the the middle. It wasn't really that bad but still I need someone to be mad at because this is probably the nail in the coffin for Barrett'c career.

I think that'll really depend on how long he's out. Has there been any actual confirmation on that yet?

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Be mad at the barricade for breakin-

CAMERON GET OUT OF THE RING.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Cameron- the female Mongo

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Paige responds to a slap in the face with a nod and smile.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

DingoSlasher posted:

Be mad at the barricade for breakin-

CAMERON GET OUT OF THE RING.

Keeps her away from the booth :shrug:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I haven't been impressed with Paige since she moved up to the main roster, but I will say this - during Raw while Cameron was continually verbally attacking her during guest commentary, Paige was responding but she NEVER took her eyes of the action in the ring, which makes sense since her next opponent was in there.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Maxwell Lord posted:

Cameron- the female Mongo

Nonsense. Mongo had some kind of bizarre coke fueled charisma.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Naomi was floundering out there and JBL basically jumped in to save her.

Edit: :lol: Paige destroyed Cameron after all that poo poo-talking.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Normally I would complain about a short Divas match but the less Cameron does the better.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This is actually pretty good!

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
Paige is secretly like Russev

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Paige and Naomi are not feuding over a man so this is a billion times better than Summer/Layla

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Scruffy the janitor posted:

Paige is secretly like Russev

Dating Lana?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Harper just confirmed that he and Rowan are basically animals that Bray used his horrible powers on and gave human form, and now they want the Uso's belts because they're shiny :stare:

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
When I say stop watching wrestling, you stop watching wrestling. Now pucker up brother.

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

Writer Cath posted:

Dating Lana?

...I like this better so yes.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Scruffy the janitor posted:

...I like this better so yes.

Everyone sort of stopped posting after this, and I can guess why.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

jscolon2.0 posted:

Everyone sort of stopped posting after this, and I can guess why.

This isn't a Divas' match?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

jscolon2.0 posted:

Everyone sort of stopped posting after this, and I can guess why.

DingoSlasher posted:

When I say stop watching wrestling, you stop watching wrestling. Now pucker up brother.

Right? :bigtran:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Those pants of Bray's look super comfy.

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DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Usos are alot better than John Cena in that they actually help people BEFORE they get beat down.

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