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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ScratchAndSniff posted:

I've never done anything gay, but I have JO parties with all my bros every Tuesday. Maybe 1%.
nah when you JO with your bros the gayness actually exits your body so it's probably in the negative now sorrry man

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Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

i'm%

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

harper is bisexual posted:

when you say hateful words like that it just empowers the bigots who take it seriously.

Dont say FAGOT!

Makin' fun of trans'tasticals is just fine. Oh, and racism is HILARIOUS!!!

LGBTQGOFUCKYOURSELF.

Go be sensitive somewhere else.

Im now 20.7% gay because harper made me want to watch duck dynasty.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
i'm so gay i've come full circle to straight again.

























gently caress

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Thats how it starts.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
Like at least 30%. I look at the dicks a lot when I'm watchin' porn.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
0%.

Oh no, wait... 100%

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
50%



Kinda neutral.

kode54
Nov 26, 2007

aka kuroshi
Fun Shoe
What's with all the gay threads? Who cares?













All my porn is gay. I don't see myself getting together with a man or a woman, though.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Motherfucker posted:

50%



Kinda neutral.
hmm so are you a mother+fatherfucker?

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
gay enough to be gay married but not gay enough to wear a gimp suit so about 76%

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Always giving it 120%, just like coach said.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

a hole-y ghost posted:

nah when you JO with your bros the gayness actually exits your body so it's probably in the negative now sorrry man

My gayness is all white and gooey

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

gay enough to post in this thread

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Bluemillion posted:

Like at least 30%. I look at the dicks a lot when I'm watchin' porn.

You're gonna see a lot of dicks when you're watching two dudes gently caress yeah.

Pyzza Rouge
Jun 25, 2011

La Mano de Dios

infinity% + 1 im gayer than all you vagina lovers

Taffer
Oct 15, 2010


all the way OP, as long as you'll be there with me the whole way

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
im gay <boratvoice>NOT!</bv>

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
My ex attended jerk off parties where a big group of straights guy would jack off to porn while glances at each others straight dicks

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

plain blue jacket posted:

My ex attended jerk off parties where a big group of straights guy would jack off to porn while glances at each others straight dicks

I don't understand how this is a real thing that happens and not the opening premise of a gay orgy porn

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks

plain blue jacket posted:

My ex attended jerk off parties where a big group of straights guy would jack off to porn while glances at each others straight dicks

Yeah, but there's nothing gay about admiring another bro-dick as long as you don't have gay porn on or anything. It's like when the football coach took our pictures in the locker room to track our muscle development.

Pyzza Rouge
Jun 25, 2011

La Mano de Dios

Cubone posted:

I don't understand how this is a real thing that happens and not the opening premise of a gay orgy porn

i still haven't accepted that part from sympathy for mr vengeance where thei're practically jerking into each others butts has ever happened between 3 straights irl

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy
-110%. I'm so straight I don't even touch my own dick.

Foppington
Feb 11, 2013

Neon Dreams
I'd say 14%, as I find certain men handsome but it totally ends there.

Example: Prince Oberon.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
I enjoy the gay sex with the gay men. So 0%

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

0%. My cock in OP's rear end doesn't count.

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
50(±50) %

Blackdog420
Sep 10, 2009

born to roam
im Cool Gay, but not hard gay or fag gay


edit: im into cycling

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




about 75 percent gay? maybe higher

JustCait
May 28, 2014

Holy crap, that's amazing.

Also, 50% depending on how I feel that day.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

a hole-y ghost posted:

hmm so are you a mother+fatherfucker?

yeah but it doesn't look as good on a resume / SA forums account (which is also on my resume)

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
i'm 1/64 gay on my mother's side

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit
my dicks the only gay part

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

my coach always told me to give 110 percent!!

SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND
Jan 21, 2008

*begins charigng the spirit bomb from all of gbs' latent gayness*

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Dexters Secret posted:

my coach always told me to give 110 percent!!

lol

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i'm ~20% gay because only about a fifth of the average penis will fit into my butt, i believe this is 1.1 inches, after that i'm just too tight and no amount of lubrication will help

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:

Bobby Brown posted:

im bi so 50% gay

Well clearly we know which way you're leanin' since you got split right down the middle.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
to make up for my biological shortcomings, my poop comes out in very long, thin strands like foul spaghetti

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Telesphorus
Oct 28, 2013
gays who say they are 100% gay reveal their hypocrisy because they fail to consider the fact that all straight people are part gay, therefore all gay people are part straight.

double standard gayness

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