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Jun 5, 2024 16:02
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- Sergeant Handsome
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I expect nothing less from you, Sargent Handsome
Your cool
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Jun 29, 2014 22:44
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- Captain No-mates
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i've never had sex 
do u want to w/ me?
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Jun 29, 2014 22:45
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A lady called me drunk last night and made me promise to come to her house when I could. So I think I'm about to get into the cool guy sexhaver treehouse
honestly dont be mad if she forgets because i have made plenty of those calls and forgotten about them once i sobered up
go to ur local bar and find a nice lil lady. or man. whatever ur into
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Jun 29, 2014 23:21
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- Sergeant Handsome
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honestly dont be mad if she forgets because i have made plenty of those calls and forgotten about them once i sobered up
go to ur local bar and find a nice lil lady. or man. whatever ur into
Yeah I know dawg but that don't mean I won't at least try with this hot mamacita
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Jun 29, 2014 23:40
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- WhenInRome
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Yeah I know dawg but that don't mean I won't at least try with this hot mamacita
if she was so drunk she blacked out and can't remember anything "oh yeah you totally called me last night so we could get it on" might just sound like a desperate pickup line
be careful out there!!
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Jun 29, 2014 23:50
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- WhenInRome
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if she was so drunk she blacked out and can't remember anything "oh yeah you totally called me last night so we could get it on" might just sound like a desperate pickup line
be careful out there!!
i forgot to add that i believe in you
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Jun 29, 2014 23:51
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ya just invite her out for a drink but dont let her get too drunk unless u want to be a Skeevy Bitch
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Jun 30, 2014 00:36
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- Sergeant Handsome
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Yeah this isn't the first time she's called me either drunk or crying. I was gonna have sex with her before, but I got really high and called her ex and asked if he would mind if I hosed her. But when he told her about that things got kinda awkward.
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Jun 30, 2014 00:54
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- Captain No-mates
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Yeah this isn't the first time she's called me either drunk or crying. I was gonna have sex with her before, but I got really high and called her ex and asked if he would mind if I hosed her. But when he told her about that things got kinda awkward.
why did you ask her ex for permission thats not how that works !!
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Jun 30, 2014 00:55
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- Sergeant Handsome
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For the same reason paid 10 bux for an online forum, I was really high
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Jun 30, 2014 01:27
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- Captain No-mates
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For the same reason paid 10 bux for an online forum, I was really high
fair enough
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Jun 30, 2014 01:31
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- tao of lmao
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Still posting ITT. gently caress tha police.
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Jun 30, 2014 02:09
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- BERGfu
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post
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Jun 30, 2014 03:05
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Yeah this isn't the first time she's called me either drunk or crying. I was gonna have sex with her before, but I got really high and called her ex and asked if he would mind if I hosed her. But when he told her about that things got kinda awkward.
lol
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Jun 30, 2014 03:10
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- dogcrash truther
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what the gently caress is wrong with you
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Jun 30, 2014 03:11
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- i am he
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what the gently caress is wrong with you
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Jun 30, 2014 03:12
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- dogcrash truther
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girl: have sex with me
sergeant handsome: ok baby sure but just wait a second while i smoke some weed and then as your ex if its okay
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Jun 30, 2014 03:12
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BYOB 8.2: I was gonna have sex with her before, but I got really high and called her ex and asked if he would mind if I hosed her.
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Jun 30, 2014 03:26
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BYOB 8.2: I was gonna have sex with her before, but I got really high and called her ex and asked if he would mind if I hosed her.
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Jun 30, 2014 03:33
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BYOB 8.2: I was gonna have sex with her before, but I got really high and called her ex and asked if he would mind if I hosed her.
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Jun 30, 2014 05:38
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- Sergeant Handsome
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What's the difference between all star boinking and regular boinking?
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Jun 30, 2014 08:31
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- Highly Unnecessary
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i had sex 10 hours ago, can i post?
only if you haven't showered since
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Jun 30, 2014 09:03
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- Slaapaav
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BYOB 8.2: I was gonna have sex with her before, but I got really high and called her ex and asked if he would mind if I hosed her.
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Jun 30, 2014 09:05
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- BERGfu
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What's the difference between all star boinking and regular boinking?
if you have to ask then you may never know
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Jun 30, 2014 09:26
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- BERGfu
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the answer may com in time
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Jun 30, 2014 09:26
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- Trash Trick
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Post your itts.
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Jun 30, 2014 09:32
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- Sergeant Handsome
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the answer may cum in time
FTFY
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Jun 30, 2014 10:35
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- Frank Horrigan
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convince her that semen acts as an anaesthetic.
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Jun 30, 2014 14:45
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Jun 30, 2014 14:49
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