Battleship Mafia!

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Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

!!!

J-7

# ? Jul 7, 2014 01:21

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 10:11

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Gonna be sending out role PMs now. A word of advice that flavour is linked to role so I would be cautious about what you reveal to others.

I'll start Day 1 when half the people have confirmed or when I get up in the morning, whichever comes first.

Have fun!

# ? Jul 7, 2014 05:33

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Always a bad idea to have flavour and role linked

# ? Jul 7, 2014 05:50

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

bowmore posted:

Always a bad idea to have flavour and role linked

depends on the game shut up and die blah blah blah

zzz

# ? Jul 7, 2014 05:52

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

bowmore posted:

Always a bad idea to have flavour and role linked

Too bad, so sad.

Roles sent!

# ? Jul 7, 2014 06:11

Your Personal Muse: Oct 5, 2010; what a cool dude

Confirming that me and prop are lovers (in game)

# ? Jul 7, 2014 06:11

Mr. Maltose: Feb 16, 2011; The Guffless Girlverine

Confirming that I hope this one lasts longer than the last newbie friendly game I was in. Also I got my role.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 06:27

Wol: Dec 15, 2012; See you in the
UNDERDARK

Confirmed that y'all wish you were as cool as me.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 06:35

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

Your Personal Muse posted:

Confirming that me and prop are lovers (in game)

Oh. Confirmed.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 06:43

King Burgundy: Sep 17, 2003; I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Confirming that I still don't understand this game.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 07:13

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

King Burgundy posted:

Confirming that I still don't understand this game.

you just yell at people until they start to act strange then you know who the scum are and kill them

simple

# ? Jul 7, 2014 07:49

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

Your Personal Muse posted:

Confirming that me and prop are lovers (in game)

Confirming that wind and I are lovers (not in game)

# ? Jul 7, 2014 07:49

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

Sandwolf posted:

Confirming that wind and I are lovers (not in game)

# ? Jul 7, 2014 08:03

Your Personal Muse: Oct 5, 2010; what a cool dude

Sandwolf posted:

Confirming that wind and I are lovers (not in game)

Listen buddy, I just wanted to make sure no one thought I slept my way to get where I got in game, ok! Geez

# ? Jul 7, 2014 08:08

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Sandwolf posted:

Confirming that wind and I are lovers (not in game)

Your Personal Muse posted:

Listen buddy, I just wanted to make sure no one thought I slept my way to get where I got in game, ok! Geez

But... You did. So did I.

love u skinty baby :bigtran:

# ? Jul 7, 2014 08:12

Your Personal Muse: Oct 5, 2010; what a cool dude

windshipper posted:

But... You did. So did I.

love u skinty baby :bigtran:

I didn't do it to get to the top though! Skinty has that sweet kickin rad accent

# ? Jul 7, 2014 08:22

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Also I suppose I should say confirmed, as well.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 08:22

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Confirmed that Mondays after three day weekends are very painful.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 11:44

Disco Spider: Oct 31, 2012

Ready to go!

# ? Jul 7, 2014 13:06

Byers2142: May 5, 2011; Imagine I said something deep here...

Confirming that no one loves me.

Fair warning, my mom went in the hospital again last night, she looks to be released today but that means I won't be posting much until she's out. Really crap timing all around, sorry, y'all.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 14:48

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Confirming that I will die lonely and unloved

# ? Jul 7, 2014 15:13

Fast Luck: Feb 2, 1988

IcePhoenix posted:

Confirming that I will die lonely and unloved

quote:

Today we had sex ed because reasons and my sex ed teacher was like �You�re all gonna have sexual intercourse one day.� and I just busted out laughing

and then he said "Because eventually you�re all gonna kiss the opposite gender" and I doN�T THINK I�VE EVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE LIKE I WAS DYING

# ? Jul 7, 2014 15:15

Fast Luck: Feb 2, 1988

that's not a shot at ice btw just a funny virgin post from somewhere

# ? Jul 7, 2014 15:29

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Hmm didn't get my PM cause my box was full, but it said that Asiina tried to send me one. I haven't gotten any PM notifications from other people trying to message me so I'm going to assume I'm town.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 15:40

Skinty McEdger: Mar 9, 2008; I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Your Personal Muse posted:

I didn't do it to get to the top though! Skinty has that sweet kickin rad accent

That accent which makes even "confirmed" sound like the sweetest sweet nothing you have ever heard.

See for yourself.

Confirmed

# ? Jul 7, 2014 15:44

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I got my role, let's all do a mass-claim so we can win this on Day 1

# ? Jul 7, 2014 15:45

Fast Luck: Feb 2, 1988

Dhaes posted:

Hmm didn't get my PM cause my box was full, but it said that Asiina tried to send me one. I haven't gotten any PM notifications from other people trying to message me so I'm going to assume I'm town.

I'm betting we're all town. It's how Asiina is emulating the futility of Battleship from BYOB Survivor

# ? Jul 7, 2014 15:46

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Fast Luck posted:

that's not a shot at ice btw just a funny virgin post from somewhere

looks like tumblr, that's the only place I've seen people transITION TO CAPS IN THE MIDDLE OF A WORD

# ? Jul 7, 2014 15:47

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

quote:

The fleet had been at sea for a little over a week. Everything had been running smoothly. Even the weather had been cooperating with them, with nothing but a few clouds to speak of. The sailors grew comfortable, falling into old rhythms, chatting about movies and food and their girlfriends back home. It wasn't until hours after sunrise before someone noticed that a ship was missing.

How could a ship have just disappeared in the night?

quote:

"Battleship? Are you kidding me?" The Lurf tribe complained.

"No, no, it'll be fun! I promise." The exasperated mod told them, not really believing it herself but trying to keep on a brave face. "Okay guys, here are your pieces to place."

"Wait, what the hell is this?" Said one of the Lurfs.

The mod hesitated. "It's a sub...it's only one square."

"This is so stupid! How are we supposed to use any sort of strategy if there's one square subs in here? Did anyone even think about this at all? Who would be stupid enough to use these rules?"

However the challenge must go on, so the Lurfs started guessing randomly to find the other tribe's ships.

"Hey look guys, you got a destroyer! Good job!" The mod cheered.

But the Lurfs realized that finding the big ships won't help at all, they needed to save those until the end. Instead they needed to find those one-square subs as fast as possible so they could actually use a strategy and they wouldn't be stuck there for 3 hours for it to all come down to luck. There's no way that could happen, right?

Poque, USS Russell (destroyer), Town-aligned Vanilla, was torpedoed N0

It is now Day 1

Asiina fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Jul 11, 2014

# ? Jul 7, 2014 15:48

votefinder: Jul 6, 2010; scoop scoop

Votecount for Day 1

Not Voting (18): bowmore, Byers2142, CapnAndy, Dhaes, Disco Spider, Fast Luck, IcePhoenix, King Burgundy, Mr. Maltose, mr.capps, Propaganda Machine, Sandwolf, Silly Burrito, Skinty McEdger, Tremendous Taste, windshipper, Wolery, Your Personal Muse

With 18 alive, it's 10 votes to lynch. The current deadline is July 10^th, 2014 at 10 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 3 days, 11 hours.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 15:49

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

##vote windshipper

YOU HAD THIS COMING.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 16:19

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

In keeping with the BYOB tradition I'm pretty sure we have to ##vote Byers2142 because he's at the hospital for someone else and can't defend himself.

(did I do the voting thing right I've never done this before)

# ? Jul 7, 2014 16:36

Your Personal Muse: Oct 5, 2010; what a cool dude

Your Personal Muse posted:

Nah I remember Battleship. I only game I remember you guys winning is Rock, Paper, Scissors which is based on luck, unlike the totally luckless game of Battleship.

One square subs are totally based on skill, poor flavor, voted 1, please Modkill tia

# ? Jul 7, 2014 17:01

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

Do I have to feign anger even though I was voted out centuries before it occurred?

# ? Jul 7, 2014 17:10

Fast Luck: Feb 2, 1988

I just realized the Korean show Crime Scene is kind of like Mafia. Discuss

# ? Jul 7, 2014 17:43

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

toot toot I'm a tugboat

##vote fast luck voted for you a week ago, might as well do it again!

# ? Jul 7, 2014 17:52

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

CapnAndy posted:

##vote windshipper

YOU HAD THIS COMING.

CapnAndy confirmed good guy because he is Davos who is gets his ships blown up and not the guy blowing up ships.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 18:19

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Asiina posted:

Poque, USS Russell (destroyer), Town-aligned Vanilla, was torpedoed N0

It is now Day 1

my first flavor death, I'm so flattered :blush:

# ? Jul 7, 2014 18:37

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

hello I am a boat

# ? Jul 7, 2014 19:37

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 10:11

Skinty McEdger: Mar 9, 2008; I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Your Personal Muse posted:

One square subs are totally based on skill, poor flavor, voted 1, please Modkill tia

Skill and accumulated team sex appeal. I am saddened but not surprised by this gross mischaracterisation.

Saddened but not surprised.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 20:04

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