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Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


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LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Maoist Pussy posted:

aint is actually a proper and useful word if you consider it is a contraction for "am not"

amn't sounds cooler though

e.g., "i'm gay, amn't i?"

Nebulon Gate
Feb 23, 2013
Col'Killa

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
ACTUALLY contractions are a closed class linguistic group and that takes hundreds of years for new ones to be accepted so that's why xhey're sounds so ridiculous to us instead of xhey are

Slurin
Jul 17, 2008
I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.
hand b'ze

Slurin
Jul 17, 2008
I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.

The Saurus posted:

ACTUALLY contractions are a closed class linguistic group and that takes hundreds of years for new ones to be accepted so that's why xhey're sounds so ridiculous to us instead of xhey are

yes but are you gay

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

The Saurus posted:

closed class linguistic group

Close'rear end 'stic'up

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
ae;i'ou

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Tran't

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
finna

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

JerryLee posted:

I wish your mom had never had contractions, OP

Jokes on you they sliced me free from the body

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Jokes on you they sliced me free from the body

Were you dead and gay from birth?

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Jokes on you they sliced me free from the body

Caesar'n'gga

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Nathilus posted:

That's not a contraction it's an acronym. Idiot.
Well, I wouldn't sit on it either way. You might start leaking letters.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
idiotb'tch

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


murd'r you'r'famil

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
"Not". Short for "no it".

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Jul 22, 2014

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Soulcleaver
Sep 25, 2007

Murderer
Cun't

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

pen'ina

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

pen'gina?

Soulcleaver
Sep 25, 2007

Murderer
Pin'gas

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
t'l'd'r''

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
Contrac'n

Jees'F'king Christ on a p'go stick riding a bicyc'.

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Nois.

It's short for "Not's no is"

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
THEY ARE NOT

=

They aren't

OR

They're not

?????

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Absalom Baird posted:

THEY ARE NOT

=

They aren't

OR

They're not

?????

there not

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Absalom Baird posted:

THEY ARE NOT

=

They aren't

OR

They're not

?????

they'rn't

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
n'actions

new contractions

Box of Trial
Sep 4, 2003

TONKA HYAH

Nathilus posted:

That's not a contraction it's an acronym. Idiot.

it's an initialization not an acronym, doofus

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
m'p

its a contraction of "much like your'e posting" mlyp

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013
Shameonanigg'whoshatinheownmouth

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
De'erfield

short for "Danaerys Targaerien making GBS threads herself to death in a field"

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
"Where did he go?" " I do not know. He just Houdini'd."

lDDQD
Apr 16, 2006
get's = get us

eg: get's some pizza

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
n'@. (may betray one to be a yinzer)

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Subliminal Sauce posted:

n'@. (may betray one to be a yinzer)
Why are you pushing a rock at that nymph?

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Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


lDDQD posted:

get's = get us

eg: get's some pizza

It's good paired with ima

Ima get's some pizza
Hook's up w/ some money for the pizza please and thank you sir

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