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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:"If a lion could speak, we would not understand him" - Ludwig Wittgenstein  iron / like a lion / in zion
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oblique posted:if you can switch languages at will then how is only knowing one at a time at all relevant The answer is talk to animals so you can advance our stupid civilization by decades by communicating with octopus and dolphins. Especially dolphins cause if we can't even wrap our heads around the communication barrier for a water dwelling mammal and humans we're totally hosed when it comes to aliens.
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Aug 7, 2014 15:33
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I can already talk to animals, pretty ez imo. Never heard em say anything back tho :/ Lol haha
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Aug 7, 2014 15:37
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yeah ill pick animals and go crazy from smelling and understanding fifty billion chemical trails and markers all at once, sure
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Aug 7, 2014 15:39
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Effectronica posted:yeah ill pick animals and go crazy from smelling and understanding fifty billion chemical trails and markers all at once, sure you could literally smell autism and cancer in people with a dog nose, which sounds epic
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Aug 7, 2014 15:41
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Effectronica posted:yeah ill pick animals and go crazy from smelling and understanding fifty billion chemical trails and markers all at once, sure I think the power comes with the assumption that you would be able to handle it. Also, the assumption you would be a vegetarian because otherwise that would be really awkward.
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Aug 7, 2014 15:42
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yeah thats it let me talk to animals and i'll go to all the farms and be like "lol guessw hat bitch were gonna turn you into food haha lol " and ruin the surprise for them
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Aug 7, 2014 15:44
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I think the power comes with the assumption that you would be able to handle it. Also, the assumption you would be a vegetarian because otherwise that would be really awkward. i think that it's funnier to imagine someone making a wish on the monkey's paw, the third finger folding over, and then suddenly being bombarded with seventy different ways of saying "this is my/our territory" and then a steer comes up and moos about how eagerly they await the slaughterhouse, for it grants them purpose in life
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Aug 7, 2014 15:44
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I think the power comes with the assumption that you would be able to handle it. Also, the assumption you would be a vegetarian because otherwise that would be really awkward. I'd eat a chicken leg while staring down a hen.
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Aug 7, 2014 15:45
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I want to be able to speak only in dead languages like Latin or perhaps English
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Aug 7, 2014 15:48
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THE PENETRATOR posted:I want to be able to speak only in dad languages
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Aug 7, 2014 15:49
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alien languages and then like broadcast messages into space saying "help im stranded on this gay rear end planet please  us"
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Aug 7, 2014 15:55
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avatarinwin posted:alien languages and then like broadcast messages into space saying "help im stranded on this gay rear end planet please
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Aug 7, 2014 15:56
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if i could speak to animals i would use it to fix horse races e: maybe dog races would be easier to fix
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Aug 7, 2014 16:17
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it would be pretty sweet to be able to order a carne asada burrito without resorting to yelling, op.
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Aug 7, 2014 18:15
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Oberleutnant posted:what the gently caress has an animal got to say that'd be useful to me? animals are loving retarded. good luck considering the smartest of animals has the intellectual capacity of a 4 year old maybe if it was some kind of hivemind thing instead of being able to speak chipmunk
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