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turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
zero stones, zero crates

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
shove a multipass straight right up ur arse.

j/k i :love: The FIfth Element





u fink u hard Percy
Sep 14, 2007

FuhrerHat posted:

you just couldnt find good help in egypt those days



I'll take the job.

rootphreak
May 16, 2008

HO HO HO
SPREAD EM FOR SANTA
NOT ENOUGH TITTY.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg.

If only Jamie Dimon was 10% as cool I'd sign up for the tea party.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



rootphreak posted:

NOT ENOUGH TITTY.

its true she doesnt have much titty

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Business Gorillas posted:

its true she doesnt have much titty

Just cute waifu material.

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
Can someone make a gif of Lelu going through all the pictures on the computer and when she finds WAR it is instead a picture of melted corn on butter.

Because that's a tear-jerker experience, sweet savory butter on corn.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Fifth Element Problem #1: there are parts of the movie that isn't gary oldman talking down to people while pressing buttons on his fancy desk or ruby rhod

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Wicker Man posted:

This doesn't seem right. I saw it not long ago, and the one that got cloned had their severed hand from a downed ship taken to make her. I think the hand was still holding onto one of the gear shifts or something in the crash.

She was wearing a space suit, she wasn't "encased in a statue for 10k years" or something weird like that... part of her hand survived the crash and they cloned from it. And the hand is holding one of the handles of the case that contained the stones. Later you can see the case missing a handle.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

So did anyone get to gently caress that opera singer alien chick or what?

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
remember that gun the bad guy had. cool gun

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


my Fifth Element problem is there are lots of loving retards in this thread who don't recognize The Fifth Element as one of the greatest films of all time

TryAgainBragg
May 5, 2014
Not enough Ruby Rodd








OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
they killed Tricky :(

naem
May 29, 2011


A THOSAMD TIMES YES!!!!!!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




:eyepop:

TryAgainBragg
May 5, 2014
Would

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
The only problem with the Fifth Element is that it wasn't 3+ hours long.

naem
May 29, 2011


Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Seizure Robot posted:

my Fifth Element problem is there are lots of loving retards in this thread who don't recognize The Fifth Element as one of the greatest films of all time
One of?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Wicker Man posted:

The alien disguised as a stripper with fishnet panties had a way hotter rear end.

Naturally, only gets like 3 seconds of screen time.

i dont recall this

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Seizure Robot posted:

my Fifth Element problem is there are lots of loving retards in this thread who don't recognize The Fifth Element as one of the greatest films of all time

Are you very disappointed?

You are a nerd
Apr 9, 2003

See?
Was that machine at the beginning for cloning or was it an all-purpose hospital machine? Either way, if that thing was real, people would start making some really disturbing horror movies.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

The Fifth Element

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syHMSuJ77HI

Ah Map
Oct 9, 2012
The key to understanding the greatest movie of all time The Fifth Element, starring the actress Milla Jojovovovich as the perfect being LaLa is in the scene where Zorg is on the phone to a gigantic cosmic ball of evil and starts bleeding down his forehead.I forget what that scene means to be honest but its really profound whatever it is.

Silver Gadget
Apr 17, 2006

i wanna talk about chris tucker

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Green? How green?

Papa Daedalus
Aug 11, 2014
AZIZ!

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
never without my permission

Stalins Moustache
Dec 31, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~
multipass

Stalins Moustache
Dec 31, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~

TryAgainBragg posted:

Not enough Ruby Rodd








best loving character ever made

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Frostwerks posted:

i dont recall this

I think he means the shaved-headed lady that's accompanying the dude who is the third Corbin Dallas impersonator to try claiming the Fhloston Paradise tickets. They're both shape shifting aliens and get in a firefight in the terminal. She is indeed very attractive.

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat

TryAgainBragg posted:

Not enough Ruby Rodd

it's actually spelled ruby rhod which is just that much funnier somehow

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat

Business Gorillas posted:

its true she doesnt have much titty

not every titty has to be big - and she has some very good titty.

Hesh Ballantine
Feb 13, 2012

AHH FUGH posted:

never without my permission

ekto gamat

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

bennyfactor
Nov 21, 2008
The Chinese food truck guy was pretty good, too.

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Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
AZIZ! LIGHT!

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