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Piso Mojado

The Green Calx posted:

cider? you have already failed the date.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:18

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 19:25

FluffieDuckie

she's in the bathroom posting about her date

# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:20

emmie

FluffieDuckie posted:

she's in the bathroom posting about her date

on fyad

# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:21

FluffieDuckie

emmie posted:

on fyad

# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:23

Piso Mojado

emmie posted:

on fyad

Run.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:23

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

emmie posted:

on fyad

# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:24

nvm no cake

gross dude's date: look at this fag drinking cider, im gonna beecock this retard irl

# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:25

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

here's a cool date for you: 4/20/89

# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:27

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

Hrrrm. She is really not that fun to talk to. I keep on trying to spur conversation, but she has little to no input. It's not awkward, but it's really not fun, like, I'm not getting any insight into her personality from this. Maybe she is just boring.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:41

FluffieDuckie

Gross Dude posted:

Hrrrm. She is really not that fun to talk to. I keep on trying to spur conversation, but she has little to no input. It's not awkward, but it's really not fun, like, I'm not getting any insight into her personality from this. Maybe she is just boring.

more alcohol stat

# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:42

nvm no cake

is she playing with her phone a lot?

# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:42

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

nothin wrong with boring. you can marry a boring person and have a decent life IMO.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:42

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The Green Calx posted:

is she playing with her phone a lot?

lol

# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:43

emmie

shes boring? thats funny because her fyad thread is much better than this one

# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:50

Piso Mojado

Serious op - how many different pokemon have you named since the date started?

# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:56

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

Well, after a few more attempts to start some kind of talk, she aid she has to get home. Gonna go finish my drink at the bar.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:04

FluffieDuckie

Gross Dude posted:

Well, after a few more attempts to start some kind of talk, she aid she has to get home. Gonna go finish my drink at the bar.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:06

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

ATCG posted:

Serious op - how many different pokemon have you named since the date started?

There were these polyamorous girls that I had a date with, they were obsessed with Pok�mon. They gave me a jigglypuff necklace when I went back to their place. They would not stop talking about Pok�mon and i hated it. I haven't played Pok�mon since highschool.

There's this Bachelorette party that wants me to help them finish some checklist or something.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:07

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Gross Dude posted:

Well, after a few more attempts to start some kind of talk, she aid she has to get home. Gonna go finish my drink at the bar.

welp

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:09

FluffieDuckie

Gross Dude posted:

There were these polyamorous girls that I had a date with, they were obsessed with Pok�mon. They gave me a jigglypuff necklace when I went back to their place. They would not stop talking about Pok�mon and i hated it. I haven't played Pok�mon since highschool.

There's this Bachelorette party that wants me to help them finish some checklist or something.

so you lost the girl but picked up a bachelorette party?

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:09

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Gross Dude posted:

There were these polyamorous girls that I had a date with, they were obsessed with Pok�mon. They gave me a jigglypuff necklace when I went back to their place. They would not stop talking about Pok�mon and i hated it. I haven't played Pok�mon since highschool.

There's this Bachelorette party that wants me to help them finish some checklist or something.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:10

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

One of the items on the list is getting some guy's underpants, so I'm in the bathroom removing my boxers, haha, I don't really know how to feel, but they want to give me free drinks, so yeah.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:14

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

sorry it didn't go so well but it sounds like the evening might be salvaged :eyepop:

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:21

emmie

this loving thread

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:25

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

oh gosh

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:34

tradjik

Ape Fist posted:

Tell her about Maoism, third worldism.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:37

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

oh gosh

hope you like plaid laaaadies *snaps boxers across the room like a rubber band*

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:40

FluffieDuckie

i really don't know what to think here

generally if you're taking off your underwear in a public place on a first date you at least can't say the date was boring.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:42

I Dunno

this is an exciting turn of events. eagerly awaiting updates

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:48

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

I Dunno posted:

this is an exciting turn of events. eagerly awaiting updates

they're probably all sitting around giggling at a bunch of penis-shaped novelties

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:49

nvm no cake

don't bring cider to the bachelorette party, learn from your mistakes

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:50

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

should have brought a six pack of cider with him so he could just slip the boxers around it

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:52

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

There's some cider at some bar here that is 7.0abv. Don't knock cider.

Also I loving love gross dude threads

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:53

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

Qwerinty posted:

There's some cider at some bar here that is 7.0abv. Don't knock cider.

Also I loving love gross dude threads

i like cider personally but i guess it might not be impressive if you judge dudes on their booze choices

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:55

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

These girls are awesome and they want to hit several more bats before they close and they want me too come with them and this one is like pseudo cuddling wuth me at the bar and she's cute and this is awesome andi got her number.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:57

nvm no cake

this is it, gross dude. this is your chance. you are closer than you have ever been before. DON'T gently caress this up!

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:58

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

Gross Dude posted:

These girls are awesome and they want to hit several more bats before they close and they want me too come with them and this one is like pseudo cuddling wuth me at the bar and she's cute and this is awesome andi got her number.

you're about to ruin some lady's future marriage aren't you

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:59

City of Glompton

Gross Dude posted:

These girls are awesome and they want to hit several more bats before they close and they want me too come with them and this one is like pseudo cuddling wuth me at the bar and she's cute and this is awesome andi got her number.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 06:00

owl milk

make sure yuo dont drive drunk!!

# ? Sep 2, 2014 06:01

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 19:25

FluffieDuckie

i'm going to go ahead and say this is not what i expected of a yobber date liveposting

# ? Sep 2, 2014 06:02

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