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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


WD-40 posted:

aaaaaaaaa I can't stop doxxing myself

you got the dox pox

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City of Glompton

Security Drone posted:

It's best you never let yourself find out who you are. yobbers privvy to their own personal details face a far greater risk to themselves, historically the #1 cause of death among yobbers

Lil Cunty


Vynar posted:

If everyone makes a thread about ordering pizza and having a goon delivery boy then they won't know who among us is Spartacus.

yeah everybody do this

Post threads about pizza safety and meeting CT goons hurry it's my only hope

google THIS

I'm on it

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


WD-40 posted:

yeah everybody do this

Post threads about pizza safety and meeting CT goons hurry it's my only hope

done

FluffieDuckie

Security Drone posted:

It's best you never let yourself find out who you are. yobbers privvy to their own personal details face a far greater risk to themselves, historically the #1 cause of death among yobbers

Lil Cunty


whoa thanks dudes

my secret is safe





and now I know who my real friends are around here

Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


oh shi theres a pizza thread in gbs RIGHT NOW. So far they're just talking about their favorite toppings though *fingers crossed*

Lil Cunty


Kimmalah posted:

oh shi theres a pizza thread in gbs RIGHT NOW. So far they're just talking about their favorite toppings though *fingers crossed*

oh man

oh jeez

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
close thread let it die dont gas they will see

Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


WD-40 posted:

oh man

oh jeez

i think you'll be ok, they can talk about food forever

ron color

Vynar posted:

If everyone makes a thread about ordering pizza and having a goon delivery boy then they won't know who among us is Spartacus.

quoting this again since it is good and right

Highly Unnecessary

how do you explain goatse to customers?

Lil Cunty


Highly Unnecessary posted:

how do you explain goatse to customers?

how could i?

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
physical demonstration

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
Oh poo poo, just saw this thread in the gibbis:

quote:

Hey GBS, I just bought a pizza from a SJW BYOB poster, AMA

:ohdear:

It's already 30 pages...

Lil Cunty


Luvcow posted:

Oh poo poo, just saw this thread in the gibbis:


:ohdear:

It's already 30 pages...

:supaburn:

Diqnol

Ah, I am le doxxed! :razz:

I Dunno

you may have doxxed yourself op, but not before i doxxed you myself! haha!

j883376


Linux Toddler!

WD-40 posted:

i'm at work posting on byob like i always do, just checking up on my pizza safety thread no problemo, and some customers came in and they were looking at shirts and stuff and then they left and then they came back and were like "this may sound weird but are you posting in byob on the something awful forums?"

turns out they are gbs goons from connecticut and now my secret identity has been compromised

you guys no joke this really just happened what do i do now?

Did they at least buy a shirt???

Lil Cunty


j883376 posted:

Did they at least buy a shirt???

I don't even remember it's all a blur they might have robbed the whole store for all I know

All I remember is them being really nice

Highly Unnecessary

its funny they left and then came back as if one of them had a sudden revelation "wait a second... ive seen those chill colours before!!!!"

j883376


Linux Toddler!

WD-40 posted:

I don't even remember it's all a blur they might have robbed the whole store for all I know

All I remember is them being really nice

Their fedoras probably sent you into a comatose state before you knew what was happening

Lil Cunty


that's exactly what I thought

i momentarily cursed the soothing blues and lavenders
before I regained my chillness

cuntman.net

guys im scared they can see us but we cant see them they could show up anywhere and any time and we would never know

Lil Cunty


j883376 posted:

Their fedoras probably sent you into a comatose state before you knew what was happening

They were surprisingly fedora-free
That's why my guard was down
One was even a girl

Senior Management



WD-40 posted:

They were surprisingly fedora-free
That's why my guard was down
One was even a girl

if they doxx you you can counter doxx them. Mutually assured something.

Senior Management



I mean me see my thread I was the doxxed person

Lil Cunty


Vynar posted:

if they doxx you you can counter doxx them. Mutually assured something.

that's my secret plan

mutually assured everlasting shame

Senior Management



WD-40 posted:

that's my secret plan

mutually assured everlasting shame

WD-40 is ashamed of us :(

Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


WD-40 posted:

that's my secret plan

mutually assured everlasting shame

i think you're safe, it looks like it's business as usual in gibbis. talking about doobie

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Vynar posted:

WD-40 is ashamed of us :(

aren't you? we're all shameful down here

Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Vynar posted:

WD-40 is ashamed of us :(

does anyone share byob with their real life friends? or even have a real life? because i sure don't.

cruft

I am very confused by this.

But I want to assure everybody that I had no part in it and that I am totally not cyberstalking Rebecca WD-40.

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Kimmalah posted:

does anyone share byob with their real life friends? or even have a real life? because i sure don't.

I've met two cool yobbers. Live. In person. We did it. It was everything special in this world, and I would marry them and not just because I'm a gold digger or anything.

Lil Cunty


Kimmalah posted:

does anyone share byob with their real life friends? or even have a real life? because i sure don't.

i don't even share it with my husband

whenever he looks over my shoulder to see what i'm up to i freak out and click over to to the airplane porn i keep open in another tab for just this reason

Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


cruft posted:

I am very confused by this.

But I want to assure everybody that I had no part in it and that I am totally not cyberstalking Rebecca WD-40.

did you at least smell her hair before you left the shop?

cruft

Kimmalah posted:

did you at least smell her hair before you left the shop?

No.

And even if I did, it didn't smell like strawberries.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


WD-40 posted:

i don't even share it with my husband

whenever he looks over my shoulder to see what i'm up to i freak out and click over to to the airplane porn i keep open in another tab for just this reason

same, but wife and dinosaurs loving cars

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Pizzatime

they couldn't have possibly seen which one of the dumb idiots you were can they

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