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Sep 17, 2014 05:38
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- Adbot
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Jun 12, 2024 18:22
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- tinkerttoy
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by XyloJW
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hahaha this crashed my browser
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Sep 17, 2014 05:51
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- cuntman.net
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my town is under control of the mob. they run amok killing people and the police cant stop them. all this because some kids were flipping coins under stairs
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Sep 17, 2014 06:06
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- cuntman.net
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we tried to cut off their income by taking the money before they could but it failed when they revfealed their secret weapon: a magnet on a stick
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Sep 17, 2014 06:07
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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I live in a small one-story town with no stairs and we are all hopelessly hosed with no chance of changing our economic bracket.
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Sep 17, 2014 06:11
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- December Octopodes
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Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
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we hired a magician to make it look like a flip, but he just stole our coins anyways
he ran covering his face with a cape and laughing maniacally
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Sep 17, 2014 06:50
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- DinosaurDavid
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Froody
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superbowl ref: heads or tails call it in the air [flips coin]
apt gangbang: [at top of some stairs] heh heh heh [yoink!]
superbowl ref: [anime style sweat droplet] aaaaieee????????
I hope there's some contingency in case this happens.
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Sep 17, 2014 06:56
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- DinosaurDavid
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Froody
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"Kevin Harlan here with Boomer Esasion in Arizona for the super bowl, and boy dally do we have a hell of a game going on. There's still 60 minutes left in regulation, as the coin toss has not been completed. Officials have attempted to flip coins for a full hour to little avail. Senior official Ed hochuluis has broken down in tears an curled into a fetal position."
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Sep 17, 2014 07:01
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- Peanut and the Gang
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by exmarx
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The first floor is barren and falling apart, foundation crumbling. The second floor is lush and beautiful and full of priceless vases.
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Oct 14, 2014 16:27
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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it was easy money, and i kept coming back for more. take, take, take. that is all my life had become. but there are only so many teenagers, and only so many coins.
when the well dries up, and you start looking for other stairs, you know you have a problem.
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Oct 14, 2014 19:40
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- google THIS
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Salvatore Maroni: Look, if I tell you, will you let me go?
Two-Face: Can't hurt your chances.
Salvatore Maroni: It was Ramirez.
[Two-Face pulls the coin out and cocks his gun]
Salvatore Maroni: [panicking] But you said...
Two-Face: I said it couldn't hurt your chances.
[flips coin; coin gets stolen midflip]
Two-Face: Well, now what the gently caress?
Salvatore Maroni: [shrugs]
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Oct 14, 2014 20:04
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- Adbot
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- Pedantra
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by Lowtax
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hehe
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