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Somberbrero: Feb 14, 2009; ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do.

# ? Sep 24, 2014 21:16

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 07:45

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

##unvote

Okay, -2 is close enough for a jokevote. Jesus, I forgot how quick they stack up in these small games.

# ? Sep 24, 2014 21:18

Somberbrero: Feb 14, 2009; ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

Poison Mushroom posted:

##unvote

Okay, -2 is close enough for a jokevote. Jesus, I forgot how quick they stack up in these small games.

Oh, that one of you would shut the temple doors, so that you would not light useless fires on my altar! I am not pleased with you, and I will accept no offering from your hands.

Let he who is without sin cast the first vote.

##vote Poison Mushroom

# ? Sep 24, 2014 21:23

death cob for cutie: Dec 30, 2006; dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4

Magnus Gallant posted:

Wait so you're saying you're a nazi?

A bearded man should be a man of scholarship, integrity and Godliness. You are none of these things.

##vote Magnus Gallant

# ? Sep 24, 2014 21:26

Magnus Gallant: Mar 9, 2010; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

Epsilon Plus posted:

A bearded man should be a man of scholarship, integrity and Godliness. You are none of these things.

##vote Magnus Gallant

Last I checked there is no nazirite, only naziwrong

# ? Sep 24, 2014 21:28

Somberbrero: Feb 14, 2009; ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

Epsilon Plus posted:

A bearded man should be a man of scholarship, integrity and Godliness. You are none of these things.

##vote Magnus Gallant

To each of you who vote Magnus, I say unto thee that you are like my brother.

# ? Sep 24, 2014 21:29

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Magnus Gallant posted:

Last I checked there is no nazirite, only naziwrong

Brilliant.

# ? Sep 24, 2014 21:51

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Somberbrero posted:

Oh, that one of you would shut the temple doors, so that you would not light useless fires on my altar! I am not pleased with you, and I will accept no offering from your hands.

Let he who is without sin cast the first vote.

##vote Poison Mushroom

Somberbrero posted:

To each of you who vote Magnus, I say unto thee that you are like my brother.

So PM and Magnus are scum?

# ? Sep 24, 2014 23:43

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Looky who's all afraid of their vote looking bad in a forced manner. PM I don't want to vote you since you've been gone so long, sell out your partner and live another day

# ? Sep 25, 2014 01:08

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Opopanax posted:

Looky who's all afraid of their vote looking bad in a forced manner. PM I don't want to vote you since you've been gone so long, sell out your partner and live another day

Looky who's all eager to force a case on someone for not wanting the scum to turbo on a jokevote. Assuming neither scum were in on the jokevotes on Somberbrero, all it would take would be one more and then a scum could hammer him.

Unless you think we should have let that happen?

# ? Sep 25, 2014 02:20

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Poison Mushroom posted:

Looky who's all eager to force a case on someone for not wanting the scum to turbo on a jokevote. Assuming neither scum were in on the jokevotes on Somberbrero, all it would take would be one more and then a scum could hammer him.

Unless you think we should have let that happen?

Seems like a good way to catch a scum

# ? Sep 25, 2014 03:37

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Opopanax posted:

Seems like a good way to catch a scum

By letting a turbo happen on a town? Why didn't you add to the dog pile if you feel that way?

# ? Sep 25, 2014 03:40

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Why are you sure he's town?

# ? Sep 25, 2014 03:47

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Opopanax posted:

Why are you sure he's town?

I'm not, but your theory requires he be town.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:04

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Opop, let me ask you a question: If I hadn't unvoted until -1, would that make me less scummy, or more, and why?

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:06

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Hmm, good point. Ok then

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:07

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Poison Mushroom posted:

Opop, let me ask you a question: If I hadn't unvoted until -1, would that make me less scummy, or more, and why?

Depends on my mood at the time

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:07

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Opopanax posted:

Depends on my mood at the time

Well, at least you're honest about it.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:08

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

If there's one thing I'm known for it's always being honest

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:14

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Opopanax posted:

If there's one thing I'm known for it's always being honest

Are you scum in this game?

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:16

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

I'm scum, and I'm not a great liar.

{Narrator} Both of those things he just said were lies

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:19

votefinder: Jul 6, 2010; scoop scoop

Votecount for Day 1

Somberbrero (2): fiery_valkyrie, Poison Mushroom, Magnus Gallant, ~~Poison Mushroom~~

Magnus Gallant (1): Epsilon Plus

Poison Mushroom (1): Somberbrero

Not Voting (5): CapitalistPig, Mills, Opopanax, Poison Mushroom, Tremendous Taste

With 9 alive, it's 5 votes to lynch. There is currently no deadline set.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:47

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Votecount for Day 1

Somberbrero (2): fiery_valkyrie, Poison Mushroom, Magnus Gallant, ~~Poison Mushroom~~

Magnus Gallant (1): Epsilon Plus

Poison Mushroom (1): Somberbrero

Not Voting (5): CapitalistPig, Mills, Opopanax, Poison Mushroom, Tremendous Taste

With 9 alive, it's 5 votes to lynch. The current deadline is September 25^th, 2014 at 8 p.m. CDT -- that's in about 21 hours, 10 minutes.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:49

Somberbrero: Feb 14, 2009; ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

fiery_valkyrie posted:

So PM and Magnus are scum?

I thought so, but I feel better about PM now. I am probably going to vote the player with the fewest posts at this rate.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:50

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

I've been spending the last day trying to think of a good beard joke but I have decided there are none.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:53

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Wrong again

Hal Incandenza posted:

I was coming here to make a joke about Yuming needing to be in this game because she is Mills' beard, but you basically beat me to the joke.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:56

death cob for cutie: Dec 30, 2006; dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4

Mills posted:

I've been spending the last day trying to think of a good beard joke but I have decided there are none.

The joke is your pubescent scruff. Get out.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 05:03

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Somberbrero posted:

I thought so, but I feel better about PM now. I am probably going to vote the player with the fewest posts at this rate.

So CPig or TT? Neither have posted since confirming. Did I miss anyone?

# ? Sep 25, 2014 05:09

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

If there was ever a player I'd policy-lynch, it's Diqnol/AFP. But if there was a second one, it might be Tremendous Taste.

I still don't like the idea of a D1 lurker-lynch, though.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 05:12

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Epsilon Plus posted:

The joke is your pubescent scruff. Get out.

In other news, I really like the new guy.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 05:13

Somberbrero: Feb 14, 2009; ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

Poison Mushroom posted:

If there was ever a player I'd policy-lynch, it's Diqnol/AFP. But if there was a second one, it might be Tremendous Taste.

I still don't like the idea of a D1 lurker-lynch, though.

There are some legit reasons to avoid a lurker lynch day one, but I've come around on it. Lurking is anti-town whether you're scum or town.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 05:26

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Poison Mushroom posted:

If there was ever a player I'd policy-lynch, it's Diqnol/AFP. But if there was a second one, it might be Tremendous Taste.

I still don't like the idea of a D1 lurker-lynch, though.

It's ok, I'll post for TT.

[TT]
Let's no lynch
[/TT]

# ? Sep 25, 2014 05:28

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

It's me, not mislynching day one and instead walking hand in hand to d5 glory with that doc and/or cop that would have died

# ? Sep 25, 2014 07:27

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

My plan was just to lynch scum D1 and D2 for the win. None of this dragging stuff out to D5.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 07:36