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list of ftw game and wtaches:
ball - a simple classic. the first game and watch, and the first appearance of the character that would later be known as Mr. Game & Watch.
flagman - it's basically simon but theres a man with flags. i haven't played the original much, but as a child i spent a lot of car time playing the remade version in wario land 2, Flagman D.D
vermin - whack the moles. whack em!! they get real fast. fast moles.
fire - a bunch of people are jumping out a burning bulding (9/11.... lmao!) and you're two ambulance workers holding a stretcher. you gotta bounce them from the building to the ambulance with the stretcher, because that's totally safer and they wont die from being launched a dozen feet in the air and landing on the roof of an ambulance... noice thinking, guys...
helmet - there was a fifth horsman of the apocolypse and he is raining down tools non-stop from the sky. we're talking hammers, wrenches, heavy poo poo. you and your infinite supply of friends need to run across your yard to the shed or whatever that other building is for some reason, and you DON'T want to get bonked on the head by the tools. ouchie
parachute - a bunch of idiots are jumpin out of a helicopter into a shark pit, and you are the little man in the little boat trying to catch them before they die like they deserve to
octopus - oc. to. pus. this game loving pwns. you're three divers trying to get the treasure but theres a big rear end OCTOPUS that doesnt want you to. all his octo arms extend to try and grab you as you jump out of the boat, get the treasure, and get back to the boat. if he grabs you..... youre loving dead. he strangles u and you drown. you're hosed.
chef - ayyy i makea da pizza actually there's no pizza here, sadly. youre the windows 95 of chefs and you need to multitask by flipping three foods in the air at the same time with your frying pan. theres a shithead cat with a fork that likes to grab the food and hold it for a bit before letting it go, someone call the health inspector
oil panic - OIL PANIICCCCC!!!!!! this things got TWo screens, like the nintendo ds line of products excepts its from the 80s! whoa. the top screen is zoomed in on you, on the top floor of a multi-story gas station (??????) and theres oil leaking from the ceiling. you have a bucket in each hand and need to catch the drops of oil, each bucket can hold 3 drops. oil hits the ground? youre burned alive. bucket overflows? you're BURNED ALIVE. either situation sounds bad so what can you do? throw that poo poo out the window dude. you have windows on either side of the screen + a friend who is moving across the gas station on the bottom screen. throw the oil to the friend and well it's his problem now get hosed friend. if the friend isnt there when you throw the oil out you'll dump it on some nice people filling up their cars and they'll get really mad. smooth move, exlax.
donkey kong - another dual screen game. its baely like the arcade classic, but its fun its got a nice rhythm to it. run up a couple of girders jumping over barrels on the bottom screen, then at the top screen you gotta hit a switch then make a flying leap onto a construction crane to get to where the big ape is and unhook one of the latches holding his platform up. do this 5 times and it's Kurtains for Kong.
rain shower - it's raining out but you NEED your clothes to air dry. there is no other option. manage four clothes lines and move the clothes out of the way of the rain drops or else... you're all wet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mario's bombs away - mario got drafted into the army and assigned to the bomb squad, you need to run across the jungle and get the bomb to the other side. simple? not so much... there's a bunch of assholes with matches in the trees that are trying to blow up your bomb, and to make matters worse some LAZY soldier decided hanging out on an overturned leaking oil barrel smoking cigarettes was a great idea. it's not a great idea. he throws the cigaretts behind him all nonchalantly when hes done and a flame travels across the oil trail at the bottom. i hate that fucker he should be discharged... from a canon, into the sun but you need to hold the bomb high or low depending on the situation to get it to safety, and not die
bombsweeper - this has 2 screens but the top one doesnt really do anything its just a decoration really. you gotta go into the underground maze and find all the bombs before the city blows up. an intrepid homebrewer ported this to the nes long ago. the top screen just shows your boss goofin around... get to work boss.
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Oct 2, 2014 08:34
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- Laputanmachine
- Oct 31, 2010
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by Smythe
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list of ftw game and wtaches:
ball - a simple classic. the first game and watch, and the first appearance of the character that would later be known as Mr. Game & Watch.
flagman - it's basically simon but theres a man with flags. i haven't played the original much, but as a child i spent a lot of car time playing the remade version in wario land 2, Flagman D.D
vermin - whack the moles. whack em!! they get real fast. fast moles.
fire - a bunch of people are jumping out a burning bulding (9/11.... lmao!) and you're two ambulance workers holding a stretcher. you gotta bounce them from the building to the ambulance with the stretcher, because that's totally safer and they wont die from being launched a dozen feet in the air and landing on the roof of an ambulance... noice thinking, guys...
helmet - there was a fifth horsman of the apocolypse and he is raining down tools non-stop from the sky. we're talking hammers, wrenches, heavy poo poo. you and your infinite supply of friends need to run across your yard to the shed or whatever that other building is for some reason, and you DON'T want to get bonked on the head by the tools. ouchie
parachute - a bunch of idiots are jumpin out of a helicopter into a shark pit, and you are the little man in the little boat trying to catch them before they die like they deserve to
octopus - oc. to. pus. this game loving pwns. you're three divers trying to get the treasure but theres a big rear end OCTOPUS that doesnt want you to. all his octo arms extend to try and grab you as you jump out of the boat, get the treasure, and get back to the boat. if he grabs you..... youre loving dead. he strangles u and you drown. you're hosed.
chef - ayyy i makea da pizza actually there's no pizza here, sadly. youre the windows 95 of chefs and you need to multitask by flipping three foods in the air at the same time with your frying pan. theres a shithead cat with a fork that likes to grab the food and hold it for a bit before letting it go, someone call the health inspector
oil panic - OIL PANIICCCCC!!!!!! this things got TWo screens, like the nintendo ds line of products excepts its from the 80s! whoa. the top screen is zoomed in on you, on the top floor of a multi-story gas station (??????) and theres oil leaking from the ceiling. you have a bucket in each hand and need to catch the drops of oil, each bucket can hold 3 drops. oil hits the ground? youre burned alive. bucket overflows? you're BURNED ALIVE. either situation sounds bad so what can you do? throw that poo poo out the window dude. you have windows on either side of the screen + a friend who is moving across the gas station on the bottom screen. throw the oil to the friend and well it's his problem now get hosed friend. if the friend isnt there when you throw the oil out you'll dump it on some nice people filling up their cars and they'll get really mad. smooth move, exlax.
donkey kong - another dual screen game. its baely like the arcade classic, but its fun its got a nice rhythm to it. run up a couple of girders jumping over barrels on the bottom screen, then at the top screen you gotta hit a switch then make a flying leap onto a construction crane to get to where the big ape is and unhook one of the latches holding his platform up. do this 5 times and it's Kurtains for Kong.
rain shower - it's raining out but you NEED your clothes to air dry. there is no other option. manage four clothes lines and move the clothes out of the way of the rain drops or else... you're all wet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mario's bombs away - mario got drafted into the army and assigned to the bomb squad, you need to run across the jungle and get the bomb to the other side. simple? not so much... there's a bunch of assholes with matches in the trees that are trying to blow up your bomb, and to make matters worse some LAZY soldier decided hanging out on an overturned leaking oil barrel smoking cigarettes was a great idea. it's not a great idea. he throws the cigaretts behind him all nonchalantly when hes done and a flame travels across the oil trail at the bottom. i hate that fucker he should be discharged... from a canon, into the sun but you need to hold the bomb high or low depending on the situation to get it to safety, and not die
bombsweeper - this has 2 screens but the top one doesnt really do anything its just a decoration really. you gotta go into the underground maze and find all the bombs before the city blows up. an intrepid homebrewer ported this to the nes long ago. the top screen just shows your boss goofin around... get to work boss.
You forgot Zelda.
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Oct 2, 2014 08:36
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- Gyra_Solune
- Apr 24, 2014
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Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse
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but the real question is
would you have sex with mr. game & watch???
i would
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Oct 2, 2014 08:36
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- elf help book
- Aug 5, 2004
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Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
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I like the artwork for the game and watch gallery games on the boxart and stuff, and i like how they put mario and friends into the game and watch games, but i think theyre pretty boring overall. That being said, if game and watch gallery 2 was on the virtual console id buy it. Its out in JP and europe but not in North America for some reason.
yes it is? http://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/4q1oxtfimmgk3ephpjtc5baz9dyajhhi
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Oct 2, 2014 11:29
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- Gyra_Solune
- Apr 24, 2014
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Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse
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...that is probably the worst game and watch costume ever
but I probably would
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Oct 2, 2014 17:26
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You don't need thumbs for revenge
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How many people in this thread knew Mr. Game and Watch was in DKCR without Googling it just right now
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Oct 2, 2014 19:10
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- Gyra_Solune
- Apr 24, 2014
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Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse
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that's legit pretty cool
I would be a-okay with a g&w redesign along these lines
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Oct 2, 2014 19:20
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- Ralp
- Aug 19, 2004
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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that's legit pretty cool
I would be a-okay with a g&w redesign along these lines
how loving old are you.
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Oct 2, 2014 19:22
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- bonzibuddy64
- Jan 5, 2007
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by XyloJW
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It wasnt there last time i looked,but thanks for the heads up. I am going to buy it.
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Oct 2, 2014 19:23
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- absolutely anything
- Dec 28, 2006
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~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~
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did anyone ever play that one club Nintendo reward game and watch thing that was a combination of parachute and octopus?
i did, and i didnt care for it. its a neat idea but the two games aren't combined well, it's just "you are playing parachute oh now it's time to play octopus! ok now go play parachute again". the two games don't affect each other, unless you count missing in parachute and missing in octopus going into the same counter. NOT recommended
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Oct 2, 2014 21:25
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- Gyra_Solune
- Apr 24, 2014
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Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse
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those are eggs.
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Oct 2, 2014 21:38
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- absolutely anything
- Dec 28, 2006
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~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~
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there's a trophy for oil panic in the new smash brothers, and they have it on a single screen game and watch unit instead of a multi screen. this is insanely hosed up.
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Oct 4, 2014 00:24
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- Discount Viscount
- Jul 9, 2010
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FIND THE FISH!
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that's HORRIBLE
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Oct 4, 2014 04:26
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- elf help book
- Aug 5, 2004
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Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
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glad i didnt buy it
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Oct 4, 2014 04:28
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- mabels big day
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