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Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Strong Mouse posted:

Good morning everybody! Wow we found the assassin quickly! GG.

No you're the assassin because Hiipfire is the goddamn kong

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Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
Don't bow to Hipfire, I told you I'm the king. This is ridiculous. Please execute yourselves in an orderly fashion for treason.

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Somberbrero posted:

Don't bow to Hipfire, I told you I'm the king. This is ridiculous. Please execute yourselves in an orderly fashion for treason.

Dude re-read your PM Hiipfire is kong

Strong Mouse
Jun 11, 2012

You disrespect us. You drag corpses around. You steal, and you hurt feelings!

RRRRRRRAAAAARGH!

Prepare to die!

Magnus Gallant posted:

No you're the assassin because Hiipfire is the goddamn kong

Darn! You got me! I now know who to go for though! Thanks!

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
Well obviously there is only one way to test this ##vote somber

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!

Somberbrero posted:

Don't bow to Hipfire, I told you I'm the king. This is ridiculous. Please execute yourselves in an orderly fashion for treason.

B-But the voices in my head tell me I'M the king of this hill! :(

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES

Magnus Gallant posted:

Are you serious? ro are you joking? or are you serious? or ... are you joking

look its working

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
i am NOT the king i PROMISE. ;)

blacknyte
Oct 13, 2014
The king's name rhymes with blacktight.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Everyone else is the liar and I am king

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Maybe I'm the king? Maybe I'm the assassin? Who knows? v:v:v

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
We are all the king. Excellent troll, Met; 10/10.

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

EXAKT Science posted:

We are all the king. Excellent troll, Met; 10/10.

Wait really?

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

##vote Magnus Hahaha, do you even have a crown?

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Somberbrero posted:

##vote Magnus Hahaha, do you even have a crown?

No but I sit the throne

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
Votecount for Day 1

Somberbrero (1): EXAKT Science
CapitalistPig (1): Kumbamontu
Magnus Gallant (1): Somberbrero
Jedit (1): CapitalistPig
Poison Mushroom (0): Somberbrero, Somberbrero

Not Voting (7): blacknyte, Dragonatrix, HiipFire, Jedit, Magnus Gallant, Poison Mushroom, Strong Mouse

With 11 alive, it's 6 votes to lynch. There is currently no deadline set.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Sooooo everyone is a king and there's no assassin, did we win?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Just read my role PM, turns out we're actually all the assassin. GG.

Strong Mouse
Jun 11, 2012

You disrespect us. You drag corpses around. You steal, and you hurt feelings!

RRRRRRRAAAAARGH!

Prepare to die!

Poison Mushroom posted:

Just read my role PM, turns out we're actually all the assassin. GG.

Wait. Is king spelled the same way as assassin? I didn't realize that. I'm sorry everybody, I am the assassin now.

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!

CapitalistPig posted:

Sooooo everyone is a king and there's no assassin, did we win?

just like being back in elementary school again. everyone is a winner! yaaaaaay! :confuoot:

Strong Mouse
Jun 11, 2012

You disrespect us. You drag corpses around. You steal, and you hurt feelings!

RRRRRRRAAAAARGH!

Prepare to die!

Dragonatrix posted:

just like being back in elementary school again. everyone is a winner! yaaaaaay! :confuoot:

I've always wanted my ribbon to speak the truth about me!

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
My pm says Kong not King

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Just a reminder that in this game the Assassin has no reason to choose a target until after his death. There must be lynches!

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
hi everyone. let's kill cpig. i forget why.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
welp.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Kumbamontu posted:

hi everyone. let's kill cpig. i forget why.

Assassin found, I'm king, he wants to kill me.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
##vote kumba

Strong Mouse
Jun 11, 2012

You disrespect us. You drag corpses around. You steal, and you hurt feelings!

RRRRRRRAAAAARGH!

Prepare to die!

CapitalistPig posted:

Assassin found, I'm king, he wants to kill me.

But... but... I'm the king.

##kill cpig

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
##vote cpig

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
ohshit!!!

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Lol one of you is a big stupid.

The other is the assassin.

I can't figure out which.

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

CapitalistPig posted:

Lol one of you is a big stupid.

The other is the assassin.

I can't figure out which.

Really? You can't figure out I'm stupid?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Magnus Gallant posted:

Really? You can't figure out I'm stupid?

Good point

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

I'm happy enough to vote CPig on the basis that I think the assassin would want to joke vote to look active. Any of us could vote for the King in joke phase to throw off the scent - and possibly did, ahaha - but if the assassin votes in seriousness and inadvertently votes for the King we'll be onto him immediately. Not that we should at once jump down his throat for it, as he would twig that he'd voted for his target, but I do think our best bet is to look for the person who is looking for the hole in our voting.

##vote Pig

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Sure, what the hell. Better than any case I got.

##vote CPig

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
Jedit's case is solid, and CPig's vote on Kumba reeks of OMGUS to me. I don't see any better option either atm.

##vote CPig

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
I'm not the assassin you dimwits.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

CapitalistPig posted:

I'm not the assassin you dimwits.

This may or may not be true, but it got a couple of people to coattail on me so it's all good.

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!
Now, I could very well be misunderstanding how this works in which case I'm going to look like a giant idiot here, but... I'm fairly sure claiming to not be the assassin is the exact thing only the assassin would do this early. They WANT to survive past the first few rounds and then get killed off midway through the game. They can still win even when killed, and if they get lynched early that's the worst case scenario, from their perspective, because they don't have enough information to win. So they'll try and fight to not get lynched where possible, since the best scenario for the assassin is dying later with only a few people remaining and enough time passed to figure out that Somber who the king really is.

So, unless I'm misunderstanding everything about this, I guess anyone who did claim to be the assassin, jokes or no, are currently less suspicious than anyone trying to proclaim their innocence! :v:

##Vote CPig

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EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
:redhammer:

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