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Winterfresh posted:We have Bronies with associated tattoos working in our OSS. When confronted, they threatened EO action - I poo poo you not. I, for one, am outraged and demand you start naming names.
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Ragaman posted:Betting that 90% of these peeps are Intel or Comm. What happened to getting drunk and fighting trees with football helmets on? God drat the military is a bunch of sad sack motherfucking cocksmokers. In my day... 
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Genocide Tendency posted:What happened to ... fighting trees with football helmets on? Pretty sure they call that being literally retarded now and although it is not a thing that will get you kicked out (and sometimes gets you promoted) it is not generally a favorable SEI. I am selectively quoting what of it, news peoples do it all the time.
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on_ix posted:I have my choice of Cyber Systems Operations, Client Systems, or Transport Systems. I was a Transport system person. It's so god drat varied that no one can give you an accurate assessment. The best bases you can get, you're working in a comm squadron in a network shop. The worst ones are probably intel, where you literally could be baby sitting circuits all day, or inbetween where you work on a bunch of linux based systems.
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Winterfresh posted:We have Bronies with associated tattoos working in our OSS. When confronted, they threatened EO action - I poo poo you not. You know, back in high school I used to get my rear end kicked because I had a pink mohawk and wanted to drink lovely beer, gently caress nasty punk chicks and listen to musicians that OD'd before I was born. I thought I was just more creative and smarter than my peers and it was the logical choice. I turned out okay after all that bullshitting myself and eventually grew up and realized I was just full of poo poo and craving attention. I think the rear end-kicking is the missing link here. When you're a dumb teenager and your rear end gets beat a few times it puts the world in perspective. When you're a otherkin transethnic dwarf fairy nowadays adults jump in and prevent any hurt feelings or bullying and raise a generation that needs to be taken behind the toolshed, kicked in the ribs once or twice, handed a Black Flag album and told to shut their loving mouth and realize their angst is the same old bullshit everyone else dealt with, now grow the gently caress up and make normal social relationships you suburban dumbass. On a related note a buddy and I drove to Cologne, drank a fuckton of beer, bitched about the AF then went to see OFF! and rock the gently caress out to Keith Morris's old rear end. Evidently I'm full of poo poo as an adult too, but that poo poo is fuuun, gently caress these furry airmen.
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Our It's not science fiction, it's what we do.
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My squadron mascot is a dragon. At our last shirt's going away, every shop got her something. One of the gifts was a giant lighter with dragon language from Skyrim engraved on it. The fucker who presented it read that poo poo out loud too.
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Nov 10, 2014 23:05
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Hey Wild T. If you make it over to the commissary could you see if there's an angry Asian man working the sandwich counter in the deli. It's worth it for the good sandwich of monstrous proportions for cheap.
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Nov 11, 2014 00:49
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invision posted:Our I'm organizing my flight Christmas party. We are going to a bar in A town and putting $1K on it. That's it. That's the whole party. I'll fix the air force.
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Nov 11, 2014 01:48
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I volunteered to deploy early so I wouldn't have to plan our squadron's party.
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smertrioslol posted:I'm organizing my flight Christmas party. We are going to a bar in A town and putting $1K on it. That's it. That's the whole party. I'll fix the air force. Substitute "A town" for "a casino in Vegas" and you've basically described my squadron's Christmas party.
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dscruffy1 posted:My squadron mascot is a dragon. At our last shirt's going away, every shop got her something. One of the gifts was a giant lighter with dragon language from Skyrim engraved on it. No one bought her that dragon dildo?
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smertrioslol posted:I'm organizing my flight Christmas party. We are going to a bar in A town and putting $1K on it. That's it. That's the whole party. I'll fix the air force. It's a good start but you're gonna blow through that $1k in no time at all if your flight's any good
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dscruffy1 posted:My squadron mascot is a dragon. At our last shirt's going away, every shop got her something. One of the gifts was a giant lighter with dragon language from Skyrim engraved on it. Do the flames come out of the dragon's mouth/nostrils?
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Winterfresh posted:We have Bronies with associated tattoos working in our OSS. When confronted, they threatened EO action - I poo poo you not. True story, to ensure PT scores weren't over 50% failing in the OSS at HFLD they had to take away everything in the SNACKO except water and diet soda, and maybe some pretzels. This is a thing that happened. So many fat NCOs. So many.
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Nov 11, 2014 07:35
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i think we're going to a country club in sacramento or something i hope it's not an actual country club because jesus christ there's only 18 of us. and two people at least have to stay to work shift anyway.
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Broke down last Tuesday and got admitted to inpatient at the local mental hospital. Got released into out patient today and am on anti anxiety and mood balancing meds. I'm still enlisted how will this affect my military career? I don't have a TS clearance so that shouldn't be an issue but I do deploy frequently. My leadership says nothing negative will come from this but I don't know if they are just saying it to make me feel better.
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Mister Man posted:Mental health stuff. I had a troop that was in the mental hospital for a few days. Nothing negative happened to her afterward, but she was horrible at being a human and was a perpetual victim so she has a slew of other problems that eventually put her out of the military..thank god. But if she was a good person who worked hard (or at least tried to do a good job), there wouldn't have been any problems. She worked in an office setting and didn't handle sensitive material though. Not sure of the procedures if you handle weapons or secret stuff, but in my experience if you need help you're not going to get slammed for it. Everyone has to get cleared by mental health before they deploy so if they think there is a reason you shouldn't leave you won't get cleared, but that's no different than someone not being able to leave because of a PT profile. You'll just show not worldwide qualified for awhile, but if you get better that'll be lifted after you're done with treatment or if they think you're not at risk. There are lots of people who see mental health and are on meds that are cleared to deploy. BULLETKISS fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Nov 11, 2014 |
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You should be fine unless you're into secret squirrel stuff, WMDs, etc. If you have a chronic disqualifying diagnosis (e.g., schizophrenia), you will get an M.E.B. and perhaps a medical discharge. But if it is just depression/anxiety, even with an acute psychotic episode you should be okay in most jobs. Bottom line, take care of yourself and your family first. The USAF should be low on your list of priorities. Advice I wish I had followed on more than one occasion
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Derek Dominoe posted:You should be fine unless you're into secret squirrel stuff, WMDs, etc. QFT. JFC. LOL. L8R.
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Derek Dominoe posted:You should be fine unless you're into secret squirrel stuff, WMDs, etc. Thanks that's pretty much what my leadership said.
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Prop Wash posted:It's a good start but you're gonna blow through that $1k in no time at all if your flight's any good Budget cuts. Also with the new no drinking first 30 days in Korea rule, half the flight won't be drinking.
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Nov 14, 2014 01:47
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Got some interesting instructions today: "Yeah go ahead and finish the outside stuff before it gets any colder, but hold off on finishing the rest because she's been a real bitch to some of our people recently and we'd like to see her twist in the wind a little bit." 
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Anyone with Tinker experience: what's the food that the commissary prices the best at the Xchange on post? I'm really not looking to compare their prices on everything in their store with say walmart. I don't need anything specific, just some general idea about what kind of foods are gonna def. 100% be cheaper there, or maybe what kind of sales to look for. Trying to save some money on groceries since I live about the same distance from Tinker as I do the Walmart on Macarthur.
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I don't remember anything being significantly cheaper on base. If I shopped there it was for convenience on the way home...I lived on the border of Moore near 35 so it wasn't worth the drive to the base specifically to shop.
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Got my follow-on, headed back to Elmo after Diego Garcia. I don't know which general's dick I sucked in a black out fugue state, but the AF continues to hand me good assignments for some reason.
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 Diego Garcia had a 5-level slot in the last EQUALS listing so here's hoping.
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Wild T posted:Got my follow-on, headed back to Elmo after Diego Garcia. I don't know which general's dick I sucked in a black out fugue state, but the AF continues to hand me good assignments for some reason. You're like a friend of mine who got Spang as a first assignment, went to Osan, and then got Honduras as a follow-on. Now he's at Warner-Robins but he's there on some dick-sucking cakewalk "broadening" tour so I'm sure he'll get Ramstein or something after it.
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iyaayas01 posted:You're like a friend of mine who got Spang as a first assignment, went to Osan, and then got Honduras as a follow-on. Paid with my soul at Minot to get Kunsan then Aviano. Wasn't using it anyway.
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DG was like one of the only good options in AMS, along with Incirlik. I ended up putting open overseas short on my dream sheet in a bid to never return CONUS. Basically I spread my cheeks and bit the pillow but got a surprise rimjob instead.
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Looks like I'm gonna be a noble. Just found out I was picked up for an ANG civil engineer officer slot in our CE squadron. I had like 5 years left on my contract, so I might as well get paid better and have something for my civilian resume 
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antimatt posted:Anyone at Offutt? If you like steak, like a true American, you can find a lot of good steak places. Unrelated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZhJHw7duP4
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Davethulhu posted:
I want a 3 day pass for having to go to stupid briefings! Shame the Air Force has to bribe people like that though.
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Nov 18, 2014 04:17
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Well that's better than having to sit through comedy improv about sexual assault.
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It's so nice to be in a MAJCOM where (some) people are chilled out but poo poo gets done. Never change AFSOC 
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I'm sad I have to move out of lodging and into the dorms here at Osan. Going from a nice hotel room to what is apparently Satan's breadbox sucks. (  drat you CE turn down the heat it's not cold enough for this yet!)
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The dorms at croughton didn't even have central air and a radiator for heat. Also they were loving tiny. 
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The dresser is built into a twin bedframe. There is less than 3 feet of space between it and the desk on the opposite wall. This poo poo is tiny. Pretty sure someone at the housing office thought "Oh yeah, med group dorms totally are the same as NCO dorms." Oh well. Internet is good here.
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