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no they will not posted:no, they will not
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chief of police: im putting my entire team on this case, expect that loose cannon with a heart of gold! he's suspended, turn in your badge and computer!
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Nov 28, 2014 15:10
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only a lone cop can unplug this binary criminal
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Nov 28, 2014 15:31
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Det. Lu Xannon: I've got you now, there are no computers in the forests of Canada Computer Killer: Ah, but you're wrong. Your brain is a computer! *Computer killer begins to shout "one" and "zero" in succession very loudy while Det. Xannon grips his head and screams*
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Nov 28, 2014 15:37
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it's my evil twin brother 
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Nov 28, 2014 15:58
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and you're the only one who can stop him
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Nov 28, 2014 16:02
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We have to upgrade the internet to Web 3.0 in order to patch all the hacks the computer killer has on Web 2.0.
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Nov 28, 2014 17:11
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Azraelle posted:Det. Lu Xannon: I've got you now, there are no computers in the forests of Canada
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Nov 28, 2014 17:19
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older, experienced cop: the computer killer... he's hacking all our ips! i can't lock him down!! hotshot rookie: hang on, i got this. *dons oculus rift and cyber gloves, starts punching and kicking as camera cuts between "real" world and "virtual" world* old cop, watching his monitor in horror: no! stop, you don't know what you're- *screen flashes red, on his face, as the rookie collapses to the floor and the oculus falls off his now ashen face* old cop: *stares mournfully at the rookie, bends down and picks up the oculus and then turns back tothe computer screen* gently caress YOU COMPUTER KILLER!!!!!!
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Nov 28, 2014 17:20
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he may not run the correct operating system but, gently caress: he's a hell of a cop
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Nov 28, 2014 17:54
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i think you need to call computer man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD7iqtOJSE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1IqqlW1U4k
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Nov 28, 2014 17:57
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[LT. MILLS] you... you sick gently caress, psycho, you... you friggin pervert! *vomiting noises are heard while camera pans over to the wall, where wrods are written in the victim's blood. it is the iTunes EULA*
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Nov 29, 2014 14:40
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[young man] But.... you said you would help me computer, we had a deal computer killer, WE HAD A DEAL [mainframe computer] Haven't you heard the old saying? Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window *uses mechanical tape drive arm to throw young man out of the window of the skyscraper they are in*
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Nov 29, 2014 15:30
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*rookie coder runs through forest, drenched with rain* i don't understand! i always wrote my code like its next owner was a violent killer! computer killer: *stepping out from behind tree* yes, but you see: i got them to them first. developers, developers, DEVELOPERS *hundreds of axe wielding programmers surround them*
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Nov 29, 2014 15:36
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ADINSX posted:[young man] But.... you said you would help me computer, we had a deal computer killer, WE HAD A DEAL slow motion fall, young man has rapid flashback sequence of people he's betrayed. *MMMMM What'd ya say that you only meant well, because of course you did*
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Nov 29, 2014 15:40
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[DEPUTY SANDERS] lieutenant mills, we managed to recover some of the surveillance video from the flash drives! [LT. MILLS] i'll see if i can enhance them using the algorithm i wrote * LT. MILLS enters what looks like computer commands into a terminal window * [LT. MILLS] w- what is that man doing to his anus???? [DEPUTY SANDERS] *sniggers*
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Nov 29, 2014 15:46
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[DEPUTY SANDERS] sir we found the killer's manifesto [LT. MILLS] it looks like some sort of code... it's just full of misspelled computer words, every other sentence is the previous sentence being quoted, and at the top of every page he wrote the word "snipe". what the heck???
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Nov 29, 2014 16:25
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Nov 29, 2014 16:27
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"Hello from the goldmine... wait, hold on... I'm getting a message on my computer." *steps into office off camera* *mechanical keyboard clicking sounds* *suddenly loud modem screeches are heard* "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
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Nov 29, 2014 16:34
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no they will not posted:Its the computer killer be careful... acting like a pedant is the common GBS posters passive way of trying to make fun of the thread... hes probably a vile troll
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Nov 29, 2014 16:42
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computer killer? erm... im pretty sure that computers arent even alive to begin with *crowd starts screaming + chimping out*
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Nov 29, 2014 16:43
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Nov 29, 2014 17:05
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weird indented green text in my amberpos... 3spoopy5me
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Nov 29, 2014 17:17
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[ROOFTOP SNIPER #1] lieutenant i have a clear visual of the suspect, how should i proceed? [LT. MILLS] tell me what you see officer [ROOFTOP SNIPER #1] sir it appears to be an individual in his early to mid thirties. he is sitting at the computer in his underwear and is browsing what looks to me like a message forum with a pink background. i repeat forum with a pink background. awaiting further instructions, sir [LT. MILLS] *sigh* take the shot
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Nov 29, 2014 21:09
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in all my years on the force, I have yet to find funny computer
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Nov 29, 2014 21:19
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the compputer is coming from inside the phone
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Nov 29, 2014 21:51
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sarge, he didnt just kill her...he kill -9'ed her...
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Nov 29, 2014 21:59
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the cops have tracked the killer to an old computer warehouse down at the docks. "careful james, there's no telling what this freak has up his sleeve... howe and i will go in first, keep a lookout here and come in if we need backup." as james stands watch by the door, the compaq behind him whirrs to life...
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Nov 29, 2014 22:01
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specifically he was upset with his initial input and final output device, and not the computer itself
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Nov 29, 2014 22:06
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~pencil sharpener spins menacingly~
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Nov 29, 2014 22:19
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a victim opens their mouth to scream and modem noises come out
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Nov 29, 2014 22:35
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SmokaDustbowl posted:a victim opens their mouth to scream and modem noises come out died at 28.8 kbps
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Nov 29, 2014 22:44
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imagine a gun but instead its a winamp skin
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Nov 29, 2014 22:44
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it was moose milkie guys. he was the computer killer 
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Nov 29, 2014 22:47
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*the computer killer haunting theme plays* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIW4F285QjA
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Nov 29, 2014 22:50
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Valeyard posted:sarge, he didnt just kill her...he kill -9'ed her...
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Nov 29, 2014 23:44
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cop: sir the footprints for those shoes end here all of a sudden detective watson: drat. he must've rebooted
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Nov 29, 2014 23:56
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[DEPUTY SANDERS] Sir it appears the computer killer has infiltrated our system! every single record in the mugshots database has been replaced by an image of a middle-aged african-american male wearing a colorful sweater! [LT. MILLS] oh no thats actually correct
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Nov 29, 2014 23:57
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voted 5 on a stickied thread
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:voted 1 on a stickied thread
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