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do you accept the saving grace of Jesus Christ, the son of God?
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fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAjWCyJ0krI

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Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

Save me from my humanity
Save me from my human self
I will submit to computer god
And give myself away to you
Double click for friendship
Double click for love
Salvation is under my palm
Click here for serenity
Double click for security
Bliss was here all along
Blessed with this new gift
Bestowed unto me
Everything I want
Within my grasp
Nothing but self
Is sacred to me
Click here for power
Click here for sex
Email to make sure I keep all my friends
Double click my comfort
Double click my all
Cyberlord you heard my call

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
"accepting jesus' salvation" is for bullshit half-christians who want to have their cake and eat it too, you ain't getting into heaven without good works you pussies

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
My sister says she never dreams at night. There are days when I know why. Those possibilities within her sight, with no way of coming true. Cause some things just don't get through into this world, although they try.

Punch Card
Sep 13, 2005

by Ralp
Salvation only lies in death. Don't worry. It will happen when it happens.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
HAIL SATAN

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747

genesplicer posted:

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

Damned are the cheese-eaters.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I bet the soldier who was going to get to crurifragium Jesus' skinny nerd legs is jealous that everyone remembers Longinus' name, and bitter too cause they would all remember him if that spoiled brat with a rich god dad hadn't died ahead of schedule like a bitch

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ifi was jesus on the cross i would have hung there all sad for a few hours then i would just drop everyone in the crowd with lightning bolts while slam dancing off the cross

Professor Cthulhu
Jul 14, 2007

I got my Associate degree at Miskatonic Community College.
http://youtu.be/Qt9MP70ODNw

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
drat you dude I knew that whole thing by heart

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

There's a "making of" video about that which is funny as gently caress: Ivan Stang was suddenly making a show for MTV, the Big Time.
He's a good filmmaker to be sure but making that show was in a whole 'nuther league for the one season it ran.
That, and I partied with him so I get salvation or triple my money back.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Thank you, TEAYCHES. Merry Christmas to you.

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Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

Mr. Pumroy posted:

hail satan




Roki B posted:

inshallackbar

hail satan


Moridin920 posted:

Hail Satan my dark lord and master

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

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Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

proof of concept posted:

"accepting jesus' salvation" is for bullshit half-christians who want to have their cake and eat it too, you ain't getting into heaven without good works you pussies

Wrong, sinner http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0041/0041_01.asp

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