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TWIST FIST posted:in the past the step people always got stuck on was drawing the summoning circle because it wasnt a perfect circle. obviously this wont be a problem with modern technology they used a compass iirc |
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The Anarchist's Cookbook, the Necronomicon on pdf, and hackers.usenet are related phenomenon and the causative factor for the slacker movement
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# ? May 20, 2015 13:19 |
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TWIST FIST posted:me: o mighty demon i have summoned you to ask you a question |
# ? May 20, 2015 13:37 |
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TWIST FIST posted:me: o mighty demon i have summoned you to ask you a question i can put this one to rest: the c, as sent was the original spelling. they just added the c to make it look cooler or something. (it comes from the same roots as sense)
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# ? May 20, 2015 13:44 |
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I usually say it as sent.
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# ? May 20, 2015 13:45 |
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drilldo squirt posted:I usually say it as sent. i say skänt
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# ? May 20, 2015 13:46 |
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Additionally make sure you've set up a circle for yourself. Can't be too careful |
# ? May 20, 2015 14:09 |
i'm always summoning them. when's a demon gonna summon me?
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# ? May 20, 2015 14:48 |
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WetNightmare posted:i'm always summoning them. when's a demon gonna summon me? I got summoned the other day. the demon just wanted someone to go to pizza with. it was pretty cool. I got his hotmail address. |
# ? May 20, 2015 15:16 |
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Uh oh it got loose you done goofed |
# ? May 20, 2015 15:27 |
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Flynn Taggart posted:
JESUSCHRISTAAAH Dem huge guts! |
# ? May 20, 2015 15:55 |
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okay, ive got this |
# ? May 20, 2015 15:58 |
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im going to shoot at it |
# ? May 20, 2015 15:58 |
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demon: why did you summon me? me: i didnt really expect this to work demon: so you just wasted my time me: actually i have one thing, im part of this forum called byob and we really need more people posti demon: *disintegrates as if hit by holy water* |
# ? May 20, 2015 16:05 |
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Hello? hello, I am a demon what are you doing? It is very hard to be a demon on the internet. Someone tricked me into image-searching "magic circle". they always trick me |
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FartGhost posted:demon: why did you summon me? i thought this was the chill summon ---------------- |
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# ? May 20, 2015 16:22 |
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quote:ASTAROTH. - The Twenty-ninth Spirit is demon teacher
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# ? May 20, 2015 18:13 |
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demon: please turn your textbooks to page 666. now then molochs theorem states that student: *raises hand* demon: and if you multiply the number of damned souls by the temperature of the fire student: excuse me sir i have a question demon: which means the angles of a triangle actually add up to 181 degrees. some applications of this are student: *waving both hands through the air* demon: so really this all comes down to applied demon math. now as for student: *sighs, puts on seal, then raises hand* demon: oh did you have a question? i thought you were stretching
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# ? May 20, 2015 18:14 |
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haha
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# ? May 20, 2015 23:57 |
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im going to summon so many demons that i will die dont ask me how im going to do this. this plan is already in action. |
# ? May 21, 2015 00:08 |
Mapparu posted:im going to summon so many demons that i will die Summon them inside you so they pop you open. ---------------- |
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# ? May 21, 2015 00:43 |
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TWIST FIST posted:demon: please turn your textbooks to page 666. now then molochs theorem states that |
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TWIST FIST posted:demon: please turn your textbooks to page 666. now then molochs theorem states that lol https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
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TWIST FIST posted:demon: please turn your textbooks to page 666. now then molochs theorem states that |
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# ? May 21, 2015 01:25 |
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my first skyrim run was a dark elf with thin arms but a razor ramon sharpness at the art of battle conjuring
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# ? May 21, 2015 01:51 |
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TWIST FIST posted:demon: please turn your textbooks to page 666. now then molochs theorem states that this is blasphemically beautiful ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
# ? May 21, 2015 01:53 |
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my guy is the best guy ever. he's the strongest magw in tge history of the skyrimverae, with the abolity to shoot fireballs and he can uae any aermor or wepons in the game. level 99 vampire/wererefwolf assasin with the master shout set on auto cast tha.nks tyo my grfx3500. ive beat the game many times, and have completed all the secret quests, discovrrered all thr bugs. im making a mod where you fucka devil |
# ? May 21, 2015 02:00 |
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pwn that satan
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GEExCEE posted:my guy is the best guy ever. he's the strongest magw in tge history of the skyrimverae, with the abolity to shoot fireballs and he can uae any aermor or wepons in the game. level 99 vampire/wererefwolf assasin with the master shout set on auto cast tha.nks tyo my grfx3500. ive beat the game many times, and have completed all the secret quests, discovrrered all thr bugs. im making a mod where you fucka devil Hope the devil has good boobs. ---------------- |
# ? May 21, 2015 02:27 |
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whoa not cool dude geez
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# ? May 21, 2015 02:29 |
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The devil's boobs are perfect just the way they are |
# ? May 21, 2015 07:05 |
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quote:SHAN. - The Forty-fourth Spirit is Shax, demon: you come to a split in a road. only one path leads you to the houses of kings which hold the money you want. you find two people there, one that only tells the truth and one that only tells lies. how do you get to your destination me: Δ demon: gently caress
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gently caress your triangles this isn't Zelda.
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# ? May 21, 2015 07:55 |
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Al Borland posted:gently caress your triangles this isn't Zelda. |
# ? May 21, 2015 13:10 |
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How I Beat Shaq: Δ |
# ? May 21, 2015 15:25 |
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just say these words: I'm getting tired of these daily blowjobs |
# ? May 21, 2015 15:33 |
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Start small, like with an imp |
# ? May 22, 2015 02:54 |
DeepQantas posted:Master of lies, try not to deceive us. I'd banish thee, but this is the chill circle I don't think so DeepQantas. ---------------- |
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# ? May 22, 2015 03:19 |
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is there a way to summon demons without your eyes tearing up?
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Jerry Cotton posted:is there a way to summon demons without your eyes tearing up? those are onions |
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