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DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
Mathias Blad from Falconer

Tarja Turunuen when she was with Nightwish

comedy answer: any vocalist besides Tarja for Nightwish

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PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
ummm i think i already made the lovely female vocalist for lovely fake-metal pop band joke

(tho nightwish is way better than evanesence i guess)

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
real answer tho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qIcskmYvAA

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0x-l-Gzxdg
you are a false please be burned and died

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
Brian Posehn

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7FUw3GnTbA

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Angela Gossow, ex-Arch Enemy, is legit as gently caress.

http://youtu.be/4PUu3QajgTE

On phone so it won't embed properly.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

dead

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Excuse the blood, but I have slit my wrists and neck.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
It's Dickenson. It's not even debatable.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Papas Emeritus 1 through 3

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

RaceBannon posted:

Excuse the blood, but I have slit my wrists and neck.

i dont like their music but you cant lie that the man had the courage of his convictions

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Jesse James Dupree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52p9jc-gOo

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Joakim from Sabaton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FkYxnm70vg

or possibly Suzuka Nakamoto or Richard Magarey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c

Miggles
Dec 8, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wM58YXp2x0

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

somebody already said Bruce Dickerson why are you nerds still posting

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
lmao i had to look up who bruce dickenson is because i'm not some human being that obsesses about who is in their favorite metal band

i like iron maiden but lol really? if you know any of those dude's names youre so beyond gay. if you know any metal artist's name you're loving gay

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

let me in mom!!! posted:

if you know any metal artist's name you're loving gay
god forbid i know the name of the band i'm listening to atm

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
if you can't describe what metal artist you're talking about by going all 'WEEOOO WEEEEOOO BRDDFT DRDPADF WOOOOOWWWWOOAOAAAOAOOAOA" to the tune of that specific song then you're loving gay and i hate you and hope you die

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

symbolic posted:

god forbid i know the name of the band i'm listening to atm

yes 'god forbid' i listen to my satanic metal music LMAO

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

let me in mom!!! posted:

yes 'god forbid' i listen to my satanic metal music LMAO
smoke satan heil meth kill hillary :c00lbert:

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
yo all i'm really saying is that metal music is about artistry and that has nothing to do with what the name of that artist is and if you think so, you're gay as gently caress

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
like i know neil peart's name 'cause he's a loving drumming genius but if he played metal music he'd be 'that dude that plays syncopatic eighth beats on the splash cymbal while doing thirty-second note triplets on the bass drum and sixteenth note jazz time swing beats on the snare"

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

let me in mom!!! posted:

yo all i'm really saying is that metal music is about artistry and that has nothing to do with what the name of that artist is and if you think so, you're gay as gently caress
you're gay because you are

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

symbolic posted:

you're gay because you are

no u are lmoao

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

let me in mom!!! posted:

no u are lmoao
well i just might kill myself now

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

*cuts wrist to Decide

glen benton accept my sacrifice pls

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

let me in mom!!! posted:

yes 'god forbid' i listen to my satanic metal music LMAO

The answer is Bruce Dickinson. Among the next best are Rob Halford, Ronnie James Dio, Chuck Schuldiner, John Tardy, and James Labrie.
Bruce wasn't just an excellent vocalist, he was pretty much the best front man you could ever want in a band. He could get the guy in the upper-most level of the stadium on his feet singing along with him. Probably still can. Among the best stage presence ever.

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

johnny sack posted:

The answer is Bruce Dickinson. Among the next best are Rob Halford, Ronnie James Dio, Chuck Schuldiner, John Tardy, and James Labrie.
Bruce wasn't just an excellent vocalist, he was pretty much the best front man you could ever want in a band. He could get the guy in the upper-most level of the stadium on his feet singing along with him. Probably still can. Among the best stage presence ever.

umm maybe you haven't heard this v. famous song by iron maiden (also the title of the album it was on) called number of the beast???? LMAO you fuckin nerd

e: lol i guess you edited out the part where you said iron maiden never did a satanic song? LOL

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

e: gently caress

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN0zIhZ0yF4
iron maiden are boring

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
also for clarity, i have nothing against satanic songs but lmao if i'm not the only person that seriously just seen this dude claim there was no satanic iron maiden song ever. like holy poo poo, l m f a o

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

let me in mom!!! posted:

umm maybe you haven't heard this v. famous song by iron maiden (also the title of the album it was on) called number of the beast???? LMAO you fuckin nerd

e: lol i guess you edited out the part where you said iron maiden never did a satanic song? LOL

Yea I remembered Number of the Beast.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

let me in mom!!! posted:

also for clarity, i have nothing against satanic songs but lmao if i'm not the only person that seriously just seen this dude claim there was no satanic iron maiden song ever. like holy poo poo, l m f a o
no i saw too, but honestly that's the only satanicish maiden song i can remember

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
Forgive me that its thrash but,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HQUdbUWAoU

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

wow am i back in high school again

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

symbolic posted:

wow am i back in high school again

Its a 2007 song, so yes, probably

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Irrational Bees posted:

Its a 2007 song, so yes, probably
well then i would be in elementary school but, eh, close enough

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
lol ok. can we all just agree that bring your daughter to the slaughter is the best song title / lyrics out for any metal song ever?

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johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

symbolic posted:

well then i would be in elementary school but, eh, close enough

I bet your posting would have been less lovely in 2007

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