hey I just exercised and its really bad.

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Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

Piso Mojado posted:

*goes to a gym everyday, maxing all possible gains* "Must...Not...Let...Aeris....Die"

futile

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# ? Sep 8, 2015 05:00

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 16:29

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

I'll just be hanging out at the gym auction house trading protein shakes, pills and purples.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 05:16

joke_explainer

Macnult posted:

my friend told me that exercising at the gym is cool and fun because it's like grinding xp in an mmo.

That does not sound like it's cool or fun at all.

ya I had a friend that was like 'just think of it like a really laborious JRPG with a huge tree to unlock, that as soon as you stop playing, slowly starts going backwards in experience until you're back at level 1' and I was like 'That sounds HORRIBLE'

# ? Sep 8, 2015 05:38

Piso Mojado

how many times do I have to go to the gym before I unlock Fire 2?

# ? Sep 8, 2015 05:41

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Only once if you buy lunch from their cafeteria.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 05:58

FreshCutFries

Piso Mojado posted:

how many times do I have to go to the gym before I unlock Fire 2?

you have to feel the burn. twice.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 07:01

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forgive me lord, for these gains i am about to receive. *muscle*

# ? Sep 8, 2015 07:03

Matey: eat food

time to go exercise at the gymnasium

# ? Sep 8, 2015 18:27

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# ? Sep 8, 2015 20:13

City of Glompton

I thought everyone learned exercise is a punishment by watching movies about sports teams and the military?

# ? Sep 8, 2015 20:38

Entropic: patriarchy sucks

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# ? Sep 10, 2015 03:26

om nom nom: om nom nom nom nom nom nom

*drives 2 miles to gym*
*walks on treadmill for 1 hour*
*drives home*

# ? Sep 10, 2015 04:38

smoobles

i ran 3 miles yesterday, brain was like "ugh" the whole time, legs were like "cmon man" dunno if i would do it again

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# ? Sep 10, 2015 14:27

jiggerypokery: ...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Your running too far. Run less, but run less twice. Then you will have run the same but without the come on man.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Sep 10, 2015

# ? Sep 10, 2015 15:01

Pinche Rudo

Hey lets go try some Crossfit I've heard it's really hard

*shows up to the gym and is forced to carry around a cross while being whipped by a Roman soldier*

Ugh this sucks when do we get to flip tires?

Pinche Rudo fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Sep 10, 2015

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# ? Sep 10, 2015 15:15

Piso Mojado

jiggerypokery posted:

Your running too far. Run less, but run less twice. Then you will have run the same but without the come on man.

run a foot 2000x a day

# ? Sep 10, 2015 23:35

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 16:29

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

I wonder what all those world class athletes see in grueling physically demanding exercise...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phOjmGxK5EQ
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# ? Sep 11, 2015 08:44

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