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Applewhite posted:Update:
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surprise them and say friend of the family loudly into am egaphone lol that will get their attention and show that you are not politically correct but ironic and dont car about Human rights violations or Osha
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Sep 10, 2015 19:53
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BTW I had to look up what the word classist meant, just to be sure. I've never heard anyone use that, but it makes sense. When you say "called out", did you mean officially reprimanded or something? Like having to speak with HR? Or "that's not your word"  Who called you out? Your manager? Coworker? Some SJW or something? we need the deets 
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Sep 10, 2015 20:02
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eljackass posted:BTW I had to look up what the word classist meant, just to be sure. I've never heard anyone use that, but it makes sense. My (also white) coworkers rose up as one and exclaimed "you can't say that, that's racist!" Unless someone in another cubicle aisle was secretly offended and tattles on me I doubt it will go to HR.
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Sep 10, 2015 20:05
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Applewhite posted:My (also white) coworkers rose up as one and exclaimed "you can't say that, that's racist!" Whats their stance on honkey?
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Sep 10, 2015 20:07
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satanic splash-back posted:Whats their stance on honkey? Also not okay, they say.
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Sep 10, 2015 20:10
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(I'm whiter than Lawrence Welk) I used to share an office with a real cool guy who's still a good friend, he's black, and although we both have moved on from the former company. we still keep in contact and laugh about that poo poo... He was from Roanoke VA which is apparently a real racist place...anyways, we used to make racist jokes all the time, and we would STFU if any of the HR lady passed by the door, or else we would have been fired on the spot if we said any of that! It wasn't real bad, but he'd call me whitey, cracker, honkey among other things, just like in that SNL skit with Richard Pryor and Chevy Chase
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Sep 10, 2015 20:26
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eljackass posted:He was from Roanoke VA which is apparently a real racist place... Yup.
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Sep 10, 2015 20:44
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Look, you racist bastards, the correct term is "Saltine-American". Everybody got that?
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Sep 10, 2015 21:36
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What the gently caress is going on here I mean is she going to make that bucket levitate or fill with the tears of the Earth Goddess or what.
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Sep 10, 2015 21:50
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Sep 10, 2015 21:56
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Moridin920 posted:tell whoever called you out to stop hating Tell them its your word and you can use it as you culturally see fit.
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Sep 10, 2015 21:57
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I have to be honest whats bad about crackers? They're tasty and go good with soup. If you wanna insult whitie, call em an angler. An ugly pale fish that never seens sunlight and tricks other fish so it can eat them.
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Sep 10, 2015 21:58
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OP surprised that not everyone hates white people as much as all the white people in GBS hate themselves.
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Sep 10, 2015 21:59
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Bro Dad posted:wrong. did u know human being really means bundle of sticks?????????????????????????? i swear im not homophobic you guys
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Sep 10, 2015 22:00
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white people love nothing more than to be included by people of other races. a black guy on the train once told me "my mama always told me never to trust crackers, but you're a cool whitey" and i treasure that memory to this day
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Sep 10, 2015 22:01
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for my whiteass pov, cracker isn't capital R Racist, but work probs isnt the best place to test the waters with that one
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Sep 10, 2015 22:03
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theflyingexecutive posted:for my whiteass pov, cracker isn't capital R Racist, but work probs isnt the best place to test the waters with that one shut up you filthy angler.
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Sep 10, 2015 22:04
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racist insults just don't stick to white people, it's like having a knife fight with an abrams
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Sep 10, 2015 22:07
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BEHOLD
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Sep 11, 2015 18:15
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"can you pass the crackers?" (everyone gets whiplash)
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Sep 11, 2015 18:24
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eljackass posted:Roanoke VA Roanoke isn't so bad, it's everywhere around Roanoke. I mean it's bad but it's a poo poo ton worse the farther out you get from it. (Roanoke has gone blue the last two elections, the only place in SWVA to do so. Little blip of blue in a sea of red.) Also as a white dude cracker doesn't bother me, I just kinda shrug and go about my day cause I have bigger poo poo to worry about.
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Sep 11, 2015 18:25
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Page 21 of your employee hand book plainly states "Crackin' on crackers will not be tolerated in the work place". If you have misplaced your employee handbook please see Janice in 2101 and she'll be happy to supply you with a new one. This is your first warning. There won't be another. Now please go see Janice ASAP.
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Sep 11, 2015 18:34
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Honky is such a fun word for white people.
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Sep 11, 2015 18:48
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Mad Monk posted:Page 21 of your employee hand book plainly states "Crackin' on crackers will not be tolerated in the work place". If you have misplaced your employee handbook please see Janice in 2101 and she'll be happy to supply you with a new one. 
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Sep 11, 2015 18:51
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being white is great, i mean, it really is
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Sep 11, 2015 18:54
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Black Man's horn go "Beep-beep". White Man's horn go "Honky-Honky". Stolen from "Rowan and Martin's Laugh-in" ca. 1969. ... The proper term is "Saltine-American", you racist thimblecunt.
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Sep 11, 2015 18:56
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lol at "about a week ago." Interested in the story behind that one.
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Sep 11, 2015 18:56
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It's great to be white, yah. But I suspect that the schvartzers have more fun, dammit.
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Sep 11, 2015 19:00
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Applewhite posted:lol at "about a week ago." Interested in the story behind that one. lol how fuckin white are you? there's a song with a chorus that goes "about a week ago, week ago" and there's a dance that goes with it, so kids about a year ago, year ago were all over that poo poo
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Sep 11, 2015 19:00
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theflyingexecutive posted:lol how fuckin white are you? gee sorry I missed it.
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Sep 11, 2015 19:01
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Are you fired yet?
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Sep 11, 2015 19:03
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Applewhite posted:gee sorry I missed it. chill bruh
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Sep 11, 2015 19:03
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I don't understand this new jibba-jabba you young'uns are speaking in so I'ma gonna take away your food.
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Sep 11, 2015 19:03
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AbbadonOfHell posted:I don't understand this new jibba-jabba you young'uns are speaking in so I'ma gonna take away your food. eric sounds like the most insufferable cracker
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Sep 11, 2015 19:08
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Are the Irish really White? Or just in an honorary sense? ... I'm a Mick, a Harp, a Bogtrotter, a Peat-Cutter, and a Leprechaun Molester and drat proud of it, you loving prissy Albodems. ... gently caress the English.
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Sep 11, 2015 19:10
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theflyingexecutive posted:eric sounds like the most insufferable cracker For some reason imagined it as Mr. T if he was a dick.
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Sep 11, 2015 19:10
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AbbadonOfHell posted:For some reason imagined it as Mr. T if he was a dick. i rather doubt mr t would ban the word fool
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Sep 11, 2015 19:14
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I got fired for making a joke in which "a box of crackers" was the punchline so I am not surprised OP
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Sep 11, 2015 19:14
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mr t's cracker-rear end step brother tho
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