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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
what like using a card instead of cash? :tinfoil: I can't let them know how much tinfoil I buy :tinfoil:

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
The ouroboros of grocery data

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Lamebot posted:

and miss out on these kroger gas points?

loving bingo. I drive a truck with a 35 gallon gas tank. You get double points buying gift cards for other stuff yiu buy anyway. By grapthar's hammer, what a savings.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I'm an extreme couponer, so what

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Darth123123 posted:

I'm an extreme couponer, so what

Extreme couponing is great because it makes socialists WORK for their rations

full extreme couponing now

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

GORDON posted:

loving bingo. I drive a truck with a 35 gallon gas tank. You get double points buying gift cards for other stuff yiu buy anyway. By grapthar's hammer, what a savings.

But then they track that gift card for what you purchased! :tinfoil:

Everyone knows that you bought a t square at the Home Depot!

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
i didn't give them accurate information when I signed up though so good luck

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

mdm posted:

Extreme couponing is great because it makes socialists WORK for their rations

full extreme couponing now

I got stuck by an extreme couponer a few weeks ago and it took like 20 loving minutes to ring her up. Enjoy your 50 bottles of shampoo and conditioner you oval office.

pr0p
Dec 8, 2011
You can get shoppers cards that aren't registered to any info from any bored employee.

stuxracer
May 4, 2006

tetsuo posted:

i didn't give them accurate information when I signed up though so good luck
Yeah. I think they just use it to mail coupons and poo poo but I'm sure they also sell it to other marketers for more mail. No real phone number though. They don't loving check and who doesn't want to save a few % off everything you buy.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Do people actually fill out those card forms? I thought everyone just takes the card and throws the form away .

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
The real threat is your cell phone/gps device but keep worrying about what kroger's thinks of your bulk little debbie purchases

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
It's hard to believe that some people's lives are so dull that they worry about stuff like this but that's a goon for ya

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
You can always use the phone number of friends/family that already have a card or go with 867-5309 for bigger chains.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
867-5309 probably works a lot

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
just lol if you pay instead of raiding supermarkets with an axe like your viking ancestors did 1000 years ago

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

down n out posted:

The real threat is your cell phone/gps device but keep worrying about what kroger's thinks of your bulk little debbie purchases

I went to a mobile development marketing seminar by Gartner recently. The rfid poo poo is scary cool. Upscale place have beamers that push poo poo to your phone, like this purse also matches that dress you're holding.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
this is why I steal all my food from the dumpster behind iHop

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The Jewel Oscos around me partnered up with a 3rd party company. That company took your bank information, and every bit of information needed to commit identity theft. In exchange for this you were able to pay with a fingerprint. Oh yeah they also took your fingerprints. All ten of them even though you only needed one to buy stuff with. Then a couple months later the 3rd party company disappeared. No one knows who they were, or where they went, or who has all this personal information now. I'm shocked there hasn't been lawsuits.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
When I shop at giant I just press the "forgot card" button and it gives me the savings anyways.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Volume posted:

The Jewel Oscos around me partnered up with a 3rd party company. That company took your bank information, and every bit of information needed to commit identity theft. In exchange for this you were able to pay with a fingerprint. Oh yeah they also took your fingerprints. All ten of them even though you only needed one to buy stuff with. Then a couple months later the 3rd party company disappeared. No one knows who they were, or where they went, or who has all this personal information now. I'm shocked there hasn't been lawsuits.

Lol who signs up for this?!

I only give my thumb print to Apple because they good people

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Moridin920 posted:

867-5309 probably works a lot
With chains it works, just use a major city area code and someone registered a card with that number.

RazNation
Aug 5, 2015

Moridin920 posted:

867-5309 probably works a lot

I like to use the city zoo number, it adds a little bit of credibility.....but yea, F that.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
You could probably also use one of those local "haha someone gave you the wrong number cause you're a creep" lines.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

ArbitraryC posted:

...or go with 867-5309 for bigger chains.

That is genius. I can't believe I never thought of that before.

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

Blue Raider posted:

using value cards is extremely trash and poorish

This.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Albertson's bought the local grocery chain here and now the little card reader ignores your card until you push a button saying you aren't part of the rewards program. It fucks up every 5th to 6th transaction and loving freezes every 20th or so. Adds at least 20 seconds to the average checkout time.

gently caress you, customers.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Wulfolme posted:

Albertson's bought the local grocery chain here and now the little card reader ignores your card until you push a button saying you aren't part of the rewards program. It fucks up every 5th to 6th transaction and loving freezes every 20th or so. Adds at least 20 seconds to the average checkout time.

gently caress you, customers.

Life as a grocery bagger is tough.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
theyll give you a card and you can just throw the form away, I've never filled one out simply out of laziness

track your purchases lol

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Surely Pick N Save will use the knowledge that I like iced tea for some nefarious purpose. Good thing I just give them my parents phone number.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
There's a dude at the Target here who will literally pretend not to hear you if you say you don't want a Target red card. If you say you don't want it, he'll go 'What was that? You DO want a target red card?" And he'll pull out a pen and the paperwork and start to hand it to you with this dumb loving look on his face like he just pulled off the greatest heist in the world. I refuse to believe anyone has ever fallen for this, but the fact that he keeps doing it must have mean it was reinforced somehow.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Naerasa posted:

There's a dude at the Target here who will literally pretend not to hear you if you say you don't want a Target red card. If you say you don't want it, he'll go 'What was that? You DO want a target red card?" And he'll pull out a pen and the paperwork and start to hand it to you with this dumb loving look on his face like he just pulled off the greatest heist in the world. I refuse to believe anyone has ever fallen for this, but the fact that he keeps doing it must have mean it was reinforced somehow.

Target is also lovely because they just got new card readers, so if your credit card has that stupid chip in it you have to use your card in the stupidest way possible:

Push the card all the way into the machine, now leave it there, *BZZT* ope it hosed up take out your card, push it in as far as you can, keep pushing it, keep it still, wait 5 seconds, ok take it out.

Why the gently caress can't I just slide my card like a non-mongoloid?

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
Had a guy call the store loyalty card a "government spy card" when I offered him one when I worked retail, I just sort of nodded while he clued me in on how the government used them to spy on him. He was buying 12 tins of tuna and way too much toilet roll for one person to use in any reasonable length of time. Never knew that was a thing.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Naerasa posted:

There's a dude at the Target here who will literally pretend not to hear you if you say you don't want a Target red card. If you say you don't want it, he'll go 'What was that? You DO want a target red card?" And he'll pull out a pen and the paperwork and start to hand it to you with this dumb loving look on his face like he just pulled off the greatest heist in the world. I refuse to believe anyone has ever fallen for this, but the fact that he keeps doing it must have mean it was reinforced somehow.

Management makes them push them REAL loving hard. Its like the maintenance agreements that Sears/Best Buy push.

a bone to pick posted:

Target is also lovely because they just got new card readers, so if your credit card has that stupid chip in it you have to use your card in the stupidest way possible:

Push the card all the way into the machine, now leave it there, *BZZT* ope it hosed up take out your card, push it in as far as you can, keep pushing it, keep it still, wait 5 seconds, ok take it out.

Why the gently caress can't I just slide my card like a non-mongoloid?

I saw those, I have a chip card but still swipe on the side :smug:

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
What you do is, you and all your buddies make one fake account and all use the same card. This fucks up the NSA's tracking algorithm. Everybody in my social circle uses my phone number from ten years ago so I get billions of reward points and gas discounts (which I never use and just let expire). gently caress those guys.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
once I poo poo my pants

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
track that nigga

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Should be more creeped out that people I emailed once or whose phone numbers I recently put in my phone end up on my facebook "suggested friends" list, but nah the true terror is CVS and some shadowy advertising firm knowing, without a doubt, I bought $6 worth of Otter Pops this summer.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

a bone to pick posted:

Target is also lovely because they just got new card readers, so if your credit card has that stupid chip in it you have to use your card in the stupidest way possible:

Push the card all the way into the machine, now leave it there, *BZZT* ope it hosed up take out your card, push it in as far as you can, keep pushing it, keep it still, wait 5 seconds, ok take it out.

Why the gently caress can't I just slide my card like a non-mongoloid?

I have bad news for you the future is chips lol

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

It's hard to believe that some people's lives are so dull that they worry about stuff like this but that's a goon for ya

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