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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
i already saw this trailer in a theater like two weeks ago OP... gently caress you!!!

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
hope to see some full frontal and some cock and balls.




























i mean generally speaking, although it'd be nice to see in the trailer too

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

That was neat, better than watching the giants and eagles play lovely football.


All NFL football is lovely

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
it's here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHZLGhr1Yj8

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
luke vader!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


um anyone have this in english??

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

AW poo poo, PRINCESS LEARA WAS THERE.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
lmbo han solo and the black guy sound like fags in french

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

who doesnt sound like a fag in french

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...
take it in slowly? :eyepop:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN0c805uFeg

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
GODDAMN THAT IS AMAZING

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
looks like its going to be a movie. that much is certain.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
guys why is a stormtrooper going through existential angst

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

The Taint Reaper posted:

No I'm actually looking forward to it because it seems they have a good handle on it.I liked JJ Abrams' Star Trek movies and always felt that he could do a good star wars one.

i hated his star trek movies but the dude cares about star wars, and i think he'll probably do a better job with it

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
no tits. i mght not see it

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
no amount of drugs could make it worth watching

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

circ dick soleil posted:

no amount of drugs could make it worth watching

imagine being high and watching attack of the clones

that would be an awful trip

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
for lols just imagine if instead of "the force is strong in my family" he said "the aids is strong in my family" lol

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Big Beef City posted:

Congratulations Luke, you did it.
You had sex with a babe and now you've got jed-babies which is probably good?

Yo the jedi in this one is black, Luke got cucked pretty hard.

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

circ dick soleil posted:

for lols just imagine if instead of "the force is strong in my family" he said "the aids is strong in my family" lol
who?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
wait a minute what if unhappy black stormtrooper is Jon pop

then Leia could ask if he is a little short to be a stormtrooper

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

the narrator guy in the trailer, luke i think

nvm i was watching trailer 2 bah :suicide:

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

circ dick soleil posted:

the narrator guy in the trailer, luke i think

nvm i was watching trailer 2 bah :suicide:
:confused:

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Have to admit it looked pretty neat, but so did the trailer for episode 1.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I bet the Black Guy is Luke's son, but the movie will build up rey to be Luke's daughter before they throw the twist at the audience

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

that looked really great imo

a proper adventure movie

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



JJ Abrams may have horribly ravaged star trek but hopefully that same style will work better for star wars

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

The Taint Reaper posted:

I bet the Black Guy is Luke's son, but the movie will build up rey to be Luke's daughter before they throw the twist at the audience

a reverse Michael Jackson tranny?

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

I DONT KNOW DO U THINK IM SOME KIND OF STAR WARS NERD I DONT KNOW THIS poo poo NOBODY DOES FUCKKKK

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

The Taint Reaper posted:

I bet the Black Guy is Luke's son, but the movie will build up rey to be Luke's daughter before they throw the twist at the audience

i guess the inverse pigmentation could be a result of such high midichlorian count in the father?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Hell yeah

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

jackyl posted:

a reverse Michael Jackson tranny?

No Rey is not luke's daughter, rey is really just some weird hobo who lives on new Mexico:The Planet and she's actually just loving crazy.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
whys the trailer in italian eyyy vader wassamatta you lmao

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
good time to be alive for a nerd, what with new star wars, new fallout, new evil dead, x-files, twin peaks. hoping i don't go into cardiac arrest before DEC

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
this movie is going to make so much money

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

so like, i know they got rid of the extended universe, but what about the prequels?

for instance im thinking of how the Empire only really existed for 25ish years, not really a significant amount of time for people to forget about space wizards with laser swords

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


still hyped

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i could do better

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My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

so leia banged a black dude who worked for the empire, is that what's going on

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