What would your ideal self look like?

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Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

# ? Oct 22, 2015 07:02

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Secks Cauldron posted:

this guy looks like he drives a Ferrari

# ? Oct 22, 2015 07:07

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

a hole-y ghost posted:

this guy looks like he drives a Ferrari

looks like that italion stallion got an oil leak!!!

# ? Oct 22, 2015 07:10

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

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# ? Oct 22, 2015 07:10

ghosTTy: Sep 22, 2008

numberoneposter posted:

lets make a list

*sweet loving motorcycle
*deal with the devil or something rad
*head on fire
*piss flamethrower

*flames & fire

# ? Oct 22, 2015 07:11

naem: May 29, 2011

# ? Oct 22, 2015 07:11

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ThePriceIsRight posted:

*flames & fire

*doesnt look like a fag when wearing chains and leather

# ? Oct 22, 2015 07:11

bitmap: Aug 8, 2006

lonesomedwarf posted:

christ

# ? Oct 22, 2015 07:13

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

a hole-y ghost posted:

this guy looks like he drives a Ferrari

A pink Ferrari with fuzzy dicks hanging from the rearview mirror

# ? Oct 22, 2015 07:14

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

i want him to pork me with that cock

# ? Oct 22, 2015 07:14

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

a 12 inch cock 3 inches wide 10 feet tall and balls that produce enough jizz to drown the whole football team. ANd a head the size of a grapefruit,.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 07:15

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

# ? Oct 22, 2015 07:19

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

mdm posted:

I almost forgot that was a pokemon holy poo poo.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 07:20

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

Either reality I am fine with.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 07:23

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Al Borland posted:

I almost forgot that was a pokemon holy poo poo.

you got jynxed

# ? Oct 22, 2015 07:32

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

# ? Oct 22, 2015 07:43

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

no wait

# ? Oct 22, 2015 07:51

ghosTTy: Sep 22, 2008

# ? Oct 22, 2015 11:03

Archer666: Dec 27, 2008

I want to be a man like him

# ? Oct 22, 2015 12:33

kikkelivelho: Aug 27, 2015

# ? Oct 22, 2015 12:37

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

bitmap posted:

christ

No, I think it's the brit prime minister.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 12:40

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

(im the cat)

# ? Oct 22, 2015 13:12

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

# ? Oct 22, 2015 13:54

Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

# ? Oct 22, 2015 13:59

Qvark: May 4, 2010; Soiled Meat

lonesomedwarf posted:

Umm back story on this plz. Asking for my mom

# ? Oct 22, 2015 15:06

Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

lonesomedwarf posted:

oh poo poo did i get doxxed?

# ? Oct 22, 2015 15:09

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

# ? Oct 22, 2015 15:46

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

an enormous red dragon with seven heads and ten horns and seven crowns on its heads.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 15:51

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

ThePriceIsRight posted:

slick back hair
ray bans
cig dangling from mouth
stubble
white v neck
black leather jacket draped over shoulder
tight blue jean
black doc martins

so you want to be me? :dukedog:

# ? Oct 22, 2015 15:54

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Oct 22, 2015 15:56

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

Sheep-Goats posted:

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BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

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Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

# ? Oct 22, 2015 16:53

naem: May 29, 2011

I'm ok with what I've got going on irl so far thanks

# ? Oct 22, 2015 17:44

BgRdMchne: Oct 31, 2011

But not dead.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 20:35

Liberal_L33t: Apr 9, 2005; by WE B Boo-ourgeois

# ? Oct 23, 2015 08:32

Fluo: May 25, 2007

Check my profile pic OP

# ? Oct 23, 2015 08:36

Twerkteam Pizza: Sep 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

# ? Oct 23, 2015 08:42

texting my ex: Nov 15, 2008; I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood

163 lbs

deadlifting +600
squatting +500
benching +350

that would be cool as gently caress

# ? Oct 23, 2015 08:46

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lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

BigBadSteve posted:

wow, who is she? she is so pretty i would like her to be pregnant with my chilrdren and also ib et her vagina is ver. good and nice looking

# ? Oct 23, 2015 08:51

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