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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
little rap pointer for da noobs. a good way to start a rap is with this structure -

my name is [name] and im here to say...

then just start free-ballin

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Drink Cheerwine posted:

as long as it's still fine to post other posters' faces ad n gentials

imagine a woman who looks like a dick and her name is janet talia

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
my names janet talia and im here to say
i look like a dick almost every single day...

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Guys, would someone please answer the heroin/poop question?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Maoist Pussy posted:

Guys, would someone please answer the heroin/poop question?

nothin ryhmes with question, yall

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

dad gay. so what posted:

nothin ryhmes with question, yall

Vespa.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Ingestion- of heroin!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i just found out something really cool...

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
What did you find out?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Maoist Pussy posted:

What did you find out?

that funky rhymes with a whole lot of good stuff like monkey, junkie, etc.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
thinkin about writin a rap called funky junkie, or maybe funky monkey

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

thinkin about writin a rap called funky junkie, or maybe funky monkey
what about funky junkie monkey?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

clunky spunky
funky brewster
ralph malph

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
You may have been possessed by the spirit of a deceased Beastie Boy

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Maoist Pussy posted:

You may have been possessed by the spirit of a deceased Beastie Boy
BRASS MONKEY

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
symbolic, what is something you do better than anyone else?

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I think lil dicky is one of the best rappers of all time

Ivan Yurkinov
Jan 13, 2010
I love you Jerry Mumphrey and dad gay. so what
You're 2 of the best GBS posting sluts
Please never leave GBS or I'll start to cry
Without you there's nothing left to which to reply

Breakitdown!

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Maoist Pussy posted:

symbolic, what is something you do better than anyone else?

When you gently caress him in the rear end he starts out liking it then gradually likes it less and less all in the right proportions.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Yo, hey there thread it's Digital Fingers
And i'm coming at you like a can of pringles
A refreshing "pop" that is to say:

Ranch
Pizza
BBQ
Sriracha
Cheddar & Sour Cream
Loaded Baked Potatah

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

Ivan Yurkinov posted:

I love you Jerry Mumphrey and dad gay. so what
You're 2 of the best GBS posting sluts
Please never leave GBS or I'll start to cry
Without you there's nothing left to which to reply

Breakitdown!

Ivan Yurkinov is totally gay
Suckin' them d in a major way

break out!

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Man i love to rap
Man rap is great
This thread is awesome and not at all gay

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex
i cant express the joy that this is bringing to my sad life.

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex
and heroin never turned my poo poo pale. wanna hang out? (and share your heroin)?

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
All I have is tar but I will share with someone who has some East Coast diesel. I know it is something to do with slowed peristalsis because even Immodium does it.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
"All i have is tar but I'll share it for some diesel"
Nigga u a ferret but look out cause I'mma weasel

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Fact: I put nutmeg and cardamom in almost every dessert recipe I make because I cant get enough of that poo poo.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

Maoist Pussy posted:

Also, I have a question that perhaps a goon can answer:

Why is it that when you do heroin, your poop afterwards is a pale color? Like, I understand that heroin slows down your gastrointestinal processes, but what about that makes your poop lose color? Thanks in adv
Heroin doesn't do that, wtf. You were just eating terribly. or idk i guess maybe tar makes your poop lose color i wouldn't know cause I only ever did that RAW rear end poo poo.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
What is your favorite season?

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
lol that's a lie tho i've shot up plenty of that district scramble

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Maoist Pussy posted:

What is your favorite season?

no contest its gotta be summer
ask your mom, i'm a real loud cummer

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Maoist Pussy posted:

All I have is tar but I will share with someone who has some East Coast diesel. I know it is something to do with slowed peristalsis because even Immodium does it.

p. sure the white stuff is just heroin eggs.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
its how herion reproduces in ur gut flora.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
well my name aint huskarl and im surely no marx
i took this moniker cuz of capital sharks

destroyin good jobs and takin good homes
eat up the earth then sell us biodomes

not moral police im the ethics sheriff
now please motherfuckers fuckin' BRING BACK LF

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Bismuth posted:

Fact: I put nutmeg and cardamom in almost every dessert recipe I make because I cant get enough of that poo poo.

Uh huh yeah Imma caradmom guy
Cardmom on ice cream on toppa my pie

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Maoist Pussy posted:

symbolic, what is something you do better than anyone else?
be young on GBS

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Sheep-Goats posted:

Uh huh yeah Imma caradmom guy
Cardmom on ice cream on toppa my pie

I would eat cardamom ice cream

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I hate cumin and turmeric and I might hate cardamom but I'm not sure. Basically I hate all the curry spices. <--- fact about me

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Maoist Pussy posted:

I hate cumin and turmeric and I might hate cardamom but I'm not sure. Basically I hate all the curry spices. <--- fact about me

Dont judge them all the same, you might be surprised about one or two. I would say Cardamom is very different than the others, because it tastes great in desserts/sweets which I cant say about cumin and turmeric. I have cardamom perfume and it is the best smell in the world.

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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Turmeric, cardamom and cumin are illin'
those are 3 flavors that I find thrilling

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