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a cross between a beanie and a snood but chin sized and with a head strap and it's for if you're having a bad beard day but don't want or have time to shave
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instead of tiny play kitchens for kids we should just make tiny pretend apps for leaving tiny pretend Yelp reviews on bc that will probably be a more useful learning experience to them in the long run
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Nov 13, 2015 00:04
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also instead of that toy where you hammer wooden pegs through holes how about a wooden circuit board with an operation-style buzzer that blares whenever you put a wooden diode in backward
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Nov 13, 2015 00:07
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snaps on the front of your underwear and the inside of skirts so you can snap your skirt down in windy weather for ensured modesty
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Nov 13, 2015 00:14
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Lil Cunty posted:snaps on the front of your underwear and the inside of skirts so you can snap your skirt down in windy weather for ensured modesty the same thing but on your nipples so you can snap your boobs to the inside of your shirt instead of wearing a bra
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Nov 13, 2015 00:16
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different colors of mold for more attractive cheeses
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Nov 13, 2015 00:21
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mood rings but you set the mood yourself and there's a flashing red strobe for "oh just gently caress off"
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Nov 13, 2015 00:24
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breakaway pants to be in fashion |
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Nov 13, 2015 00:26
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Spanish Manlove posted:breakaway pants to be in fashion the only thing this solves is your desire to flash your wiener
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Nov 13, 2015 00:27
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Lil Cunty posted:the only thing this solves is your desire to flash your wiener this assumes I'm leaving the house in the next 80 years |
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Spanish Manlove posted:this assumes I'm leaving the house in the next 80 years have you considered postpartum programming?
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Nov 13, 2015 00:29
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cat dishes should come with programmable lasers on like little automatic servos or something and if your fat loving bitch of a cat goes to the food dish outside of programmed eating times it makes her play with the laser instead of shoving her fat idiot face full of kibble
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Lil Cunty posted:have you considered postpartum programming? ha-doi what else would I do for a living I mean come on as if |
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Nov 13, 2015 00:38
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Lil Cunty posted:a cross between a beanie and a snood but chin sized and with a head strap and it's for if you're having a bad beard day but don't want or have time to shave a little razor you fit over your bottom teeth and then you just bite your lip to trim your mustache
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Nov 13, 2015 00:44
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hypercolor dental dams for knowing when it's ok to stop
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Nov 13, 2015 00:46
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Lil Cunty posted:mood rings but you set the mood yourself and there's a flashing red strobe for "oh just gently caress off" mood guns that don't work when you're grumpy so that I can finally own a gun
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Nov 13, 2015 00:49
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Lil Cunty posted:I'm insanely smart like duh. |
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Nov 13, 2015 00:51
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Lil Cunty posted:they should make scent oil dishes built onto baseboard heaters so you can use them as free scentsy warmers 
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Nov 13, 2015 00:55
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little round sponge rings you can slide onto your coffee mug to catch spills from your precoffee shakes/postcoffee jitters
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make toilets glow in the dark so when your stumbling around half asleep at 4 in the morning there's no missing the target. |
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Lil Cunty posted:a program that teaches new moms with postpartum depression how to code and test video games, since they are home a lot and sad a lot and that's rly all you need to be a good programmer 
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Piso Mojado posted:make toilets glow in the dark so when your stumbling around half asleep at 4 in the morning there's no missing the target. put a glow in the dark target in the center of the bowl and an operation style buzzer on the seat for when you miss
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instead of all the bad things, make cigarettes but with good things in them like viramins, antioxidants. |
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Lil Cunty posted:snaps on the front of your underwear and the inside of skirts so you can snap your skirt down in windy weather for ensured modesty |
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Lil Cunty posted:put a glow in the dark target in the center of the bowl and an operation style buzzer on the seat for when you miss real talk - make urinals at large sporting events always have the carnival-style watergun horse race above them based on the accuracy of the aim. |
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I imagine this every time I pee at a stadium. always got my game face at the urinals. |
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Lil Cunty posted:hypercolor dental dams for knowing when it's ok to stop Not sure what this means but a hyper color dental dam can't be any worse than a regular 1 |
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Piso Mojado posted:instead of all the bad things, make cigarettes but with good things in them like viramins, antioxidants. They already invented weed? |
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hear me out on this, compact towns where you can realistically walk from place to place or maybe where you can ride a bike across one in a reasonable time. I know this sounds like heresy but listen. |
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one word. undersocks |
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Spanish Manlove posted:hear me out on this, compact towns where you can realistically walk from place to place or maybe where you can ride a bike across one in a reasonable time. I know this sounds like heresy but listen. it's called Seattle
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Piso Mojado posted:one word. undersocks mmmmm I feel this
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:I wanted to think up some good ideas and contribute but I don't have any weed. double fail... a system of tubes everywhere that you can blow hits into for your friends in need
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Lil Cunty posted:a system of tubes everywhere that you can blow hits into for your friends in need all area codes for this tube system are 420
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it's pretty much the movie brazil but Jonathan Pryce is me and since I'm afraid of heights and a bad driver I get a cool golden bus to ride around in instead of wings
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I just learned that spiders move by continuously pumping their legs full of blood to stretch them out, and then sucking the blood back up into their hearts makes their knees bend I want them to figure out a way to do this to my eyelashes so I can throw my eyelash curler away it would be like viagra but for your eyelashes
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a knife with a video camera you can use to record sad movies and funerals and then it holographically plays them back when you are alone and cutting onions so you can save all your really good cries up for one night
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Lil Cunty posted:a knife with a video camera you can use to record sad movies and funerals and then it holographically plays them back when you are alone and cutting onions so you can save all your really good cries up for one night mascara made with rice starch that absorbs your tears and uses them to make your eyelashes plumper
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