People are bad at driving.

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BIRDCON 2017

hey cruft it's me, lowtax

# ? Dec 1, 2015 21:33

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 07:59

cruft

BIRDCON 2017 posted:

hey cruft it's me, lowtax

Hey man, how's life in the future? Did you ever figure out how to unlock the doors on your Celica?

# ? Dec 1, 2015 21:34

Piso Mojado

cruft posted:

In all seriousness I was just wondering if I could find anything surprising by mining the thread history. Like, do popular threads tend to feature certain words more or something? Could make for some fun posting.

I tried to do a few things using Shiny and D3, but couldn't find endpoints to query data from. :/

# ? Dec 1, 2015 21:36

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

Hi cruft and WindmillSlayer, I remember yall from my lurking days

# ? Dec 1, 2015 21:37

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

cruft posted:

But I absolutely suck at posting.

Hello! You don't suck at posting.

When you said that you were leaving this forum for a bodybuilding forum, was that a joke? I couldn't tell at the time

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Dec 1, 2015 21:46

cruft

blaise rascal posted:

Hello! You don't suck at posting.

When you said that you were leaving this forum for a bodybuilding forum, was that a joke? I couldn't tell at the time

Hahaha did I say that? It sounds like something I'd say.

At one time, the somethingawful forums were one of the most popular, if not *the* most popular, forums on the Internet. I remember reading somewhere that the coveted "most popular forum on the Internet" title is now held by the bodybuilding forums :iiam:

I probably knew I wasn't going to be able to yob as much and figured it'd be funny to say I was going there instead.

# ? Dec 1, 2015 22:49

GoodbyeTurtles

Welcome back cruft, I love your new hair

# ? Dec 1, 2015 23:08

cruft

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

Welcome back cruft, I love your new hair

Gee, thanks!

# ? Dec 1, 2015 23:35

alnilam

Hi cwuft

# ? Dec 2, 2015 01:01

alnilam

People are bad at driving

# ? Dec 2, 2015 01:02

alnilam

Like you're moving your foot am inch to rapidly propel a large metal object that can kill me, could you pay a little attention and not be drunk plz

# ? Dec 2, 2015 01:04

alnilam

the turn signal is like RIGHT there, you barely even need to move your hand and turning without it could literally kill somebody... nope? not gonna bother? :sigh:

# ? Dec 2, 2015 01:05

City of Glompton

hi cruft!

# ? Dec 2, 2015 01:16

alnilam

^^^ that's sillyvane

# ? Dec 2, 2015 01:22

fuck. marry. t-rex

cruft posted:

okay I know who you two are.

o/

(That's a thing we do at our new job to say Hello)

# ? Dec 2, 2015 01:27

Macnult

welcome back cruft

actually wait hang on a sec what I meant to say was

hi cruft nice to meet you my name is Macnult

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:18

Macnult

also: accelerate into your turns people!

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:19

Piso Mojado

people are really bad at driving, but no one drives as bad as me.

[posted while driving]

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:22

i am he

platonicbackrub posted:

Hey Cruft

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:23

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

as part of a community service, subway makes someone wear the Subman costume and stand at a high-accident traffic area so all the drivers, trying desperately to destroy the monstrosity, completely miss (due to how bad people are at driving) in a way that coincides with a safe traffic pattern.

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# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:45

alnilam

Qwerinty posted:

as part of a community service, subway makes someone wear the Subman costume and stand at a high-accident traffic area so all the drivers, trying desperately to destroy the monstrosity, completely miss (due to how bad people are at driving) in a way that coincides with a safe traffic pattern.

lol

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:47

pig slut lisa: irl is good

it's cruft, in the flesh

# ? Dec 2, 2015 03:18

I Dunno

Sup cruft. I agree with your op and driving makes me very angry sometimes but at least I don't have super bad road rage like some ppl I know....

# ? Dec 2, 2015 03:53

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think how radical it would be if everyone skateboarded everywhere

# ? Dec 2, 2015 03:56

Matoi Ryuko

Zorodius posted:

think how radical it would be if everyone skateboarded everywhere

That seems somewhat impractical!

# ? Dec 2, 2015 04:00

pig slut lisa: irl is good

people are bad at driving because our bodies have only been moving faster than 20 MPH or so for the past 150 years and evolution hasn't had time to catch up

# ? Dec 2, 2015 04:05

FluffieDuckie

look, cruft's here

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Dec 2, 2015 04:05

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

As a small town country boy, driving in big cities triggers me.

That's why I have my fiancee drive.

People underestimate women drivers...

# ? Dec 2, 2015 04:18

Ace of Baes

hello cruft, wms, and i am he

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# ? Dec 2, 2015 04:20

WindmillSlayer

Ace of Baes posted:

hello cruft, wms, and i am he

hi greg

# ? Dec 2, 2015 05:14

Afro Doug

im happy everyone is back. welcome back everyone

# ? Dec 2, 2015 05:19

I Dunno

Afro Doug posted:

im happy everyone is back. welcome back everyone

# ? Dec 2, 2015 05:41

Senior Management

I bet Cruft is good at making pastries.

:jerry:

# ? Dec 2, 2015 05:47

posting smiling

Afro Doug posted:

im happy everyone is back. welcome back everyone

# ? Dec 2, 2015 07:34

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

Ace of Baes posted:

hello cruft, wms, and i am he

# ? Dec 2, 2015 09:00

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

I don't think I'm a good driver but everyone makes me do it anyway

# ? Dec 2, 2015 09:01

cruft

Hello to all the people who posted in this very pointless thread I created in BYOB.

Now�I will come up with a bizarre question for each and every one of you.

# ? Dec 2, 2015 17:00

i am he

WindmillSlayer posted:

hi greg

# ? Dec 2, 2015 17:01

Robot Made of Meat

cruft posted:

Hello to all the people who posted in this very pointless thread I created in BYOB.

Now�I will come up with a bizarre question for each and every one of you.

drat! I knew I should have posted in this thread.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Dec 2, 2015 17:05

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 07:59

fuck. marry. t-rex

I added someone called iamhe on snap chat like a year ago basically pretty sure it wasn't you, then about a month ago they added me back and it was a sassy dreadlocks black man who snaps a lot of very sexual things and I'd just like to say,

Thanks for the pics

# ? Dec 2, 2015 17:06

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