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Zorodius posted:what if batman were lois lane A million slashfics we're just written. 
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robin: (pulling a threadbare sheet over himself and lying down on the floor of the batcave) man, what a night! I'm ready for some shuteye! batman: yeah, sure, me too. robin: how come I've never seen your bedroom, batman? batman: uhh... robin: the one at the top of the stairs? batman: yes I know. it's very, um, barren and cold and, you know, brooding. really lovely place. you wouldn't like it. robin: ok! I love you, batman! batman: (muttering as he climbs the stairs) love you too. |
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Dec 25, 2015 20:17
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did someone change my avatar
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smoobles posted:did someone change my avatar yeah 
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let's start the smoobles avatar recovery fund ill put in a good .69 ceents haha (classic  )
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smoobles posted:did someone change my avatar There seems to have been a daddening.
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:*bruce and Rachel entering the Bruce Manor* |
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Dec 27, 2015 14:00
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What if Professor X is secretly Professor Charles Xavier? ... What if Charlie Brown is secretly Professor Charles Xavier? 
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Mutant rights. *sigh* |
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Magneto: Go on, Professor Xavier. You can do it! Professor X: You're right! Today is new day. Humans and mutants can coexist, and if we can just agree on the legal rights of all, we can overcom... Magneto: *kidnaps the senate mutant affairs committee* Professor X: AAUGH! |
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If Bruce Wayne were Batman, he would be able to have lots of crazy adventures where he is on two dates at once.
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misty mountaintop posted:If Bruce Wayne were Batman, he would be able to have lots of crazy adventures where he is on two dates at once. batman and bruce wayne both pulling mrs doubtfire hijinx on a simuldate with the cute reporter, but she knows full well who batman really is and only asked them both on the same date to mess with them |
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alnilam posted:batman and bruce wayne both pulling mrs doubtfire hijinx on a simuldate with the cute reporter, but she knows full well who batman really is and only asked them both on the same date to mess with them How about it Batman was on a date with Catwoman, while Dick Grayson was on a date with Selina Kyle, and Bruce Wayne was on a date with Pamela Isley, and Poison Ivy was on a date with Robin. ---------------- |
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treasure bear posted:that doesnt make sense, bruce wayne is a coward who always disappears every time there is danger but batman is really brave |
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Oct 31, 2016 06:44
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what if batman was this guy i made up, ingmar krump, and he committed suicide |
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Oct 31, 2016 08:20
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misty mountaintop posted:How about it Batman was on a date with Catwoman, while Dick Grayson was on a date with Selina Kyle, and Bruce Wayne was on a date with Pamela Isley, and Poison Ivy was on a date with Robin. |
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Oct 31, 2016 09:22
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This is confusing. This thread is almost a year old? Don't they get archived well before that? Also, ha ha. What, is Bill Gates the Flash. Lol. |
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joke_explainer posted:This is confusing. This thread is almost a year old? Don't they get archived well before that? Also, ha ha. What, is Bill Gates the Flash. Lol. 0_o can't...unsee. Bill Gates is clearly the Flash. ---------------- |
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What if the guy who ran around the city dressed in his bat fursona "fighting crime" also sincerely believed he was a billionaire? Haha let's make fun of people with schizoaffective disorder! wtf is wrong with you people, the guy sleeps under a highway overpass, just leave him alone.
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what if John Batman, famous ceo, were actually notorious superhero The Flying Bruce.
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smoobles posted:what if John Batman, famous ceo, were actually notorious superhero The Flying Bruce. They would have to do a full Universe reboot. Not worth it. |
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Oct 31, 2016 16:56
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What if republican nominee for president and successful businessman Donald Trump was actually Batman?
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