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*smugly votes for an insanely bad party because the alternative is a party that runs literal cartoon characters as candidates*
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 04:33 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 17:21 |
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We shouldn't get behind Bernie because the country isn't ready for Socialism in any form yet. Hillary isn't perfect I know but we should all really rally around her right now, we can't have derision in the party like the Republicans do.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 04:35 |
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*republican threatens to stand up and start talking for a while* "well i guess we can't pass that bill after all, sorry everyone"
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 04:37 |
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*is rich and white, but it's the "good" rich and white.*
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 04:39 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:*is still to the right of every other industrialized western nation on earth*
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 04:40 |
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Healthcare system sucks, better completely tear it down and rebuild. Education system sucks, just make it free.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 04:41 |
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*while vastly misinformed, is not actively insane and malevolent*
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 04:42 |
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I was told there would be Soros Dollars and gay abortions.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 04:42 |
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*hides under bed and sucks thumb until the "demographic" shifts*
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 04:55 |
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I'm homosexual
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 04:56 |
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*Says citizens dont need guns for protection* *Has armed guards that follow them everywhere*
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 05:00 |
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doesn't have an anime avatar
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 05:03 |
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i unpeel the banana and place it in my mouth. Our eyes meet
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 05:04 |
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Family tree has branches
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 05:05 |
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*is generally pretty reasonable*
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 05:08 |
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Supports israel
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 05:09 |
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I'M OFFENDED
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 05:15 |
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*bobs for turds in a toilet, looks up at you* MMmmmm! GOOD!
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 05:19 |
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opposes the death penalty for murderers... but supports abortion...
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 05:25 |
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Bans a way to defend yourself, opposes defending yourself. Supports defending yourself.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 05:27 |
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Has sex with non-relative
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 05:31 |
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*wishes things could go back to the way they were in 1950* *is for repealing civil rights* *knows that science is a giant conspiracy to sell solar panels* *rolls coal*
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 05:33 |
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i may vote democrat but i post republican. ironically
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 05:34 |
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*constantly produces feelings as fact, including global warming science*
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 05:35 |
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*Doesn't understand what socialism is any better than your average republican. Considers Bernie socialist.*
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:08 |
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TEAH SYAG posted:*constantly produces feelings as fact, including global warming science*
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:09 |
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*overly supports all minorities because they are minorities no matter what* *lives in a white neighborhood and will always live in white neighborhood* *receives 900,000 dollars in speaking fees from a bank* *pretends to care about people that will never make 900,000 dollar their entire life* *were all the slave owners*
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:22 |
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*impossible to define other than Not Republican*
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:24 |
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*doesn't question LBJ after assassinating Kennedy* *lets LBJ put boots on the ground in Vietnam* *has the audacity to call the republicans war mongers 40 years later*
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:27 |
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I sincerely believe the opposing party's candidate is literally Hitler, which is why I support whichever candidate has calculated their position to be 98% of a Hitler as the 'electable' compromise. I'll be devastated when they lose
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:33 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:*Doesn't understand what socialism is any better than your average republican. Considers Bernie socialist.* *calls themselves socialist when advocating reform that maintains the mode of production and private ownership of capital*
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:39 |
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i would just like to make some intelectually dishonest talking points and then run away. *runs away*
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:40 |
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I am ashamed of all of you, myself, and everything. Of course I'm voting Democrat.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:41 |
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Bimmi posted:I am ashamed of all of you, myself, and everything. dont forget to wipe your rear end
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:42 |
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does not see the obvious erosion of america in the automated phrase "para espanol oprima numero dos"
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:42 |
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*compromises like a motherfucker to get own bills passed* *capitulates when told the other side gets whatever they want in their bills*
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:44 |
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I think of myself as the intellectual heir of the proud idealists who freed the slaves and fought for the 40 hour work week, but BLM lost me when they made me late to work one day and I would cheerfully machinegun a crowd of Appalachian coal miners for being fundamentalists supporting dirty industry
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:44 |
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Has anyone made the "literally flips a coin to decide their presidential candidate" joke yet?
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:58 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:Has anyone made the "literally flips a coin to decide their presidential candidate" joke yet? that's a good one. I don't think they have.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 07:01 |
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VendaGoat posted:that's a good one. Thank you. I, like the Democrats, strive for excellence in my humourous internet posting.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 07:05 |