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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
found it


I guess I can also accept Gaben Dollars via Steam :smug:

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Applewhite posted:

In order for that number to be accurate, mass shootings would have to average 378 victims per event,

I wish.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Cartouche posted:

False, you can concealed carry all you want. But if you want to do it legally, you get a license to do so.

My guess is that if you're illegally concealed carrying, you're probably more likely to say "gently caress this" and bug out rather than risk arrest by helping other people in this kind of situation.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
I always bring my swordcane and bandolier of throwing knives to 7-11.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Agag posted:

I always bring my swordcane and bandolier of throwing knives to 7-11.

godspeed :911:

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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what if the clerk was planning an even more serious crime, and hatchetman was trying to save us?

we just don't have the facts

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
See, this is why it is good that responsible people can own guns if they are willing to go through the effort.

Why is it so unreasonable to have that be the way

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Only a coward refuses to fight a hatched-wielding maniac with his bare hands.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
this is not the time to talk about hatchet control, now is the time to grieve

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

symbolic posted:

looks like he'll never decapitate the head of a major corporation

Looks like you'll never drive a car, due to anxiety

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
why would i be upset that someone demonstrated that a firearm is a superior weapon for a rampage killing

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




more like (white - 1) center, wa

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Robo Reagan posted:

i bet a dollar that juggalos are voting for trump



Gimme a dollar.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Zahgaegun posted:



Gimme a dollar.

your debts are rapidly accumulating Robo Reagan

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Applewhite posted:

Looks like the score is conceal carry: 1

Mass murderers: 940

Checkmate, liberals. :smug:

those 940 were in gun-free zones so check again

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Everyone is saying this wouldn't have happened if the hatchet man had a gun. But what if the hatchet was a gun.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Zahgaegun posted:



Gimme a dollar.

i know they were saying bernie is popular with young voters but :drat:

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Windows 98 posted:

Everyone is saying this wouldn't have happened if the hatchet man had a gun. But what if the hatchet was a gun.

I demand a gun that fires hatchets.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i know what you're thinking... have i fired six hatchets, or only five?

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
How he hated Sunday morning chopping

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

8-Bit Scholar posted:

See, this is why it is good that responsible people can own guns if they are willing to go through the effort.

Why is it so unreasonable to have that be the way

wtf are you talking about only like ten states allow you to carry without a license and the majority of those passed the laws allowing it within the last decade

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

lonesomedwarf posted:

i cant masturbate to this

did u try the French Grip, worked for me

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

Old man shoots hatchet man: yay
Police man shoots hatchet man: boo

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

FIRST TIME posted:

My guess is that if you're illegally concealed carrying, you're probably more likely to say "gently caress this" and bug out rather than risk arrest by helping other people in this kind of situation.

Probably right. But my point was that not having a license, or saying peope have to have a license, does not prevent people from concealed carrying.

Cartouche fucked around with this message at 12:59 on Mar 15, 2016

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

several of the CWP dudes at my work were masturbating over this article yesterday

living in the south owns

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

FIRST TIME posted:

My guess is that if you're illegally concealed carrying, you're probably more likely to say "gently caress this" and bug out rather than risk arrest by helping other people in this kind of situation.

The trick is to not put the gun back into your pocket after you use it to kill someone in self defense. That way, it's not concealed when the police arrive. They can't arrest you for having had a concealed weapon any more than they could arrest you for all the weed you already smoked.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
RIP Kai, I didn't even know he got out of jail.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Ork of Fiction posted:

any more than they could arrest you for all the weed you already smoked.

uhh can they do that? asking for a friend

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
But what was his every day carry loadout?

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Artists recreation of the shooting. (Note that the liberal artist gave the bad man a gun rather than a hatchet so they would be on equal footing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHI_i3ncJH4

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Applewhite posted:

This never would have happened if the hatchet guy had a gun suitcase nuke.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

my favorite part of this is the wife shooting the dude, freeing her husband, and then the husband executing the guy in cold blood, free of legal charges

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

VikingSkull posted:

my favorite part of this is the wife shooting the dude, freeing her husband, and then the husband executing the guy in cold blood, free of legal charges

my favorite part is the hatchet cause they are wicked cool

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

VikingSkull posted:

my favorite part of this is the wife shooting the dude, freeing her husband, and then the husband executing the guy in cold blood, free of legal charges

My favorite part is that it gives you a twinge of sadness that the poor fellow was executed for ~things~

"capital murder, sexual battery, rape, arson, home invasion, weapon possession by a felon, grand larceny auto theft and burglary in connection with the slaying"
Clearly a guy that will be missed and deserves the white knighting of a GBS poster.
abloo

Cartouche fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Mar 15, 2016

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Smash it Smash hit posted:

my favorite part is the hatchet cause they are wicked cool

My favourite part is the dozens in 711.

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals

Cartouche posted:

Most likely a middleaged white Trump supporter.

i support black trump

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i support eskimo trump

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Remember in We Need to Talk About Kevin when the son massacres his school with a bow and arrow? What a stupid piece of poo poo

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

I do not remember that. Please lay some heavy knowledge on us.

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I'm gonna become a gas station "regular"

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