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Who is the best wizard?
	Merlin
	Raistlin
	Elminster
	Rand

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

wizards arent real, dummy.

# ? Apr 24, 2016 07:08

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 17:33

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

sorcerers, though....

# ? Apr 24, 2016 07:09

a cloth map: Oct 29, 2011; No thanks. I'm a Government man.

Selena Gomez in Wizards of Waverly Place.

e: I just found out that women cannot be Wizards so I change my answer to Gargamel from the smurfs.

a cloth map fucked around with this message at 07:16 on Apr 24, 2016

# ? Apr 24, 2016 07:09

Zorodius: Feb 11, 2007; EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
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This guy:

# ? Apr 24, 2016 07:13

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Are necromancers or liches wizards? If so, I vote the ultimate necromancer

# ? Apr 24, 2016 07:33

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Applewhite posted:

The best wizard is and always shall be Merlin, OP.

Merlin was a Druid.

Or maybe a bard. But in the old sense, when bard meant "Druid" and not "Guy who runs around with a lute and sings songs, lalalalala".

# ? Apr 24, 2016 07:35

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Anyway, Odin is the best wizard.

I know what you're thinking, Odin wasn't a wizard, he was a god. Wrong! He was a god and a wizard. Like Thor was a God and a warrior.

# ? Apr 24, 2016 07:36

naem: May 29, 2011

JiveHonky posted:

Jesus

# ? Apr 24, 2016 07:40

Zorodius: Feb 11, 2007; EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtjKd_4uaCg

I'm really conflicted. I thought ICP was terrible, but this is amazing?

Maybe if you try anything long enough, you eventually get it right

"I'm siiingiiing, like Eddie Vedder, only betterrrrr"

# ? Apr 24, 2016 07:43

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

Zorodius posted:

I'm really conflicted. I thought ICP was terrible, but this is amazing?

Maybe if you try anything long enough, you eventually get it right

"I'm siiingiiing, like Eddie Vedder, only betterrrrr"

it is a musical journey everyone should take at least once in life

# ? Apr 24, 2016 07:49

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Merlin was a Druid.

Or maybe a bard. But in the old sense, when bard meant "Druid" and not "Guy who runs around with a lute and sings songs, lalalalala".

Merlin was a Druid, a bard, a wizard, and perhaps even a sorcerer or mage.

# ? Apr 24, 2016 08:01

Robotnik Nudes: Jul 8, 2013

Alan Moore, Grant Morrison or Jodorowsky.

# ? Apr 24, 2016 08:02

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Gnad123lf b1tch

# ? Apr 24, 2016 08:15

Helical Nightmares: Apr 30, 2009

Mr Wizard

# ? Apr 24, 2016 08:23

Waroduce: Aug 5, 2008

Dave_Indeed posted:

Asking for a friend. Please tell me who is the best wizard.

Is it Merlin? He cast some pretty cool spells I guess. If you need someone to get hosed he has a cool spell that lets you rape chicks. Pretty powerful if you ask me.

Is the best wizard Raistlin Majere? He is pretty strong according to the one Dragonlance book I read. I hear he goes crazy though and maybe that's not the best fit for best wizard.

Is the best wizard Elminster Aumar? He is in Dungeons and Dragons, he is a very powerful wizard of the realms, basically the magic pope if you think about it.

Maybe Rand al'Thor from the Wheel of Time?? He had some pretty cool powers like shooting time erasing fireballs.

Is the best wizard someone who I don't even know anything about? Super heros do not count as they are clearly not wizards so goku will not be a part of this discussion.

raistlin should be in black robes nerd

# ? Apr 24, 2016 08:29

Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

https://youtu.be/X2qTcT15sDA?t=1m33s

Best Wizard

# ? Apr 24, 2016 08:42

Butt Wizard: Nov 3, 2005; It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

a cloth map posted:

Selena Gomez in Wizards of Waverly Place.

e: I just found out that women cannot be Wizards so I change my answer to Gargamel from the smurfs.

What about the Vicar of Dibley?

# ? Apr 24, 2016 08:52

Sialia: Feb 12, 2016

Zorodius posted:

This guy:

I think that's a guy wearing a sheet.

# ? Apr 24, 2016 08:58

Dr. Eldarion: Mar 21, 2001; Deal Dispatcher

No Rincewind, you philistines?

# ? Apr 24, 2016 09:13

Barnes And Body Works: Mar 2, 2016

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtjKd_4uaCg

Holy poo poo that's a really good post, I laughed pretty hard.

# ? Apr 24, 2016 09:28

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Wizard Master

# ? Apr 24, 2016 10:07

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Anyway, Odin is the best wizard.

I know what you're thinking, Odin wasn't a wizard, he was a god. Wrong! He was a god and a wizard. Like Thor was a God and a warrior.

Gandalf is basically Merlin crossed with Odin. That means he's the best since he's actually two bomb-rear end wizards in one.

# ? Apr 24, 2016 10:12

Nonviolent J: Jul 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Soiled Meat

# ? Apr 24, 2016 10:18

The_Politics_Man: Aug 25, 2015

no option for hilter. voted 1

# ? Apr 24, 2016 10:18

Nonviolent J: Jul 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Soiled Meat

Zorodius posted:

I'm really conflicted. I thought ICP was terrible, but this is amazing?

Maybe if you try anything long enough, you eventually get it right

"I'm siiingiiing, like Eddie Vedder, only betterrrrr"

Violent J at his weed usage peak

# ? Apr 24, 2016 10:19

criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

# ? Apr 24, 2016 10:53

the fart question: Mar 21, 2007; College Slice

Nonviolent J posted:

that's a sorcerer, not a wizard!

# ? Apr 24, 2016 11:01

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

*just keeps walking*

# ? Apr 24, 2016 11:12

Nonviolent J: Jul 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Soiled Meat

# ? Apr 24, 2016 11:22

Nonviolent J: Jul 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Soiled Meat

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

*just keeps walking*

dontactlikeudontknow

# ? Apr 24, 2016 11:22

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Wizard Master

# ? Apr 24, 2016 11:39

Esposito: Apr 5, 2003; Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.

Ged, no doubt.

# ? Apr 24, 2016 12:17

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Wizard master, gandalf, or any of the wizards from the disc world books.

Also maybe the wizard from that loving awesome "death is certain" picture

# ? Apr 24, 2016 13:20

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Its this one obviously

he has the power to see the future of every living thing

that is pretty hardcore

Son of Rodney fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Apr 24, 2016

# ? Apr 24, 2016 13:21

Nonviolent J: Jul 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Soiled Meat

Captain Yossarian posted:

Wizard master, gandalf, or any of the wizards from the disc world books.

Also maybe the wizard from that loving awesome "death is certain" picture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKeHVDJwVcw

# ? Apr 24, 2016 13:21

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Harry Potter

# ? Apr 24, 2016 13:27

Nonviolent J: Jul 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Soiled Meat

Son of Rodney posted:

Its this one obviously

he has the power to see the future of every living thing

that is pretty hardcore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKeHVDJwVcw

again

# ? Apr 24, 2016 13:28

Zorodius: Feb 11, 2007; EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Esposito posted:

G*d, no doubt.

don't use any names in the True Speech please. let's keep this a wizard safe space

# ? Apr 24, 2016 13:53

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

nicola tesla, the man who invented the electric cowfryer and the radio that somebody else already invented and the tesla coil super weapon with a range of five feet

# ? Apr 24, 2016 15:57

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 17:33

Guy Mann: Mar 28, 2016; by Lowtax

-voiced by Morgan Freeman
-uses a lollipop as a magic staff
-wears tie-dye and flip-flops
-can build and do literally anything
-is immortal, even decapitation just makes him come back with sweet glow-in-the-dark powers

# ? Apr 24, 2016 16:09

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