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Serious Frolicking posted:here is an uncontroversial opinion: the op should kill himself as penance for posting this thread
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Millie posted:I live in NC and public bathrooms here are notorious for pervy men. The issue tho, is that the pervy men perv in the men's rooms. The Sears bathroom in Eastland Mall (now closed) was so bad that they installed a camera above the men's room door. My brother once threw a trashcan over the stall at some dude trying to peep him poopin in that bathroom. One of my guy friends did hook up with some dudes in Freedom park bathroom (he was kind of slutty but also 15) and he'll tell you that the pervs are straight men wanting underage boy peen. Why was there a trashcan inside the stall your brother was pooping in? This whole story smells fishy. edit: was your brother making sexy sounds while pooping? Lots of straight guys are poop teases.
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notZaar posted:Those bathroom scenes are from the movie though, which was a liberal spoofing of Heinlein's fascist fantasy. They were also in the book Heinlein was not a fascist he was a troll. He wrote starship trooperd to piss off the nascent anti-war movement and then later he wrote a bunch of weird sex poo poo to piss off conservatives
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notZaar posted:We should have one mega bathroom, a long corridor of parallel benches like the Romans did. Bring eye contact back into pooping. There is a concert venue I've been to a couple times that has two toilets facing each other in one slightly oversized stall. Luckily, I've never had to poop there. Also, I don't care if the guy at the urinal next to me is peeing out of his fly or lifting his skirt as long as he doesn't piss on my shoes.
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All bathrooms, being inanimate, have no gender at all We impose gender on them arbitrarily like a bad Lego set Public toilets 200 years ago used to be a bucket you shat in while a large man covered you with his cloak for money
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chaosbreather posted:All bathrooms, being inanimate, have no gender at all What I would give to return to those simpler times (and have a cloak)
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Germstore posted:I worked as a janitor in college and let me tell you women are grosser on average, but men have a higher variance. The women's room was almost always dirtier unless some dude straight up dropped a dookie on the floor. when my brother was in college he used to stick his TP on the stall wall after wiping with it so that the next person to come in would see it and be like WhaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAT!?!?
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Apr 28, 2016 15:01
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this isn't a real political issue, it's a way for our two almost identical political parties to draw some distinction between themselves
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Apr 28, 2016 15:04
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The grossest bathroom in the world is the women's room at the Empty Bottle in Chicago. It's not full of pervs or rapists or anything, it's just really dirty, humid and the toilets don't flush. They just swirl, very slowly, a horrible mash of pee and soaked TP.
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I'm extremely concerned about how less than 1% of the population deals with public bathrooms and I will go to any and all lengths to destroy anyone who disagrees with me.
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I can tell from the cherry blossoms in the background that, that is also a japanese dog. Do they follow the traditions of bushido and engage in daily rites of cleansing practice or do they eat instant noodles and masturbate to cartoons like modern, degenerate japanese?
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Lunixnerd posted:I can tell from the cherry blossoms in the background that, that is also a japanese dog. Do they follow the traditions of bushido and engage in daily rites of cleansing practice or do they eat instant noodles and masturbate to cartoons like modern, degenerate japanese? close this thread
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Apr 28, 2016 15:08
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Mange Mite posted:They were also in the book I choose not to believe that.
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paul_soccer10 posted:close this thread Post more dogs and I shall judge them.
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Lunixnerd posted:Post more dogs and I shall judge them. 
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criscodisco posted:Why was there a trashcan inside the stall your brother was pooping in? This whole story smells fishy. Not wanting to be stared at while making GBS threads, he said angry things very loud at the man, left the stall, picked up a trashcan, threw it over the other stall where the man locked himself in. It's not that hard to figure out.
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Apr 28, 2016 15:13
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Lunixnerd posted:Post more dogs and I shall judge them. 
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An infantilized spoiled dog, it carries a toy, symbolic of a successful hunt because it's hunting instincts have been blunted by an overattentive owner who hands out belly rubs willy-nilly
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Apr 28, 2016 15:17
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Not a dog at all, the worst kind of dog.
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I self-identify as a single grain of Hawaiian beach sand. Where am I supposed to pee?
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ghlbtsk posted:I self-identify as a single grain of Hawaiian beach sand. invert your penis and pee into your own body
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Apr 28, 2016 15:25
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next on the docket edit: "dog"cket
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Apr 28, 2016 15:30
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we should all just poop in the street e: no peeing though
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Apr 28, 2016 15:31
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i heard in europe the bathroom stalls don't have giant peeping gaps like in america, is that true and how do you get by without peeping and getting peeped
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Apr 28, 2016 15:33
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dipple posted:i heard in europe the bathroom stalls don't have giant peeping gaps like in america, is that true and how do you get by without peeping and getting peeped everyone gets 1 free peep and it's okay as long as you don't wink at them after
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i like that all this bullshit is just a bandaid over the real issue of gender-neutral bathrooms not being a thing required by law to exist errywhere HELPY I CANT TAKE A lovely UNLESS ITS ONLY WITH PEOPLE OF THE SAME GENDER AS ME
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dipple posted:i heard in europe the bathroom stalls don't have giant peeping gaps like in america, is that true and how do you get by without peeping and getting peeped in Europe it is a human right to have some privacy when shooting up drugs
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many a time i've got myself in trouble for looking at someone's genitals and giving the gameshow-host trigger thumb and wink combo and I just can't learn my lesson
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paul_soccer10 posted:next on the docket A dog unfit to guard the home but assigned to the busy work of guarding the shrine, its shame would not be greater even with a cone around it's neck. Please post more noble and less degenerate dogs, this is getting depressing.
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just be glad that the Republicans didn't come up with the idea to try and ban medical gender reassignment for minors, because that would probably get some traction outside of the fringe of the crazies Pretty much everybody on both sides of the aisle that I know has been like "get this stupid bathroom bullshit out of my face I don't care" which is the right response imho
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Cantaloupe posted:we should all just poop in the street A billion indians cannot be wrong, maybe there is something special about coiling a turd onto the sidewalk that we have been denying ourselves by grunting and straining as quietly as we can in our single gender public bathrooms. Perhaps the gentle breeze cooling your stretched o-ring is just what the doctor ordered and popping a squat is a healthier way to poop anyway.
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I was at a Prince concert in the mid '90s. After the show I go to the mens restroom and there is a tranny at the urinal, skirt pulled up peeing. I remember thinking it was unfair that I had to wait in line behind him, when he should have been at the back of the 100 women long line for the women's restroom. Then I thought I would do the exact same thing if I was him... and basically decided to not give a gently caress. 20 years later I still don't give a gently caress. I miss Prince.
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eSports Chaebol posted:the real solution is all unisex bathrooms and yes even showers like in the movie Starship Troopers. why yes the movie was about a fascist utopia. yes also heinlein was a weird sex pervert but thats not the point this would be progressive Actually, those things are not unrelated and hoping for human dignity to come from liberal capitalism is lol
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How about people just use whatever bathroom they want? Who cares?
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did u know the whole world is just a bathroom for birds
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Captain Yossarian posted:How about people just use whatever bathroom they want? Who cares? 
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who cares?
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