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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Fishy Joe posted:

Hey man let me get a large coffee and a bacon egg and cheese biscuit thanks

(Mr Freeze is having mcdonalds for breakfast in this sketch)

[end scene]

I laughed really hard at this

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
mr freeze, joe chill, ice t, ice cube, jon snow, and robert frost walk into a bar

then a joke happens

vvv thank you

Mozi fucked around with this message at 19:21 on May 5, 2016

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Mozi posted:

mr freeze, joe chill, ice t, ice cube, jon snow, and robert frost walk into a bar

... and get stuck to it

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
its dr. freize i didnt go to 6 years of evil icicle school to be called "mister" thank you very much

Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?


This thread is pretty chill.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Cool but snow d'ice there chilluns! *captures plucky orphans in tomb of suffocating ice^

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
In order to keep my facilities cold, I have to pump out heat to the rest of the city of Gotham. It gives me personal internal conflict because I'd rather Gotham City be cold as well

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Cool but snow d'ice there chilluns! *captures plucky orphans in tomb of suffocating ice^

Have a cold one! :boobeer:

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i shoot frozen ropes

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
This thread's getting a rather chilly reception!

Trust me, I'll never give you the cold shoulder, OP!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Let's kick some ice.

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!
signs order for for 1000 pairs of henchmen sized chrome plated ice skates

The Hman
Jan 6, 2015
what killed the dinosaurs

op's lovely posting

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Even Mr. Freeze thinks the toilet seat is cold.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

FlimFlam Imam posted:

Seems like a good time and place to remember our old friend.



hell yeah

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Revenge is a dish best served... ice

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

JiveHonky posted:

mr freeze more like mr fleas because this thread bugs me

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'll be back

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Always winterize your pipes

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
"I'm afraid I must rob this bank to fund my research. It appears my personal assets have been.... frozen."

"The good thing about seeing The Huntsman: Winter's War is I get the whole theater to myself..."

"I'm really only reforming just long enough so Aquaman and I can get together and do a Youtube review of Deep Blue Sea and Titanic where we discuss the merits of ice vs. water as killers."

JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 22:38 on May 5, 2016

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
cool thread

Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine
i remember a good action figure commercial of him

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



Chilling news

5er
Jun 1, 2000


Let's heat it up!

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Revenants Return posted:

i remember a good action figure commercial of him

The only villain for whom it makes some sense to be standing atop a pile of transparent cubes.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Bank assets were literally frozen today in what has been described as a 'retaliation attack' against CorporaBank LLC, when Mr. Freeze, Mr. Clean, and Mr. Roboto walked inside the bank's downtown storefront Wednesday afternoon and announced to clients and staff their intentions to 'clean them out of their cold, hard cash,' before freezing them in place with ice. The only reported death from the attack was bank teller Roy Sakimoto, age 26, who after a struggle at the vault door was the only person whose condition did not improve from thawing. Police are still on the manhunt, as the perpetrators made a clean getaway.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


FlimFlam Imam posted:

Hi, I'm Mr. Freeze! It's ice to meet you. :wave:

the first post is a big responsibility, try not to flub it in the future

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
hey I'm mr freeze get out da way

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
you will not send this thread to the cooler!

(voted 5)

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


gently caress you batman

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


batman and me used to be fwb's and look i know i go by mr. freeze but i'm not the one who's frigid in that relationship

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
:waycool:

:cool:

:coolspot:

:coolfish:

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
"The only good thing about the new Ghostbusters movie? They're bringing back one of my favorite drinks: Ecto-COOLER."

"Snowcone. Shaven, not crushed."

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

"This OP would move me to tears... If I still had tears to shed. "

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pNY2Krf3Rw

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

That's a spicy meat-a-ball!

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


*smokes an ice cigar*

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
*vapes inside cake dome helmet*

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

My favourite deck archetype in Hearthstone is... FROST mage

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i came back as a disembodied head with little mechanical spider legs on the bottom of my glass head dome.

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Yabanjin
Feb 13, 2007

I AM smiling.
* spends some quality time with the housekeeper* "The Ice Man cometh!"

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